January 19, 2021 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Dog & Pony Show IV, Part 13 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms, Dan Moren and Jane Ritt
276
Strahd von Zarovich: Dreamboat
January 12, 2021 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Dog & Pony Show IV, Part 12 • Tony Sindelar with Dan Moren, Erika Ensign, Mikah Sargent, Jane Ritt and Aleen Simms
275
The Hill I’m About to Die On
The gang finds a really, really, really big hill. Another party member gets a blood-related magic item.
January 5, 2021 • 1 hour, 13 minutes • Dog & Pony Show IV, Part 11 • Tony Sindelar with Jane Ritt, Dan Moren, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms and Mikah Sargent
274
The Last Wine in All of Barovia
December 29, 2020 • 1 hour, 9 minutes • Dog & Pony Show IV, Part 10 • Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Jane Ritt, Erika Ensign, Mikah Sargent and Dan Moren
273
Dungeon Buddies!
December 22, 2020 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Dog & Pony Show IV, Part 9 • Tony Sindelar with Dan Moren, Aleen Simms, Jane Ritt, Erika Ensign and Mikah Sargent
272
I Used to Like Nature
December 15, 2020 • 1 hour • Dog & Pony Show IV, Part 8 • Tony Sindelar with Mikah Sargent, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Jane Ritt and Dan Moren
271
A Really Aggressive Salad
December 8, 2020 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Dog & Pony Show IV, Part 7 • Tony Sindelar with Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Jane Ritt and Dan Moren
270
Mummy Corps of Engineers
December 1, 2020 • 59 minutes • Dog & Pony Show IV, Part 6 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Mikah Sargent, Jane Ritt, Dan Moren and Aleen Simms
269
Horse Law
November 24, 2020 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Dog & Pony Show IV, Part 5 • Tony Sindelar with Jane Ritt, Aleen Simms, Dan Moren, Erika Ensign and Mikah Sargent
268
Moon Jerks
November 17, 2020 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Dog & Pony Show IV, Part 4 • Tony Sindelar with Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms, Dan Moren, Jane Ritt and Erika Ensign
267
Wolfageddon
November 10, 2020 • 1 hour, 15 minutes • Dog & Pony Show IV, Part 3 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Mikah Sargent, Dan Moren and Jane Ritt
266
A Face Is a Map of a Person
November 3, 2020 • 59 minutes • Dog & Pony Show IV, Part 2 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Dan Moren, Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms and Jane Ritt
265
Skeletal Cats
The Dog & Pony Show returns, and it’s still Shocktober! What’s spookier than Barovia? A spooky, cluttered attic in Barovia. Spookier than that? A spooky, cluttered attic populated by skeletal cats! EVEN SPOOKIER? A stroppy teenage wizard and his “students”.
October 27, 2020 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Dog & Pony Show IV, Part 1 • Tony Sindelar with Mikah Sargent, Jane Ritt, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms and Dan Moren
264
My Favorite Flavor is ‘Combination’
Our second run through “A Night in Seyvoth Manor” comes to an end. What’s in the flesh book? What surprise do the Mystery Wagon gang have in store for the vampiric dealmaster, Malthus Seyvoth? Will resurrected monster Henry find love with his vampire girlfriend? Some of your questions may be answered!
October 20, 2020 • 1 hour, 15 minutes • Shocktober 2020, conclusion • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Jane Ritt, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Annette Wierstra
263
I Wish For Fewer Bones
A fleshy tome and a magic circle suggest a deal with a demon could be near. And pizza rolls might not be far behind. But if you’ve already made a deal with a vampire, does a demon deal define double dealing? Look, we’ve been at this a long time and it’s almost over. But not quite yet.
October 13, 2020 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Shocktober 2020, part 2 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley, Jane Ritt and Annette Wierstra
262
The Pizza Rolls Argument
When we last left the Scüpy Gang, they were entering the lair of villanous Count Mathus Seyvoth, who might be a vampire or maybe an umpire. 11 months later, it’s time to throw open the doors and discover the horrors—and great deals!—that await inside. Will our adventurers be able to resist the hard sell? And can a Zone of Truth spell really stop a master salesman?
October 6, 2020 • 58 minutes • Shocktober 2020, part 1 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Jane Ritt, Annette Wierstra, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Mikah Sargent
261
Giant Bird and Associates
Will Dragonforge and all his associates make it out of Undermountain alive? Or will they die in bat-tle? Find out in this thrilling season finale!
September 29, 2020 • 1 hour, 25 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates IV, Part 11 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell, Georgia Dow and Steve Lutz
260
Lift a Frozen Dwarf
Dungeon, check. Dragon, check. That means we’re done, right?
What do you mean, “elevator shaft full of bats”?
September 22, 2020 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates IV, Part 10 • Tony Sindelar with Monty Ashley, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour and Steve Lutz
259
Senor Wencas, No!
Dragonforge and Associates fulfil their contractural duty to encounter a dragon in a dungeon. Finally.
September 15, 2020 • 57 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates IV, Part 9 • Tony Sindelar with Steve Lutz, Erika Ensign, Monty Ashley, Sarah Barbour and Jason Snell
258
This Room Is Gross
September 8, 2020 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates IV, Part 8 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Monty Ashley, Sarah Barbour, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz
257
The One Who Poinged
September 1, 2020 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates IV, Part 7 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Sarah Barbour and Monty Ashley
256
Silent but Deadly
August 25, 2020 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates IV, Part 6 • Tony Sindelar with Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell and Erika Ensign
255
The Log Is Nature’s Abacus
August 18, 2020 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates IV, Part 5 • Tony Sindelar with Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley, Erika Ensign and Georgia Dow
254
Quiverbottom and Associates
August 11, 2020 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Dragonforge & Associates IV, Part 4 • Tony Sindelar with Jason Snell, Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Steve Lutz and Monty Ashley
253
In the Jaws of the Champion
August 4, 2020 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates IV, Part 3 • Tony Sindelar with Monty Ashley, Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz and Sarah Barbour
252
Turtle Party Kill
July 28, 2020 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates IV, Part 2 • Tony Sindelar with Georgia Dow, Jason Snell, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Sarah Barbour and Monty Ashley
251
Rubble Rubble
Dragonforge & Associates are back! They’re still playing 4th edition. They’re still in/under Undermountain. They’re still mid-battle. They’re still looking for a couple of rubies. And they still haven’t found Rutherford Urmbrusk.
July 21, 2020 • 1 hour, 5 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates IV, Part 1 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley, Georgia Dow and Jason Snell
250
Ask the Dungeon Masters!
To celebrate our 250th episode, we take a break from playing and ask Scott, Dan, and Tony to answer listener questions!
July 20, 2020 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Erika Ensign with Scott McNulty, Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar
249
Very Special Holiday Episode
The Dog & Pony gang ends the season with a festival full of rain, a room full of dolls, an attic full of junk, and a door full of lightning!
July 14, 2020 • 1 hour, 35 minutes • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 17 • Tony Sindelar with Dan Moren, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Jane Ritt and Mikah Sargent
248
Backgammon in the Wine Gazebo
July 7, 2020 • 1 hour, 13 minutes • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 16 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Jane Ritt, Dan Moren, Mikah Sargent and Aleen Simms
247
Minotaur Maul
A shopping trip, afternoon tea, and a polite murder request. Happily, no flesh bag. Sadly, no book club.
June 30, 2020 • 1 hour, 44 minutes • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 15 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Dan Moren, Aleen Simms, Mikah Sargent and Jane Ritt
246
The Bag Holder
June 23, 2020 • 1 hour, 43 minutes • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 14 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Jane Ritt, Aleen Simms, Mikah Sargent and Dan Moren
245
#hagfact
June 16, 2020 • 1 hour • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 13 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Jane Ritt, Aleen Simms, Mikah Sargent and Dan Moren
244
Spooky Money
June 9, 2020 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 12 • Tony Sindelar with Jane Ritt, Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign and Dan Moren
243
Follow Me To Great Deals!
June 2, 2020 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 11 • Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Mikah Sargent, Erika Ensign, Jane Ritt and Dan Moren
242
Non-Fatal Arm Wrestling
May 26, 2020 • 1 hour • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 10 • Tony Sindelar with Jane Ritt, Dan Moren, Erika Ensign, Mikah Sargent and Aleen Simms
241
Rictavio!
Our adventurers are off to scenic Valaki, and in the bar of the Bluewater Inn they meet some Very Interesting People.
May 19, 2020 • 1 hour • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 9 • Tony Sindelar with Dan Moren, Erika Ensign, Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms and Jane Ritt
240
An Octopus Holding a Bag
May 12, 2020 • 58 minutes • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 8 • Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Jane Ritt, Mikah Sargent, Erika Ensign and Dan Moren
239
A Most Interesting Bone Ghost
May 5, 2020 • 55 minutes • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 7 • Tony Sindelar with Mikah Sargent, Jane Ritt, Dan Moren, Erika Ensign and Aleen Simms
238
Little Joys in Big Barovia
April 28, 2020 • 45 minutes • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 6 • Tony Sindelar with Jane Ritt, Mikah Sargent, Dan Moren, Aleen Simms and Erika Ensign
237
Sad, Unfortunate, and On Fire
April 21, 2020 • 59 minutes • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 5 • Tony Sindelar with Jane Ritt, Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign and Dan Moren
236
Better Dead than Undead
April 14, 2020 • 50 minutes • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 4 • Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Jane Ritt, Mikah Sargent and Dan Moren
235
Non-Union Ghosts
April 7, 2020 • 55 minutes • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 3 • Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Jane Ritt, Mikah Sargent and Dan Moren
234
Big Trouble In Little Barovia
March 31, 2020 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 2 • Tony Sindelar with Jane Ritt, Mikah Sargent, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms and Dan Moren
233
Let’s Bury the Burgermeister
The Dog and Pony Show returns! With the same dog… but a new pony. And new players! And a new DM! Please enjoy this trip to a tavern in Little Borovia, and watch Tony die a little bit inside in the service of Dungeons and Dragons.
March 24, 2020 • 1 hour • Dog & Pony Show III, Part 1 • Tony Sindelar with Dan Moren, Jane Ritt, Erika Ensign, Mikah Sargent and Aleen Simms
232
Seize Him!
In this episode, our adventure comes to its end. A while ago, the Adventurers’ Pyramid installed Calcryx the white dragon as the ruler of the Sunless Citadel, with Meepo as its right-hand kobold. Unintended consequences can be tough. Will the adventurers escape with their lives and their treasure? If they can, they’re definitely going to make the front page of the next issue of Oakhurst & Beyond!
March 17, 2020 • 1 hour, 20 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 21 • Tony Sindelar with Myke Hurley, Adina Hurley, James Thomson, Lizbeth Myles, Tiff Arment and Jason Snell
231
Food Pyramid
It’s good to learn things. Where does the Hobgoblin fit in the hierarchy of D&D monsters? If you’re killed by an arrow, does the second arrow really do damage? And how much blood can spill out of the bodies of unconscious adventurers who were just trying to get back to the surface and claim their reward? Also: Meet Bobgoblin the Hobgoblin!
March 11, 2020 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 20 • Tony Sindelar with Tiff Arment, Adina Hurley, Lizbeth Myles, James Thomson, Myke Hurley and Jason Snell
230
Surprised By a Shadow
Our adventurers have begun their trek back to the surface! But they’ve left so much destruction in their wake… and now they may have to pay the price. (Also, Furian’s curiosity gets the better of him.)
March 3, 2020 • 53 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 19 • Tony Sindelar with Jason Snell, Tiff Arment, James Thomson, Adina Hurley, Lizbeth Myles and Myke Hurley
229
Leveling Up
The boss battle concludes! The frog is dead! The tree lies in ruins! But not everyone will make it out alive! Who will survive? Those who remain will get an exciting trip to… Level 3!
February 25, 2020 • 45 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 18 • Tony Sindelar with Myke Hurley, Adina Hurley, Lizbeth Myles, James Thomson, Tiff Arment and Jason Snell
228
An Adequately Sized Frog
This is it! The beginning of the end! Our party enters battle with the evil druid, his monstrous tree, his two plant-zombie thralls, his twig blight army, and most importantly, his giant purple frog!
February 21, 2020 • 54 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 17 • Tony Sindelar with Lizbeth Myles, Jason Snell, Adina Hurley, Tiff Arment, James Thomson and Myke Hurley
227
Hey, Where’s Your Frog?
February 11, 2020 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 16 • Tony Sindelar with Myke Hurley, Adina Hurley, James Thomson, Lizbeth Myles, Tiff Arment and Jason Snell
226
I’m Goblin Here!
Yes, the underground gardens of the Sunless Citadel are a beauty to behold, especially if you’re a fungi enthusiast researching for the Great Bugbear Bake-Off. But these ancient statues from a dragon-worshipping cult are just creepy.
February 4, 2020 • 59 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 15 • Tony Sindelar with Tiff Arment, Lizbeth Myles, Myke Hurley, Adina Hurley, Jason Snell and James Thomson
225
Posh Bugbear
Our group’s meeting with Balsag Rogruk Bugbear is not going well. But have no fear, a park bench and an underground garden party are just around the corner.
January 28, 2020 • 58 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 14 • Tony Sindelar with Lizbeth Myles, Adina Hurley, Tiff Arment, Myke Hurley, James Thomson and Jason Snell
224
The Couch of the Garden
Does a pile of skeletons make a park bench? How fast is a rat at both moving and dying? Why should you never disturb a fire snake’s hole? Our adventurers learn the answers to all of these questions, and then get off on the wrong foot with a new acquaintance.
January 21, 2020 • 58 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 13 • Tony Sindelar with Myke Hurley, Adina Hurley, Lizbeth Myles, James Thomson, Tiff Arment and Jason Snell
223
You’ve Killed a Tree!
The Adventurers’ Pyramid, having killed many goblins, now faces the wrath of Durn, their Hobgoblin boss. Can diplomacy save the day? Can Meepo? Can anything?
January 14, 2020 • 48 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 12 • Tony Sindelar with Lizbeth Myles, James Thomson, Tiff Arment, Myke Hurley, Adina Hurley and Jason Snell
222
Look At My Beautiful Cone
January 7, 2020 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 11 • Tony Sindelar with James Thomson, Lizbeth Myles, Myke Hurley, Adina Hurley, Tiff Arment and Jason Snell
221
Send in Meepo!
You’ve seen the dungeons, but what about the dragons? Our first-level adventurers get what they asked for in this episode, as they encounter Karylax, the ice dragon wormling. Will he welcome back his old companion Meepo, or does he view our party’s Kobold sidekick as an enemy? Only one way to find out!
December 31, 2019 • 59 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 10 • Tony Sindelar with Myke Hurley, Adina Hurley, Lizbeth Myles, James Thomson, Tiff Arment and Jason Snell
220
Every Death Is a Data Point
Tragedy at the archery range! Can anyone save Meepo? Will an assortment of goblins pay the ultimate price? And what’s through that next door? (Hint: Probably more goblins.)
December 24, 2019 • 58 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 9 • Tony Sindelar with Myke Hurley, Adina Hurley, Tiff Arment, Lizbeth Myles, James Thomson and Jason Snell
219
Murder Sesame Street
With all the rats finally dispatched, it’s time to switch all our attention to Goblins! Will the Adventurers’ Pyramid be charming enough to talk their way past another collection of Goblin guards and invite them out to drinks after work on a Thursday? Or will it be death for Meepo the Kobold?
December 17, 2019 • 56 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 8 • Tony Sindelar with Tiff Arment, Jason Snell, Lizbeth Myles, James Thomson, Adina Hurley and Myke Hurley
218
This Fountain Counts Rats
Who wants to kill a Rat Queen? It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to leap into the fray and become the meat in a rat sandwich. Is Max up for the job?
December 10, 2019 • 50 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 7 • Tony Sindelar with Lizbeth Myles, Adina Hurley, Tiff Arment, James Thomson, Myke Hurley and Jason Snell
217
Reading is Fundamental
It’s time for the podcast that asks the question, “Why are there rats?” In this episode, Max discovers a fountain with a creepy inscription. Also our team meets—and kills—a whole lot of rats. Dungeon fun!
December 3, 2019 • 53 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 6 • Tony Sindelar with Adina Hurley, Myke Hurley, Tiff Arment, James Thomson, Lizbeth Myles and Jason Snell
216
Trust Me, I’ve Got a Plan
Max and Nox concoct a plan to fool a bunch of goblins. A surprisingly tall goblin guard makes an appearance. Many deception rolls are attempted. Can nonviolence really work, or is it all a folly? The dice rolls will reveal all!
November 26, 2019 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 5 • Tony Sindelar with Lizbeth Myles, Adina Hurley, Tiff Arment, Myke Hurley, James Thomson and Jason Snell
215
Combat is for Feelings
How many rats does it take to get to the center of a Sunless Citadel? Our adventurers find out, and then learn some important lessons about the dynamics of Kobold culture.
November 19, 2019 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 4 • Tony Sindelar with Adina Hurley, Tiff Arment, Lizbeth Myles, James Thomson, Myke Hurley and Jason Snell
214
Hit the Rat!
Our new adventurers are about to face their first combat situation, as a group of giant rats attack the party. Who will survive unscathed and who will be bathed in their own blood?
November 12, 2019 • 39 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 3 • Tony Sindelar with Adina Hurley, Lizbeth Myles, James Thomson, Tiff Arment, Myke Hurley and Jason Snell
213
The Best Adventures Start With Lies
Our adventurers visit a mansion to receive an assignment, participate in a team-building exercise, and climb down a rope into a subterranean gulf of darkness.
November 6, 2019 • 48 minutes • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 2 • Tony Sindelar with Myke Hurley, Adina Hurley, James Thomson, Lizbeth Myles, Tiff Arment and Jason Snell
212
Oakhurst & Beyond
We begin a new TPK season with an almost entirely new collection of players! In the small town of Oakhurst, many adventurers are gathering. Is there trouble on the horizon? Probably! Does the town’s local newspaper have a surprisingly broad circulation? Seemingly! Does that demon lady really think her weasel is a fox? Possibly! Step inside the tavern and get ready for some Dragonborn rock and roll.
November 4, 2019 • 1 hour • Adventurers' Pyramid, Part 1 • Tony Sindelar with Jason Snell, James Thomson, Lizbeth Myles, Myke Hurley, Adina Hurley and Tiff Arment
211
Drugs are Good
The end of Shocktober 2019 is in sight, but rather than taking on the evil Lord Seyvoth directly, our adventurers have chosen to mop up a bunch of side quests, with the help of speed, steroids, and other questionable substances. IT ALL ENDS HERE! UNTIL NEXT YEAR!
October 30, 2019 • 53 minutes • Shocktober 2019, part 5 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Jane Ritt, Annette Wierstra, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Mikah Sargent
210
The Ghost in the Gazebo
At long last Scüp and the gang have reached the top floor of Seyvoth Manor! But there are some puzzles to solve and sheet music to obtain before this adventure can reach its conclusion…
October 23, 2019 • 48 minutes • Shocktober 2019, part 4 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Jane Ritt, Annette Wierstra, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley and Mikah Sargent
209
Cool Ranch Blood
So many creepy mansion rooms for the Mystery Wagon gang to explore, so little time! How will they keep Fluffy and Henry from drinking from a blood fountain? What’s the message that a ghost in a mirror has to impart, and does it involve amazing bargains on mirrors? And Henry grapples with returning memories of his life before death. But in a spooky way because he’s a Fantasy Canadian Frankenstein Monster now!
October 16, 2019 • 57 minutes • Shocktober 2019, part 3 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Jane Ritt, Annette Wierstra, Mikah Sargent, Monty Ashley and Steve Lutz
208
A Light Tinge of Evil
As Shocktober 2019 continues, Scüp and the gang continue fleeing a necrotic vortex, and then explore Seyvoth Manor’s equally spooky attic! Will this adventure continue to teach our players that books are dangerous? Probably!
October 9, 2019 • 55 minutes • Shocktober 2019, part 2 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Jane Ritt, Annette Wierstra, Mikah Sargent, Monty Ashley and Steve Lutz
207
That’s Not Billy
We return to our spooky second run-through of A Night in Seyvoth Manor, with a somewhat familiar, but legally distinct, set of characters. It’s time to venture up to the second floor of the house! Will Fluffy drink something else magical and poisonous? And will those stuffed bears the characters keep finding help defuse a tense situation with a g-g-g-ghost? Find out as SHOCKTOBER 2019 begins!
October 2, 2019 • 58 minutes • Shocktober 2019, part 1 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Annette Wierstra, Jane Ritt, Mikah Sargent, Monty Ashley and Steve Lutz
206
Good Cop, Bad Cop, Handsome Cop
Enda the Rogue has been found at last! But there’s a task Dragonforge & Associates must perform before they can return to the hunt for Rutherford Urmbrusk. What could go wrong?
[Dragonforge & Associates will return in 2020. For the next five weeks, we return to Seyvoth Manor for SHOCKTOBER 2019 and then a new adventure premieres.]
September 24, 2019 • 1 hour, 13 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 16 • Tony Sindelar with Sarah Barbour, Erika Ensign, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
205
A Closet Full of Corpses
This battle is the pits! No, really, there are two pits. Our adventurers use acrobatics, hypnosis, and arrows to attempt to subdue far-off enemies.
September 18, 2019 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 15 • Tony Sindelar with Monty Ashley, Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
204
Take Cover Behind Your Wizard
Dragonforge and Associates are reunited, and it feels so good. Also, it turns out putting your wizard in front of the party is not a smart move.
We are starting a new TPK campaign and will be playing it live on weeknights just for Incomparable members. There’s a trailer for the campaign at the beginning of this episode. Visit our membership page to sign up and get access to live streams, video replays, audio bootlegs, and even final edited episodes months before anyone else gets to see us play. And you’ll be supporting our DMs and players!
September 10, 2019 • 1 hour • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 14 • Tony Sindelar with Monty Ashley, Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
203
Our Cleric Has the Bloodlust
What’s the difference between a real alligator and a fake chicken? It’s an important lesson, but not as important as remembering not to touch the mushrooms.
September 3, 2019 • 57 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 13 • Tony Sindelar with Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell, Brian Hamilton and Jane Ritt
202
Snakes in a Turtleneck
Ask not for whom the scythe swings—it swings for thee. There’s also an unpleasant amount of vomit, and an even more unpleasant amount of snakes!
August 27, 2019 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 12 • Tony Sindelar with Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Erika Ensign, Dan Moren and Annette Wierstra
201
Awkward Alligator
August 20, 2019 • 55 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 11 • Tony Sindelar with Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell, Brian Hamilton and Jane Ritt
200
Sewer Vide
August 13, 2019 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 10 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren and Annette Wierstra
199
Ooze on First?
Robot scorpion or not? How could a scummy pool be dangerous? Why are statues so terrifying? Very few of these questions are answered!
August 7, 2019 • 57 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 9 • Tony Sindelar with Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell, Brian Hamilton and Jane Ritt
198
I Think Your Elf is Broken
The other half of Dragonforge and Associates slowly unburies itself, meets two strangers, and then has some fairly typical sewer problems.
July 31, 2019 • 56 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 8 • Tony Sindelar with Steve Lutz, Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Annette Wierstra and Dan Moren
197
Pitfall Situation
Rocks fell! Everyone maybe didn’t die! But who is left alive and awake from Dragonforge and Associates? Also, why does that lizard person look so familiar?
July 23, 2019 • 55 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 7 • Tony Sindelar with Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell, Brian Hamilton and Jane Ritt
196
Grifters Are Like Zombies
This room is really big. Our adventurers continue to battle rogues and scoundrels and possibly there might also be some lizard people around? There’s a lot going on. And stay tuned for the exciting cliffhanger ending!
July 16, 2019 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 6 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley
195
You’ll Never Be Bandit 2 Now, Pal
This episode covers all facets of the underworld of Undermountain—scoundrels, kneebreakers, and grifters. Our adventurers try to rescue an urchin! And what would a Dragonforge adventure be without some Ding Dongs?
July 9, 2019 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 5 • Tony Sindelar with Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell, Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow and Steve Lutz
194
A Dwarf with a Hangover
Have you heard the good news about lycanthropy? Our adventurers visit with their new friends in the werewolf cult, who are very interested in signing up some new recruits. Also, our party gets its dwarf back! Shh, stop cheering, she’s got a really bad headache.
July 2, 2019 • 1 hour, 13 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 4 • Tony Sindelar with Steve Lutz, Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell and Sarah Barbour
193
How Not to Be Seen
Which is better, diplomacy or intimidation? This episode might reveal the answer! And then we flip the map and spend a lot of time pondering the Z axis as our adventurers climb down a giant statue. What’s at the bottom? Nothing good, that’s for sure.
June 25, 2019 • 55 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 3 • Tony Sindelar with Steve Lutz, Erika Ensign, Monty Ashley, Georgia Dow and Jason Snell
192
High Fantasy in the Low Sewers
Proving that Tony thinks that no D&D adventure is complete without a trip to the sewers, our adventurers once again trudge through the sewers. Will Pieter fall in the sludge again? Will Olestran forget to mark something as his quarry? And are those rats, or giant rats?
June 18, 2019 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 2 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell
191
Thieves Cant is a Beautiful Language
Watch out Undermountain, because the best team of adventurers-slash-sandwich shop promoters is back on the case! Dragonforge and Associates are still on their quest to find Rutherford Umbrusk, and the latest lead in the case takes them to the seediest part of Waterdeep to bargain with some questionable characters. How will they mess this one up? Listen to find out!
June 11, 2019 • 51 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates III, Part 1 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell
190
Tepanyaki Vampire
This mini-season of Eglath’s Angels concludes with a deadly vampire battle, a powerful wizard, and a talking hammer.
June 4, 2019 • 1 hour, 15 minutes • Eglath's Angels IV, episode 5 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Tony Sindelar, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren and Jason Snell
189
A Hug in the Darkness
Johnny Nine is alive! Our friends and their newfound Golem navigate turnstiles, boiling mud, and darkness. What’s in the darkness, and why does it want to hug Eglath’s Angels… to death?
May 28, 2019 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Eglath's Angels IV, episode 4 • Scott McNulty with Steve Lutz, Aleen Simms, Jason Snell, Erika Ensign, Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren
188
Golem Storage Area
Three dummies smash orbs in a locked room. Three bored adventurers wait in a hallway. Then there’s a riddle involving a flesh golem.
May 21, 2019 • 56 minutes • Eglath's Angels IV, episode 3 • Scott McNulty with Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
187
Too Many Orbs
Our mini-season of Eglath’s Angels continues with a series of curious decisions. Flesh golems? No thank you! Creepy room full of suspended colored orbs? Yes please! And why do a dumb thing once when you can do it twice?
May 14, 2019 • 53 minutes • Eglath's Angels IV, episode 2 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
186
Not Much of a Mountain
Eglath’s Angels return! Your original crew of TPK knuckleheads is back, but they’re not on Athas anymore. In this special mini-season, they’ve been swept onto a different plane, where they’ll play in a classic D&D module! But first, Carlos attacks a tree.
May 7, 2019 • 55 minutes • Eglath's Angels IV, episode 1 • Scott McNulty with Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz and Aleen Simms
185
I’m a Herder, Not a Fighter
In the thrilling conclusion to Dungeon Crawl Classics, the world’s foremost experts in elevators try to unlock the secrets of a strange new weapon and fight an ant man. Will they discover the truth about what lies in the heart of the glacier? Should Monty buy new dice? And what strange fate awaits our cave people?
April 30, 2019 • 42 minutes • Dungeon Crawl Classics, conclusion • Tony Sindelar with Annette Wierstra, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell
184
The Warning Birds
Our first generation of characters is dwindling! Which villagers will step up to the task, and how many caveman bodies will they have to step over to join our party? Doors will be opened! Lizards will be kicked! Art will be appreciated! And a legally-distinct enemy will have our adventurers desperate to roll something higher than a ten.
April 23, 2019 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Dungeon Crawl Classics, part 3 of 4 • Tony Sindelar with Annette Wierstra, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell
183
Snake Preview
Meet Chuck the Dwarf! He’s a flintknapper extraordinaire who’s going to help lead the party through more underground tubes than they’ve ever seen before. Plus, you won’t believe what kind of security system this glacier has!
April 16, 2019 • 43 minutes • Dungeon Crawl Classics, part 2 of 4 • Tony Sindelar with Annette Wierstra, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell
182
A Million Nerds Skanking
An entire cave-dwelling village is mobilized to find the cause of mysterious smoke coming from the local mountain! Tony Sindelar DMs a new crew of characters as they journey from Hither to Yon. It’s a rip-roaring good time!
April 9, 2019 • 48 minutes • Dungeon Crawl Classics, part 1 of 4 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Annette Wierstra, Monty Ashley, Aleen Simms and Jason Snell
181
Dragon vs. Octopus
This is it, people! The season finale finds our adventurers up against a terrifying black dragon after literally no preparation or strategic planning. Will they survive to reunite the dog with the pony?
April 2, 2019 • 1 hour, 38 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 20 • Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton, Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms and Tony Sindelar
180
Tenser’s Floating Dog
The Dog and Pony team finally investigate the forge, then traverse a chain ladder into the depths of the caves. Ladders and bridges take a long time to figure out. After all that trouble, they’re rewarded with something much worse than they expected.
March 27, 2019 • 46 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 19 • Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Tony Sindelar and Brian Hamilton
179
I Don’t Trust This Table
Now that Spurious knows how his go-to spell actually works, he puts it to serious, fatal use. Then the team goes on a wild Duergar chase that leads to a bathroom, a closet, and a secret tunnel. This party is really really bad at secret doors.
March 20, 2019 • 58 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 18 • Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Tony Sindelar and Brian Hamilton
178
What Do You Smell Besides Corpses?
Our intrepid (or maybe just tepid) adventurers continue to explore the old Dwarven ruins. How many adventurers does it take to read a scroll? The answer is too many.
March 13, 2019 • 53 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 17 • Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Tony Sindelar and Brian Hamilton
177
The Room Really Ties the Rug Together
In the life of every party there comes a time to make a gruesome decision about how to defeat one’s foes. Though not every party can notice a rug and a suit of armor, but fail to notice an entire room full of corpses.
March 6, 2019 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 16 • Dan Moren with Tony Sindelar, Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign and Brian Hamilton
176
Wight Privilege
What happens when you ignore a warning sign? A really long, scary battle! But if you live through it, you just might finally get a long rest. And maybe meet a ggg-ghost!
February 27, 2019 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 15 • Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton, Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms and Tony Sindelar
175
All Orc Poetry is Slam Poetry
The Dog and Pony gang investigate the forge, and learn some important lessons: Do not trust furniture, but do trust literal warning signs.
February 20, 2019 • 1 hour, 9 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 14 • Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton and Tony Sindelar
174
Rope Me Once, Shame on Me…
Bruldish fights with her cousins, and we see a whole new side of Elavor. But will the adventurers ever find the forge?
February 13, 2019 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 13 • Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton and Tony Sindelar
173
Hell Bent for Orc Leather
February 6, 2019 • 1 hour • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 12 • Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton, Aleen Simms and Tony Sindelar
172
Stalag-fight!
January 30, 2019 • 56 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 11 • Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Tony Sindelar and Erika Ensign
171
Mr. Roper
When is a flopping fish not just a flopping fish? When it’s attached to something that’s trying to eat you.
January 23, 2019 • 55 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 10 • Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Tony Sindelar and Erika Ensign
170
The Secret of the Ooze
Will our adventurers finally get a long rest? How big is this cave system anyway? What can you do with two magic hands? Do skeletons have belongings? This episode brings you the answers to questions you probably didn’t have.
January 16, 2019 • 1 hour, 5 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 9 • Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Tony Sindelar and Erika Ensign
169
Bop, Don’t Boop!
In this episode, our adventurers meet more stinky cave-dwellers, learn the difference between bopping and booping, and one of them swings their weapon at an empty square for some reason. Listen and find out why!
January 9, 2019 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 8 • Dan Moren with Aleen Simms, Mikah Sargent, Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton and Tony Sindelar
168
Tunnel Pragmatism
January 2, 2019 • 1 hour, 9 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 7 • Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton, Aleen Simms, Mikah Sargent and Tony Sindelar
167
Sprinklebard!
December 26, 2018 • 1 hour, 9 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 6 • Dan Moren with Tony Sindelar, Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton and Mikah Sargent
166
We Deserve This
December 19, 2018 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 5 • Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Mikah Sargent, Brian Hamilton, Aleen Simms and Tony Sindelar
165
Don’t Eat Strange Bees!
December 12, 2018 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 4 • Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton, Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms and Tony Sindelar
164
This Party Is Complicated
Deeper into the mountain we go! Remember all those warnings about orcs? They’re proven to be true! Also we learn where orcs sleep. (It’s beds. They sleep in beds.)
December 5, 2018 • 1 hour, 9 minutes • Dog and Pony Show II, Part 3 • Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton, Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms and Tony Sindelar
163
Dog and Pony Show
It’s time to leave town and set out on an adventure! Having given up on their missing compatriot (for now), the party takes a chance on canine companionship and comes up with its official name at last. Now it’s off to the mountains to seek fame, fortune, and forgotten treasure.
November 28, 2018 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • Dog and Pony Show (Death House) II, Part 2 • Dan Moren with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton, Mikah Sargent and Tony Sindelar
162
Our Monk Is Missing
They touched an orb! They barely survived Death House! (See Episode 105 through 112.) Now Imra and the people she saved are back, in a new adventure. Once again DM stands for Dan Moren, as Dan leads a group of familiar adventurers into new challenges and, most intriguingly, an encounter with a musical halfling riding a pony that might change the course of their adventuring careers forever.
November 21, 2018 • 1 hour, 13 minutes • Dog and Pony Show (Death House) II, Part 1 • Dan Moren with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton, Mikah Sargent and Tony Sindelar
161
The Cultists Aren’t That Flammable
Trader Vi, Tyla, Jeff, and Sizzle Drop continue their quest to apologize to a cult. Will our heroes be thwarted by trick statues, a fire pit, and a Wario lookalike? How many cultists are still alive? And what bizarre sounds will Sizzle Drop make?
November 14, 2018 • 55 minutes • Monty's One-Shot, Part 2 of 2 • Monty Ashley with Brian Hamilton, Kelly Guimont, Scott McNulty and Kathy Campbell
160
Official Mayoral Business
There’s a new DM in town! For two weeks, join Monty Ashley as he brings a group of travelers on an adventure to save a small town from the Cult of the Iron Scimitar.
November 7, 2018 • 1 hour, 20 minutes • Monty's One-Shot, Part 1 of 2 • Monty Ashley with Kelly Guimont, Brian Hamilton, Kathy Campbell and Scott McNulty
159
A Dog, a Priest, and a Brain Surgeon
Shocktober 2018 concludes in the cells beneath Seyvoth Manor! Will our adventurers find either of the missing children they’ve been searching for, or is it werewolves all the way down? Are books the best weapons of all? And most importantly, will our heroes survive to play again in 2019? Some of those questions will be answered, probably unsatisfactorily, in this episode!
October 31, 2018 • 57 minutes • Shocktober 2018, Part 5 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Annette Wierstra, Jane Ritt, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Mikah Sargent
158
Ichor Cole Slaw
Into the basement of Seyvoth Manor! What manner of horrible things can be found in the underbuildings of a haunted mansion? How do you feel about tentacles—wait, don’t answer that. How about doors and hallways? And what life lessons can the trash fire teach us? Shocktober 2018 nears its fateful conclusion!
October 24, 2018 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Shocktober 2018, Part 4 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Annette Wierstra, Jane Ritt, Monty Ashley, Mikah Sargent and Steve Lutz
157
AirDND
Continuing a trip through a spooky haunted mansion, our adventurers check out some plants and then, against their better judgment and the advice of others, leave the vestibule and descend into the basement to see if dogs are qualified to do brain surgery. (Turns out they are!)
October 16, 2018 • 57 minutes • Shocktober 2018, Part 3 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Annette Wierstra, Jane Ritt, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley and Mikah Sargent
156
Send Me an Angel to Kill
There’s a library in Seyvoth Manor, once packed with books entertaining and informative. Now it lies in ruins, but a few magical books remain, with treasures and terrors in equal measure for those who are brave or foolish enough to explore. Like Fluffy, he’s plenty foolish enough.
October 10, 2018 • 56 minutes • Shocktober 2018, Part 2 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Monty Ashley, Annette Wierstra, Steve Lutz, Mikah Sargent and Jane Ritt
155
I’m a Bard!
It’s time for Shocktober 2018! We’re back in Seyvoth Manor, but not the one you may have heard before! It’s a new edition of D&D, a newly built version of the story, and most importantly, an entirely new group of players and characters. And there’s something strangely familiar, yet legally distinct, about the group. In this, the first of five episodes, our adventurers enter the house, debate the differences between a foyer and a vestibule, ponder if dogs are a kind of plant, and attempt a duet with a piano-playing ghost.
October 2, 2018 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Shocktober 2018, Part 1 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Annette Wierstra, Steve Lutz, Mikah Sargent, Monty Ashley and Jane Ritt
154
Yan-C-Bin Expecting Me?
The third season of Eglath’s Angels comes to a conclusion! The fate of the Howling Hatred cult is revealed! Omlol takes a journey entirely unlike any we’ve seen before! Many members of the party are in grave danger! And for those who survive, what is their next destination?
September 26, 2018 • 1 hour, 18 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 26 • Scott McNulty with Aleen Simms, Scott McNulty, Tony Sindelar, Erika Ensign, Dan Moren and Jason Snell
153
Regdar’s Unregulated School of Magic
A room full of mushrooms (again?) teaches our adventurers a valuable lesson about… something? It’s finally time to meet the leaders of the windy cult. And despite Regdar’s best advice to refrain, Carlos shows off an extremely unexpected talent.
September 19, 2018 • 1 hour, 13 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 25 • Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Jason Snell, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Dan Moren and Steve Lutz
152
My Mom Raised Me Not to Lie to a Bird
Kenku are jerks. Our new friend is very wise for an undercover cultist. Our adventurers need to decide if they’re an ambulance service or not. (They’re not.)
[If your episode sounds like Aleen is out of sync, please delete this episode and then re-download it! We had to re-release the episode to fix this audio problem.]
September 13, 2018 • 1 hour, 18 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 24 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar and Jason Snell
151
Hello from the Tragic Cavern
Presta is dead and her companions are all pretty horribly wounded, except for Carlos, who seems perfectly fine. Can this group of adventurers find their way out of these confounded caverns before they lose all hope? It may take an escape by, as you might expect with this group, a path entirely unexpected by the Dungeon Master.
September 5, 2018 • 1 hour, 18 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 23 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell, Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren
150
That’s My Clampy Hand!
The Iron King, at last! But will our plucky adventurers survive their battle with a giant rabbit with an even more giant mechanical claw? Either way, Gamma World ends now in this mega-sized final episode!
August 29, 2018 • 1 hour, 42 minutes • Gamma World, Part 11 • Tony Sindelar with Brian Hamilton, Aleen Simms, Mikah Sargent, Erika Ensign and Jason Snell
149
Unreliable Jetpack
Things are dire. Bobobob Joe is helplessly trapped in a laser grid and trying to remember his last words. E-84 is desperately trying to use its science skills to save the day. Can Carlos the giant mutated rabbit sniper take our our adventurers, or will they survive to face the Iron King at the center of the robot factory?
August 22, 2018 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Gamma World, Part 10 • Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Mikah Sargent, Brian Hamilton and Erika Ensign
148
Roll Dump Truck
A dangerous hallway. More robot security systems. There’s only one solution, and it’s Bobobob Joe putting his favorite toy at risk. This could be deadly for everyone if E-84 doesn’t execute one of the most amazing teleportation moves of all time…
August 15, 2018 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Gamma World, Part 9 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton, Mikah Sargent and Aleen Simms
147
File a Radar
So we knew that there would be robots. The whole idea was to find and stop the source of the robots. But there are so many robots! And only one of them is looking for a lab coat. Fortunately, E-84 is also a robot and totally knows how to use control panels, right?
August 7, 2018 • 52 minutes • Gamma World, Part 8 • Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton and Mikah Sargent
146
Robot or Not?
This area is currently off limits, under orders of The Iron King. Visitor tours are on Tuesday. Please return then. Thank you for visiting Stupendico. Have a stupendous day! Get back to work, Carl!
August 1, 2018 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Gamma World, Part 7 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Mikah Sargent and Brian Hamilton
145
Dump Zone
Deeper into the tunnels go our adventurers, where they come into contact with some feisty robots and… do I smell bacon? Oh no, it’s more Roadhogs! They better hope they don’t get too close to Bobobob’s toy dump truck.
July 25, 2018 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Gamma World, Part 6 • Tony Sindelar with Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign and Brian Hamilton
144
Robotic Neutral
Machines vanquished and tables saved, it’s time to explore deeper into the realm of the Iron King, where there’s some tingly moss and nasty flying things.
July 18, 2018 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Gamma World, Part 5 • Tony Sindelar with Brian Hamilton, Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign and Mikah Sargent
143
Death and Dying in Gamma World
As the quest for the Iron King continues, our adventurers face a roomful of angry badgers and one sinister buzzing machine. With their bodies in the kill zone and their backs against the only Ikea table to survive the apocalypse, it’s time to have an important rules discussion about how death-saving throws work in Gamma World.
July 11, 2018 • 1 hour, 37 minutes • Gamma World, Part 4 • Tony Sindelar with Mikah Sargent, Brian Hamilton, Aleen Simms and Erika Ensign
142
Daiquiri Whacker
It’s time to assault the tower from which the Iron King is sending his destructive robots. Can a zombie pig work as well as a fake ID? How horrifying is a bat-lion with laser beam eyes? Why are badgers so terrible at their jobs? Roll in the toy dump truck!
July 4, 2018 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • Gamma World, Part 3 • Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Mikah Sargent, Brian Hamilton and Erika Ensign
141
Zom-bacon
Our adventure team stands on unsteady ground and battles some unpleasant badgers. Well, that’s not fair. Only one of them is unpleasant. Also, there’s a biker pig who has a really weird day.
June 27, 2018 • 58 minutes • Gamma World, Part 2 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Mikah Sargent and Brian Hamilton
140
Bob to the Third Degree
Out of the post-apocalyptic wastes comes a brand-new band of adventurers — and a stream of mysterious, destructive robots, threatening the town of Town. Professor Rat sends a new team of interesting people (and a couple of interesting robots) to discover the source of the threat.
June 20, 2018 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Gamma World, Part 1 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton, Aleen Simms and Mikah Sargent
139
For Presta!
Battered and bloodied, our adventurers really want to be anywhere but where they are. How did we get in this mess, anyway? And is there any chance any of them can get out of it?
June 13, 2018 • 56 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 22 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren and Jason Snell
138
Oh Man, My Mouth Tastes Like Goodberry!
When you’re at the bottom of a bottomless pit and you’ve got no hit points left, who you gonna call? Mr. Goodberry! And he… actually may not be any help. Good luck!
June 6, 2018 • 58 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 21 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar and Jason Snell
137
Artisanal Gore
May 23, 2018 • 59 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 20 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren and Jason Snell
136
Ha Ha! You’re In a Cult!
May 9, 2018 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 19 • Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren and Jason Snell
135
Turn Left at the Shallow Graves
Heroic rescues, a murder hallway, and the big wheels keep on turning. You know, it’s just another day in Athas.
April 25, 2018 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 18 • Scott McNulty with Dan Moren, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell and Tony Sindelar
134
The Best Diplomacy Ever
More Bugbears, more magic, more problems. Our adventurers make a few dozen tactical errors. But Carlos just wants to give diplomacy some time to work.
April 11, 2018 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 17 • Scott McNulty with Dan Moren, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Aleen Simms, Tony Sindelar and Jason Snell
133
Got Kank Milk?
In this episode Carlos wanders off once again, and once again nobody stops him. The healing properties of Kank Milk and its marketing opportunities are explored. Also, Heeeeeeere’s a Bugbear!
March 28, 2018 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 16 • Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Erika Ensign, Dan Moren, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
132
Famed Flautists
Our adventurers abandon the Feathergale Spire and find an underground location in which they can continue to spread lies about who they are and what they’re inspecting.
March 14, 2018 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 15 • Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell and Dan Moren
131
Not All Manticores
In this one there’s an awful lot of skulking around the Feathergale spire. Plus, who doesn’t love a hunt?
February 28, 2018 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Eglath's Angels III, Part 14 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar and Jason Snell
130
An Auspicious Day
Our party makes its way to Feathergale Spire, where it turns out that it is the anniversary of the founding of the Feathergale Knights. Time for a big party! With appetizers! And probably trouble. We’re like that.
February 14, 2018 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 13 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz, Tony Sindelar, Jason Snell and Dan Moren
129
Tattered Gray Cloak
The Feathergale Spire is a tempting building on the horizon. A dead body in a ravine intrigues Carlos. You know, the usual.
January 31, 2018 • 1 hour • Eglath's Angels III, Part 12 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Tony Sindelar, Aleen Simms, Jason Snell, Dan Moren and Steve Lutz
128
Freedom!
Our adventurers haven’t been run out of town before, but this time it finally happens. Then they go on to Freedom, a town founded by slaves, and investigate the desert wastes in search of more clues to the fate of the missing caravan.
January 17, 2018 • 1 hour, 2 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 11 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren and Jason Snell
127
To the Sinkhole!
January 12, 2018 • 57 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 10 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell, Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren
126
The Mul Who Cried ‘Boy’
It’s time to investigate the place where Carlos (who styles himself a hero) saved that kid, and then we’ll take a journey to the Cave of Floating Rocks to learn about the history of mining accidents on Athas!
December 27, 2017 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 9 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell, Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar
125
He’s Dead, J’ym
In the wake of Carlos opening a door that should have remained closed, the Bringers of Woe have come to bring the pain to our adventurers. Not everyone with a name will make it out alive!
December 13, 2017 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 8 • Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
124
Rat Sandwich
The adventurers investigate the underground complex beneath Kled, turning up a magic rock and a serious vermin infestation problem. Also, Carlos carefully studies a closed door and nobody notices until it’s too late.
November 29, 2017 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 7 • Scott McNulty with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Tony Sindelar, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren and Jason Snell
123
A Taste of Kled
In this exciting return to the world of Dark Sun and Eglath’s Angels, pottery is purchased and giant sinkholes are investigated.
November 15, 2017 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 6 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell, Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren
122
Batsbatsbatsbatsbatsbats
Shocktober comes to a spooky finale, at long last! Will our adventurers survive? What will be the fate of the two children they were tasked to save? Will Henry meet the fate of a Frankenstein (monster), or is there an exciting career as a Frankenstein (lawyer) ahead of him? It all ends here!
October 31, 2017 • 58 minutes • Seyvoth Manor part 13, the conclusion • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Scott McNulty, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton and Jason Snell
121
United States v. Dracula
The final battle begins! Our adventurers take on vampire lord Malthus Seyvoth and his undead accomplices as our Shocktober adventure reaches its climax! Who will escape alive?
October 26, 2017 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Seyvoth Manor (Shocktober!), Part 12 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Brian Hamilton, Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell and Scott McNulty
120
Orbs McQuarrie
The journey through the creepy (and deadly) hall of mirrors comes to an end! But who will be left alive to solve the final math problem?
October 17, 2017 • 48 minutes • Seyvoth Manor (Shocktober!), Part 11 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Scott McNulty and Jason Snell
119
The Mirror Has Two Faces
Deeper into the hall of mirrors! Our Shocktober adventurers grapple with some of their most terrifying foes yet: geometry and the possibility that they’ll need to solve a math problem. Plus energy beams and undead wraiths!
October 10, 2017 • 59 minutes • Seyvoth Manor (Shocktober!), Part 10 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Scott McNulty, Brian Hamilton and Jason Snell
118
Please Roll Clockwork Bird
For our third (and final!) spooky year, we return to Seyvoth Manor, where a crew of adventurers is desperately trying to survive a spooky house and rescue two children who have been kidnapped from their village. This Shocktober surprise features a previously unexplored room, a spooky doll, and a final ascent to the third floor of the manor, where the evil lord Seyvoth awaits…
October 4, 2017 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Seyvoth Manor (Shocktober!), Part 9 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton, Jason Snell and Scott McNulty
117
Netflix and Kill
Omlol learns an important lesson about asking doors and chests if they are mimics… the hard way! Then our adventurers return to Kled to have interesting conversations with uninteresting townspeople.
September 20, 2017 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 5 • Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Dan Moren, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
116
We’re Hotel Inspectors
After a little more time annoying people in Kled, our adventurers head to the famed Trickle Rock Cave, where there is a little bit of trickling and a little bit of danger!
September 6, 2017 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 4 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Steve Lutz, Tony Sindelar, Jason Snell and Dan Moren
115
Party in the Front, Stables in the Back
Our party invades the city of Kled, splits the party, starts a hootenanny, makes new friends, and does what they do best—which is apparently lying unnecessarily?
August 23, 2017 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 3 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Dan Moren, Steve Lutz, Tony Sindelar and Jason Snell
114
A Chip Off the Old Rock
We were in the desert
Everybody had matching tattoos
Somebody rolled into our flock
And we all saw a rock
It wasn’t a rock
It was a rock monster
Rock monster
August 8, 2017 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 2 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar
113
Intimidate the Wind
In a bit of trouble with wind and templars, the adventurers of Eglath’s Angels take on a new mission to get themselves out of the city of Tyr for a little while. Turns out they’re just as bad at lying as they always were. And a new friend joins the party! But once they’re out in the desert, they’ll prove themselves to be cunning warriors… right?
July 26, 2017 • 51 minutes • Eglath's Angels III, Part 1 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz
112
This Is Turning Into a Death House
A final battle with greenery, and then our adventurers will try to escape from the Death House at last! But will the house truly live up to its diabolical name?
July 12, 2017 • 42 minutes • Death House, Part 8 • Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Scott McNulty and Brian Hamilton
111
Fake Cult News
Death House continues barreling toward its inevitable end! Will all our adventurers make it out alive?
July 1, 2017 • 54 minutes • Death House, Part 7 • Dan Moren with Aleen Simms, Scott McNulty, Mikah Sargent, Erika Ensign and Brian Hamilton
110
Not My Centipedes, Not My Circus
From a hugging wall come creepy, hulking ghoulish creatures ready to kill (or hug?) our adventurers! And then later there may be a crypt with a whole lot of bugs.
June 16, 2017 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Death House, Part 6 • Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Scott McNulty and Brian Hamilton
109
The Legendary Hugging Wall
Death House resumes, and our adventurers must explore strange passageways, discovering deceptive items and even more deceptive walls!
June 2, 2017 • 1 hour • Death House, Part 5 • Dan Moren with Aleen Simms, Mikah Sargent, Brian Hamilton, Erika Ensign and Scott McNulty
108
Tugging on the Orb
May 18, 2017 • 41 minutes • Death House, Part 4 • Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Scott McNulty and Brian Hamilton
107
Paladins Crying Uncontrollably
May 6, 2017 • 56 minutes • Death House, Part 3 • Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Brian Hamilton, Aleen Simms, Scott McNulty and Erika Ensign
106
A Little Dust-Up
The journey into Death House goes a little deeper, with creepy closets, creepy magical foes, and more creepy children!
April 19, 2017 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Death House, Part 2 • Dan Moren with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton, Mikah Sargent and Scott McNulty
105
All Children Are Creepy
A new adventure begins! Led by Dungeon Master Dan Moren, our adventurers wake from a night by a campfire to discover a deserted town, a couple of creepy kids, and a suspiciously creepy mansion.
April 5, 2017 • 1 hour • Death House part 1 • Dan Moren with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton, Mikah Sargent and Scott McNulty
104
We Wreck Everything We See
At long last, the final confrontation with the vampire lord! But will our adventurers’ previous actions in the Undermountain be to their own benefit, or will they play right into their enemy’s hands?
March 21, 2017 • 1 hour, 18 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 23 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz and Monty Ashley
103
Cowering Behind a Wizard
Our adventuring crew approaches its final destination, the lair of the vampire lord. But first, a seemingly innocuous anteroom with two pools in it! Surely nothing bad can happen here!
March 8, 2017 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 22 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour, Georgia Dow, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
102
All Hands on Deck!
What happens when you put a dude in a Ding-Dong? What’s the most menacing sort of high-five you could imagine? Things get much more dangerous as you close in on a diabolical vampire lord…
February 21, 2017 • 58 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 21 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Georgia Dow, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell and Serenity Caldwell
101
Please Avenge My Death
Pools and Ghouls! Creepy liquid and horrible wraiths and a surprising encounter with a Ding-Dong. The Undermountain dungeon crawl… er, crawls toward its climax!
February 8, 2017 • 49 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 20 • Tony Sindelar with Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell, Georgia Dow and Erika Ensign
100
Ask the Dungeon Masters
In this special 100th edition, we take a break from the regular D&D playing to quiz all of our Dungeon Masters on questions supplied by Total Party Kill listeners.
January 31, 2017 • 1 hour, 5 minutes • Jason Snell with Scott McNulty, Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar
99
That’s Why You Should Floss
January 24, 2017 • 55 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 19 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
98
The Corpse Is Dead!
January 11, 2017 • 59 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 18 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
97
How Deep Is My Dagger?
Can our adventurers outwit a group of flaming suits of armor? Knowing our gang, it’s a toss-up. Plus, a zen garden of horrors!
December 27, 2016 • 54 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 17 • Tony Sindelar with Serenity Caldwell, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz and Monty Ashley
96
What’s Left of Pieter Dragonforge
December 13, 2016 • 51 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 16 • Tony Sindelar with Georgia Dow, Jason Snell, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley, Sarah Barbour and Serenity Caldwell
95
Faraday Cube
You know what’s worse than giant spiders? The thing our adventurers find in the bottom of a pit, that’s what.
November 30, 2016 • 55 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 15 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Georgia Dow, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell
94
Team Spider
The battle with the giant spiders continues, with Olestran battling his fear and the rest of the group battling the actual spiders. And when that fun’s all done, it’s time to search the room for treasure!
November 15, 2016 • 56 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 14 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Steve Lutz, Sarah Barbour, Georgia Dow, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell
93
Very Briefly Poisoned
November 2, 2016 • 58 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 13 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour, Georgia Dow, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell
92
Science and Other Sciences
Shocktober concludes for this year with a whole lot of magic books and an appeal to the Angel of Justice that doesn’t go as planned.
October 26, 2016 • 46 minutes • Shocktober, Part 8 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Scott McNulty and Jason Snell
91
Brain Genie
Our Shocktober adventure does the Monster Mash with an adventure in a spooky laboratory with a cabinet full of brains, a storage room that’s got more than meets the eye, and a secret attic altar with a bunch of forbidden books.
October 19, 2016 • 54 minutes • Shocktober, Part 7 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Scott McNulty and Jason Snell
90
Toxic Vomit
Shocktober continues! Our adventurers grapple with a giant shambling monster made up of the body parts of various animals. Many things are regurgitated! Gruther is slammed! Arrows are let fly! Prison cells are investigated! An objective is located—twice! And then there’s a duck. So tune in, Jimmy!
October 11, 2016 • 52 minutes • Shocktober, Part 6 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Scott McNulty and Jason Snell
89
If You Build It, Bats Will Come
Shocktober returns, and we return to Seyvoth Manor to continue our spooky crawl through a haunted house. Bats! Ghosts! Frankenstein’s Monsters! Shambling horrors! Who knows what spooky things we’ll find around the next corner…
(This continues the story we played in episodes 61-64 last October.)
October 4, 2016 • 55 minutes • Shocktober, Part 5 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Scott McNulty and Jason Snell
88
That’s So Bahamut
Our adventurers get in a little fighting before the episode becomes a whole lot more philosophical. Also, they try to pawn all the hard work off on someone who isn’t them.
September 20, 2016 • 59 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 12 • Tony Sindelar with Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
87
Every Combat Begins with Kay
Helmed horrors conquered, there are ghouls to deal with. (Ghouls’ Night!) They are not easy to deal with. But if they can be dispatched, our adventurers will be gifted with… a mysterious corpse?
September 6, 2016 • 58 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 11 • Tony Sindelar with Monty Ashley, Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Steve Lutz, Sarah Barbour and Jason Snell
86
Seven Against Two Is the Best Odds
Dragonforge and Associates pick up after their Mummy battle, bind their wounds, and set out deeper into the crypt. Helmed horrors! Creepy lightning! Suspended skeletons! What an adventure awaits…
(If you got an earlier version of this episode, it had an audio problem. This version is guaranteed to be good!)
August 23, 2016 • 50 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 10 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz and Monty Ashley
85
This Really Ties the Room Together
Dragonforge and Associates consider the magical wiring diagram of the Tombs of the Undermountain, but someone ends up crying for their mummy. (Get it? MUMMY!)
August 10, 2016 • 56 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 9 • Tony Sindelar with Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
84
Ding Dongs and Doolallys
The battle with the flaming suits of armor continues! And then our adventurers interrogate some very strange prisoners.
July 26, 2016 • 58 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 8 • Tony Sindelar with Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell, David J. Loehr and Brian Hamilton
83
Can We Crash at Your God’s Place?
Now that the skeleton battle is over, we are welcomed into the Temple of Jergal by Brother Bathelby. There’s also a lot of listening at doors, life-sized chess, and some unpleasant suits of armor.
July 12, 2016 • 57 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 7 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell
82
The Door Softened Them Up For Us
Our adventurers come to the door of Jeregal’s temple, but not without meeting some resistance! Also, in a special solo session, we find out what happened to Acrid the Dragonborn when he disappeared a few episodes ago.
June 29, 2016 • 1 hour, 2 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 6 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell and Georgia Dow
81
Ghouls’ Night!
After the battle with the zombies concludes, our adventurers investigate the tombs of Undermountain and discover some other terrifying creatures.
June 15, 2016 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 5 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell
80
Between Two Sarcophagi
Our adventurers emerge through a trap door into the tombs of the Undermountain, in a room full of shambling zombies. Also, the party’s newest adventurer seems to be missing.
June 1, 2016 • 56 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Part 4 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz
79
It’s Never Too Late for Pew When You’re in the Sewer
The sewer battle with the Tin Dog gang rages on, but for how long? And when it’s complete, what happens then? Also, nobody tell Pieter Dragonforge how bad his backpack smells.
May 18, 2016 • 59 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, part 3 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell
78
Crossbow Friends!
There’s one place you never want to get in a knock-down, drag-out battle, and that’s the sewer. Unfortunately for Dragonforge & Associates, that’s just what has happened.
May 4, 2016 • 51 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, part 2 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley
77
A Rather Substantial Tab
The press of bar bills and a lead on their search for Rutherford Urmbrusk convinces Dragonforge and Associates to return to adventuring, with a new member of their party and a whole new way to enter the Undermountain.
April 20, 2016 • 46 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, part 1 • Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley, Georgia Dow, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour and Jason Snell
76
Where Do You See Yourself in Five Levels?
Hello, from a not-very-magic tavern! In this prelude to a new season of Dragonforge & Associates fourth-edition D&D adventure, we return to the Yawning Portal in the city of Waterdeep, just around the corner from the bugbear-owned, kobold-operated sandwich shop, and reunite with Pieter Dragonforge, Kay, and Flessa. They are on one of the scariest of missions: Namely, trying to find a new member of the party by interviewing three candidates. Who will join the party and who will be left behind?
April 6, 2016 • 42 minutes • Dragonforge & Associates II, Prelude • Tony Sindelar with Jason Snell, Serenity Caldwell, Erika Ensign, Moisés Chiullan, Georgia Dow and Glenn Fleishman
75
Axe Punch His Face
Our adventurers reach the summit of the Ziggurat and have their final confrontation with the Defiler and a threat that could destroy all of Athas.
March 23, 2016 • 56 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 29 • Scott McNulty with Steve Lutz, Erika Ensign, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Georgia Dow and Jason Snell
74
Unguarded Crack
A fierce Mul gladiator (not Carlos) protects the interior of the ziggurat as our separated heroes struggle to reunite and defeat their enemies.
March 10, 2016 • 55 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 28 • Scott McNulty with Steve Lutz, Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren and Jason Snell
73
Two Muls, a Defiler, and a Beetle Place
Eglath’s Angels conclude their encounter at the city gates and then journey deep into the city to explore a threatening ziggurat.
February 25, 2016 • 53 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 27 • Scott McNulty with Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz
72
Magical Selfie Stick
Our adventurers approach the gates and statues that mark the entry point to the long-dead city of Kaldinay. But a funny thing happened on the way to the Ziggurat…
February 11, 2016 • 58 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 26 • Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren
71
Strumming His Piccolo
Freshly out of their pit, our heroes regroup and journey back out into the desert to find the source of the shaquat beetles at Fort Melidor. Also, we learn what a group of cacti is called, and discover some strange things about elven musical instruments.
(This episode was initially released with the last 30 minutes of audio translated into Thri’Kreen. We’ve re-released it with the last 30 minutes in English, for our human listeners.)
January 27, 2016 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 25 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Georgia Dow, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren and Jason Snell
70
Ways to Not Be a Beetle
The elemental magic-users seem to have what they want—Regdar’s crown—so you’d think the fight would be over. But our adventurers don’t know how to take “no” for an answer! There’s a dramatic transformation and an epic run that will go down in legend and song.
January 13, 2016 • 57 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 24 • Scott McNulty with Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz
69
Epic Hat Destiny
The underground battle for Regdar’s crown has begun! And before it’s over, things are going to get tough for our adventurers.
December 30, 2015 • 57 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 23 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
68
Carlos, Have You Learned Nothing?
The battle with Carlos’s nemesis Morningstar is just the beginning of this adventure. There are accountants to terrorize and templars to badger! Will TPK turn into a courtroom drama? Anything’s possible with this group…
December 15, 2015 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 22 • Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Jason Snell, Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz and Dan Moren
67
Is This Your Card?
Combat combat combat! The battle with the spooky, speedy psionicist continues, and Carlos meets an old colleague and isn’t remotely happy to see him. Plus Regdar runs out of spells and Omlol hears the Good News about Carlos.
December 2, 2015 • 59 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 21 • Scott McNulty with Dan Moren, Erika Ensign, Tony Sindelar, Georgia Dow, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz
66
Descriptions & Doors
Our adventurers return after a long absence (for them, not you) and after remembering where they are, they spend a whole lot of time listening at silent doors and sneaking down hallways, while preparing for the ultimate battle in the basement of the pottery emporium.
November 18, 2015 • 57 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 20 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Tony Sindelar, Jason Snell and Dan Moren
65
In That Trunk Is Some Funk
We return to the world of Eglath’s Angels, as our adventurers continue to clear out rooms full of sleepy guards before attempting an assault on the source of the mind-control beetles.
November 4, 2015 • 35 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 19 • Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Jason Snell, Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign and Steve Lutz
64
Have You Seen Billy?
Our Shocktober special concludes with more battles with plants, a speed run through the mansion as time is about to expire, some books, a chest, a Legend of Zelda reference, and more spoooooky ghosts.
October 28, 2015 • 59 minutes • Shocktober Special, part 4 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Warren Frey, Jason Snell and David J. Loehr
63
Root of the Problem
Our Shocktober special continues with two of the most terrifying things you’ll ever find in a haunted mansion: books and plants.
October 21, 2015 • 58 minutes • Shocktober Special, part 3 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Brian Hamilton, Aleen Simms, Warren Frey, Jason Snell and Erika Ensign
62
Jam Cabinet
In part two of our special four-part SHOCKTOBER SPECIAL, our adventurers attempt to get out of the cellar and into the mansion proper. What spooky spectres await them?
October 14, 2015 • 57 minutes • Shocktober Special, part 2 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Jason Snell, Warren Frey, Erika Ensign and David J. Loehr
61
Knee Deep in Bat Guano
In part one of our special four-part SHOCKTOBER SPECIAL, DM’s Dan and Tony take a new crew of five adventurers on a trip to a spoooooky mansion. (They may not make it past the front door.)
October 7, 2015 • 53 minutes • Shocktober Special, part 1 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell and Warren Frey
60
Bedroom Farce
Bedrooms, sleepy guards in loincloths, and a whole lot of confusion. Just another day at the office for our adventurers? Not hardly! Today’s the day they meet Chad.
September 23, 2015 • 45 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 18 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren
59
The Murder Chute
Our adventurers are still in the midst of their midnight raid into the unaffiliated pottery outpost that they suspect to be the center of the operation that’s distributing mind-control beetles far and wide. In this episode, they battle some guards near the fiery pottery kilns, toss a coin a time or two, make a descent through a hidden shaft, and open up some sacks of flour. Plus, Carlos shows off a few of his special talents.
September 10, 2015 • 47 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 17 • Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar
58
Unaffiliated Pottery Outpost
The adventurers return under cover of night to infiltrate the pottery outpost and uncover, at last, the source of the horrible beetle infestation! But do they want to try to kill guards who are just doing their jobs? Sometimes, when you’re fighting near a kiln, you start to wonder about killin’.
August 26, 2015 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 16 • Scott McNulty with Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
57
Full House
The adventurers return to Tyr and go to a pub, which is exactly what you’d expect. But this pub has a Mul with some very important info that he’d like to provide—if something terrible doesn’t happen to him first! Also, Regdar and some accomplices visit a notable pottery emporium.
August 13, 2015 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Eglath's Angels, part 15 • Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren and Jason Snell
56
Professional Monkey Paw Operator
In the aftermath of a horrible loss, our party struggles to stay alive against an onslaught of webbed and unwebbed Tembo. Is there any hope? Perhaps the slightest ruby glint…
July 29, 2015 • 50 minutes • Eglath's Angels, part 14 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Dan Moren, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell and Tony Sindelar
55
Too Many Tembo
With the caravan and the village of Red Obelisk behind them, and Scale back out of her protective bubble, our adventurers set off back to Tyr. Surely they wouldn’t have the bad luck to run into some dangerous, legendary bogeyman out in the desert, right? Right???
July 15, 2015 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Eglath's Angels, part 13 • Scott McNulty with Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar and Jason Snell
54
Beetles in Jars
Our adventurers continue their near-naked escape from beetles and cages and defilers and other nasty things in the desert. Also, a certain bedroom containing someone’s purple pants might make a return.
July 1, 2015 • 48 minutes • Eglath's Angels, part 12 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell, Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar
53
1d8 Beetles
Trapped in a cage, assaulted by horrendous mind-control beetles, what can our adventurers do to save themselves?
June 17, 2015 • 49 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 11 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell, Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar
52
Dwarven Bards!
Our adventurers try to remember where they left their characters only to find themselves in the clutches of Bezrak and his terrible conspirators from House Shom!
June 3, 2015 • 51 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 10 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar and Jason Snell
51
That’s So Catapult
Our adventurers and their caravan continue their battle with the massive horde of giths. This episode contains: Fighting! Dead guards! Outriders! More fighting! More dead guards! Also: A catapult (not pictured).
May 21, 2015 • 1 hour, 22 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 9 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Jason Snell, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar and Steve Lutz
50
Swan Song
Omlol flees from his bar brawl! Will the party arrive in time to save him? Plus taunting from a caravan, bardic inspiration, Presta has bad luck, the catapult gets used (but not used well), and oh yeah, there’s this horde of Giths…
May 7, 2015 • 1 hour, 13 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 8 • Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
49
Do Giants Stack?
Our adventurers salve their wounds until the caravan reaches a desert settlement. Their suspicions about Bezrak lead them to engage in sleuthing—some of it successful, and the rest of it by Carlos. Also, local muscle is called, and there’s a bar fight!
April 23, 2015 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Eglath's Angels, Part 7 • Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Georgia Dow and Dan Moren
48
Chitin’s Gonna Ichor
You may ask yourself, why is this oasis so plentiful? And you may ask yourself, why is this lady so beautiful? And you may tell yourself, this is not a beautiful tent. And you may tell yourself, these are not beautiful rugs!
April 9, 2015 • 1 hour, 31 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 6 • Scott McNulty with Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Jason Snell and Erika Ensign
47
War on Rugs
In the wake of Omlol, Katch’ka, and Regdar getting in trouble for their door-related shenanigans, Carlos, Scale and Presta take on the next round of searching the caravan for creepy beetles. Water is fetched! Bribes are paid! Wicker baskets are moved mysteriously! An oasis is spotted! And is it true love at last for Omlol? (Spoiler: It’s not. Not at all.)
March 24, 2015 • 54 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 5 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell, Georgia Dow, Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar
46
A Door Killed My Brother
The three interlopers who broke the master’s door are under investigation! Can Carlos, Scale and Presta aid in their defense? The management of the caravan tries to unravel the events of our previous episode, and everyone ends up even more confused. Plus, Presta learns an important lesson about vouching.
March 11, 2015 • 55 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 4 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Tony Sindelar, Georgia Dow and Dan Moren
45
A Night on the Caravan
Paramount Pictures presents the Three Athas Brothers in their funniest film yet! Or to put it another way, Katch’ka and Omlol and Regdar find a whole bunch of wacky ways to get into trouble while the rest of the party is sleeping. Scale makes an uncomfortably enthusiastic new friend! Bowls of stew are ordered! Teak is shattered! And how that Kank got into my pajamas, I’ll never know…
February 24, 2015 • 1 hour, 5 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 3 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz and Georgia Dow
44
A Hat and Some Bugs
Our adventurers meet their new boss and set out with the caravan into the desert. Regdar attempts to show the worth of his MBA. Katch’ka startles his new co-workers with his leaping. And a glint of sunlight off metal spotted nearby proves just too exciting to pass up.
February 11, 2015 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 2 • Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell, Georgia Dow, Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren
43
0 Days Since Last Death
We return to the strange world of Dark Sun and some of the characters from the first season of Total Party Kill! Fresh off their victory at the Face in the Stone, Carlos, Katch’ka, and Regdar are ready for a visit to the pub, but a familiar face stands in their way! Plus there’s a discussion of microeconomics, Carlos shows off his lack of social skills, we learn about warring trading houses and teak futures, and a few new traveling companions are introduced.
January 29, 2015 • 1 hour, 15 minutes • Eglath's Angels, Part 1 • Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Georgia Dow and Dan Moren
42
Turn the Slug Around
Our adventurers conclude their battle with Zarr and his (hob)goblin lackeys, and get some answers about Rutherford Urmbrusk and the Undermountain.
Love maps? Check out Tony and Dan’s complete map for this adventure.
See you in a couple of weeks for a return to our Dark Sun campaign, upgraded for D&D Fifth Edition, with some old friends and new faces!
January 14, 2015 • 1 hour • Dragonforge and Associates, Part 19 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Jason Snell, Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley and Sarah Barbour
41
Scorpion Rodeo
Our adventurers continue their battle through the scorpion kennel, and then force a final confrontation with Zarr.
January 2, 2015 • 55 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 18 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Georgia Dow, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
40
There’s Always a Lesser Goblin
Kay returns, and our adventurers set out down a secret passage in pursuit of Zaar. Olestran finds a room he’s seen before. And one particular Goblin really drew the short straw.
December 11, 2014 • 58 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 17 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Monty Ashley, Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Georgia Dow, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz
39
A Slug and a Nice Mint Julep
Son, I say, son, it’s time for our adventures to square off against Zarr, the gentleman boss of the southern dungeons. Hexes will be hurled, party members will be blinded, quarries will be sought, and ballistas will roll! Can this be Sluggy the Spirit Slug’s finest hour?
December 5, 2014 • 51 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 16 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour, Erika Ensign and Monty Ashley
38
International House of Kobolds
Sluggy the spirit slug proves to be an amazing defense. Pieter Dragonforge gets it from all sides. Zaar is not impressed with the quality of his help. And the dungeon fills with more gas clouds than you’ll find in a Chipotle bathroom. It’s all just another day in the Undermountain.
November 26, 2014 • 47 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 15 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Monty Ashley, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
37
This Guy’s From Grand Rapids!
Our party takes stock after defeating the Rage Drake. Olestran commando-crawls up a ramp. Pretty medallions are found. (And Steve’s memory of medallion-grabbing is validated.) We don’t check for traps! Zarr’s bedchamber is discovered. Tapestry class is in session. Riswynn takes a dangerous nap. And all the while, Peter stands at a door, just itching for a fight.
November 20, 2014 • 56 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 14 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell
36
That Ship Has Sailed to Winch Town
Hobgoblins and Drakes, oh my! Is this the boss battle Dragonforge and Associates has been waiting for? If you wanted to see us deploy strategy and roll a lot of dice, at long last you are going to get your wish.
November 12, 2014 • 52 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 13 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Georgia Dow, Jason Snell, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz, Erika Ensign and Sarah Barbour
35
Undermountain Thanksgiving
Drowabunga! A mysterious stranger brings a fish feast to our hardy-but-exhausted adventurers. There’s much conversation, a little dice rolling, and Pieter throws a surprise party for an unwitting Kobold. Also, Kay and a different Kobold have a very nice conversation about trees and sandwiches.
October 31, 2014 • 52 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 12 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Jason Snell, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley and Serenity Caldwell
34
Time is a Flat Rat
Rats in a pit! Flessa climbs out, but the rats won’t be kept down! Our adventurers attack some vermin, meet a new friend, and inspect some rooms. Plus Olestran does some things with rope and some nice arrow tricks too.
October 17, 2014 • 54 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 11 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Sarah Barbour, Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz and Monty Ashley
33
Should My Orb Still Be Glowing?
Dragonforge and Associates come around a corner to discover an entirely new room full of entirely new dangers! Melech and Pieter are clumsy lummoxes. A surprising feature of the new room is revealed. And while Flessa thinks they’re pointy kitties, if they bite and swarm, they’re probably rats. #ratfacts!
October 3, 2014 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Dragonforge and Associates, part 10 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Steve Lutz, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley
32
One Rat Deep
Our adventurers battle some goblins and ponder a stack of rats in the corner of a hallway. A clever goblin plan to trap our adventurers in an enclosed space has an apparently unanticipated side-effect. Pieter gets cold feet. Olestran rolls a critical smell. And at the end, we take a break for some talk about beer.
September 18, 2014 • 56 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 9 • Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell and Sarah Barbour
31
Blinded by Kobold Science
In this episode, our adventurers make a gigantic mess in a Kobold lab. A Kobold intern proffers his resume. Someone gets sparkly, like a Twilight vampire. Undermountain cubicles are disrupted. We mispronounce many words. Plus: Secret recipes learned at Fictional Kobold Science University!
September 5, 2014 • 56 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 8 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Sarah Barbour, Jason Snell, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell and Monty Ashley
30
Bone Throne
Our party confronts spooky floating bones above a spooky throne. Pieter covets a dead man’s hat. Olestran makes a nifty trick shot that nobody else wants him to make. Doors are checked. Sandwiches are promised. This episode also serves as the series pilot for “CSI: Undermountain.”
August 24, 2014 • 48 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 7 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Sarah Barbour, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley and Erika Ensign
29
Don’t Trust the Bugbear
What’s behind the door? Our adventurers discover a sleeping guard and a collection of prisoners alive and dead. When Flessa’s not trying to blame it on her rusty dagger, Pieter is consulting Paladinpedia about whether it’s okay to kill a bugbear. Speaking of bugbears, we have a feeling you’re about to have a favorite non-player character…
August 10, 2014 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 6 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz and Monty Ashley
28
2 Legit 2 Hit
Dragonforge and Associates continues its clean-up of the Goblin and Kobold infested room. Flessa gets out her hammer, which leads to a series of jokes you might expect. A prisoner is rescued, and a door is opened. Melech is good at orbs, everyone does the Funky Diagonal, and a Kobold Worm Priest has a really confusing day.
July 30, 2014 • 52 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 5 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Monty Ashley, Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell, Sarah Barbour and Steve Lutz
27
Rat Burrito
At last, our party meets up with actual, moving foes! Attempts at diplomacy ensue. Pillars are used as convenient forms of cover. And there’s a tiny personal tragedy involving a model train.
July 20, 2014 • 54 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 4 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Jason Snell, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell and Sarah Barbour
26
Wiggle the Something-or-Others
Dragonforge and Associates continue their exploration of the eastern half of a corridor lined with statues. Pieter stands up. Flessa does some acrobatic moves. Riswynn professes her love of books. Melech lights up a statue. But will they finally reach the end of the hallway?
July 10, 2014 • 54 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 3 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Monty Ashley, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell and Sarah Barbour
25
Death to All Statues
Dragonforge and Associates reach the bottom of the pit in their large basket and discover the horrors beneath. A survivor is interrogated. Bodies are thrown in the basket. A door is detected, its building materials recognized, and a corridor full of statues is discovered! Also our adventurers consider whether or not to deploy the “erosion strategy,” and Pieter takes a seat and ponders his choices.
July 2, 2014 • 52 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 2 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Jason Snell, Sarah Barbour, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell and Monty Ashley
24
Garage Band of Heroes
It’s time for a new adventure with new DMs and a new party! When we meet Dragonforge and Associates they are hanging out on some bean bag chairs in Mr. Dragonforge’s basement in a comfortable suburb of Waterdeep. But a strange note arrives and adventure calls them away to the Yawning Portal!
Your new party (left to right, pixel art by Jesse Lane), is:
- Pieter - Human Paladin (played by Jason Snell)
- Melech - Tiefling Wizard (played by Monty Ashley)
- Olestran - Elf Ranger (played by Steve Lutz)
- Kat - Half-elf Druid (played by Serenity Caldwell)
- Riswynn - Dwarf Cleric (played by Sarah Barbour)
- Flessa - Human Rogue (played by Erika Ensign)
Our dungeons master are Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar.
June 25, 2014 • 53 minutes • Dragonforge and Associates, part 1 • Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Jason Snell, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley and Sarah Barbour
23
Spooky Hat Club
The adventure of the Temple of the Face in the Stone reaches its conclusion! But will our adventurers live to fight another day? Death-saving throws will be failed! Skill checks will be rolled! You’ve come this far, you might as well listen to one more episode with these knuckleheads.
(This marks the end of this season of Total Party Kill. We’ll be back in a month or so with a shortish adventure with new characters, new DMs, and a new setting. But fear not! We’ll return to this group of characters again in the future.)
April 24, 2014 • 1 hour, 2 minutes • Dark Sun Campaign, Part 22 • Scott McNulty with Dan Moren, Jason Snell, Tony Sindelar, Serenity Caldwell and Steve Lutz
22
Who Knows Origami?
Our adventurers take stock, meet a new fungus-covered friend, discover the fate of the Red Cord mercenaries, and make their way back to the entrance to the temple, where they discover there’s one more battle left to fight.
April 17, 2014 • 1 hour, 2 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 21 • Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Serenity Caldwell and Steve Lutz
21
Warlocks and Door Locks
Our Carlos-caused battle with the mushroom people continues. Nobody will escape unscathed! Doors will open and close. A retreat will be sounded. One member of the group will be revealed as a macabre MacGyver. And we learn that when you gaze into the mushroom, the mushroom looks back into you.
April 11, 2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 20 • Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Serenity Caldwell and Steve Lutz
20
Do You Know the Mushroom Man?
Our adventurers recover from their horrible wounds inflicted by the silkworm, take a rest, and then find the final room in this temple too intriguing to ignore. It’s all Carlos’s fault—he runs in where intelligent people fear to tread, and gets a face full of mushroom.
April 4, 2014 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Dark Sun campaign, part 19 • Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Serenity Caldwell, Tony Sindelar, Steve Lutz and Dan Moren
18
Pick Out a Pretty Headstone
Our adventurers battle against the giant silkworm at the heart of the temple, and their lives are on the line. No, seriously, unless one of them makes exactly the right dice roll at the right time, they’re all gonna die.
March 21, 2014 • 57 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 18 • Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Serenity Caldwell, Dan Moren, Steve Lutz and Tony Sindelar
17
The Fightin’ Sand Rams
Carlos is at the bottom of the pit, our party is standing in a doorway, and a giant silkworm is about to strike! This isn’t going to go well, isn’t it? In fact, Carlos, you might want to just stay down there in the pit. It’s safer down there.
March 14, 2014 • 57 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 17 • Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Serenity Caldwell, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar and Steve Lutz
16
Let the Best Mul Win
Our adventurers continue their battle with Nala the Girl-liath and Daroc the Mul, who is even more unpleasant than Carlos. There’s also some exploring, Katchka makes critical rolls for nature and listening, curiously shaped mushrooms are discovered, and stick around for our terrifying cliffhanger!
March 7, 2014 • 1 hour • Dark Sun campaign, part 16 • Scott McNulty with Serenity Caldwell, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
15
Wraith Relations
The battle with the scaled guardians, zombies, and wispy wraiths continues amid the dead bodies and braziers. Asteron eats a valuable gem. We debate the pronunciation of gith. Carlos gets caught thinking about something other than his job at just the wrong time. And we learn a valuable lesson about not letting your Minotaur do the negotiating for you.
March 1, 2014 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Dark Sun campaign, part 15 • Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Dan Moren, Serenity Caldwell, Tony Sindelar and Steve Lutz
14
Don’t Lick the Serpent
Our adventurers investigate snake chalk art, disturb some funeral urns, and discover that sometimes a room full of dead bodies is just a room full of dead bodies… just not this time.
February 22, 2014 • 58 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 14 • Scott McNulty with Dan Moren, Serenity Caldwell, Tony Sindelar, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz
13
Plaintive Moos
Our adventurers enter a room dominated by powerful winds. (But enough about that burrito Regdar ate back at the tavern.) A creepy whispering fountain and creepier whirling dust devils can’t be good, right? Also, Carlos gets really angry and attacks a statue.
February 16, 2014 • 1 hour, 15 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 13 • Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Steve Lutz and Serenity Caldwell
12
The Orb Was Obvious
Our dungeon crawl through the desert temple continues. We poke some weird fungus with a stick and then investigate a room containing a very old knight. It’s like that scene in “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade,” except it may be our adventurers who have chosen… poorly. Again.
This is the first “new” episode of TPK. Older episodes originally appeared in the feed of The Incomparable and have been retconned into TPK episodes for new listeners.
February 9, 2014 • 1 hour, 9 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 12 • Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Serenity Caldwell and Steve Lutz
11
Blazing Skeletons
February 5, 2014 • 51 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 11 • Scott McNulty with Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz
10
Danger’s My Middle Name
February 4, 2014 • 55 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 10 • Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Serenity Caldwell and Steve Lutz
9
Swimming Lessons
February 3, 2014 • 56 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 9 • Scott McNulty with Serenity Caldwell, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell
8
Torn Between Two Obelisks
The stone temple finally comes into view, but it’s protected by two horrible obelisks that shoot lightning bolts.
February 2, 2014 • 56 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 8 • Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz
7
Enter the Minotaur
A new adventurer joins the party, and everyone experiences a terrifying journey through the sandstorm vortex.
February 1, 2014 • 57 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 7 • Scott McNulty with Steve Lutz, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Serenity Caldwell and Jason Snell
6
The Trouble With Eglath
January 31, 2014 • 51 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 6 • Scott McNulty with Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren and Jason Snell
5
Sun, Sand, and Tareks
The battle by the sandstorm vortex continues, with Carlos on the move and unpleasant Tareks doing damage to our adventurers.
January 30, 2014 • 55 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 5 • Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Serenity Caldwell, Tony Sindelar, Steve Lutz and Dan Moren
4
Bone Javelin
January 29, 2014 • 53 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 4 • Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Serenity Caldwell, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren and Jason Snell
3
Kank Merchant
January 28, 2014 • 53 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 3 • Scott McNulty with Serenity Caldwell, Dan Moren, Jason Snell, Tony Sindelar and Steve Lutz
2
We’ve Been In Worse Situations
Amid a brutal battle in a market area, our brave adventurers try to hide behind a hot dog cart. It works as well as you might expect.
January 27, 2014 • 49 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 2 • Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Serenity Caldwell, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren and Steve Lutz
1
Meet the Party
Introducing our party of five adventurers in the desert realm of Athas, as they begin their quest and get in a fight with some nasty dwarves. It doesn’t go well.
January 26, 2014 • 47 minutes • Dark Sun campaign, part 1 • Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Serenity Caldwell and Steve Lutz