114

A Chip Off the Old Rock

Eglath's Angels

We were in the desert
Everybody had matching tattoos
Somebody rolled into our flock
And we all saw a rock
It wasn’t a rock
It was a rock monster
Rock monster

Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar


113

Intimidate the Wind

Eglath's Angels

In a bit of trouble with wind and templars, the adventurers of Eglath’s Angels take on a new mission to get themselves out of the city of Tyr for a little while. Turns out they’re just as bad at lying as they always were. And a new friend joins the party! But once they’re out in the desert, they’ll prove themselves to be cunning warriors… right?

Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz


112

This Is Turning Into a Death House

Death House

A final battle with greenery, and then our adventurers will try to escape from the Death House at last! But will the house truly live up to its diabolical name?

Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Scott McNulty and Brian Hamilton


111

Fake Cult News

Death House

Death House continues barreling toward its inevitable end! Will all our adventurers make it out alive?

Dan Moren with Aleen Simms, Scott McNulty, Mikah Sargent, Erika Ensign and Brian Hamilton


110

Not My Centipedes, Not My Circus

Death House

From a hugging wall come creepy, hulking ghoulish creatures ready to kill (or hug?) our adventurers! And then later there may be a crypt with a whole lot of bugs.

Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Scott McNulty and Brian Hamilton


109

The Legendary Hugging Wall

Death House

Death House resumes, and our adventurers must explore strange passageways, discovering deceptive items and even more deceptive walls!

Dan Moren with Aleen Simms, Mikah Sargent, Brian Hamilton, Erika Ensign and Scott McNulty


108

Tugging on the Orb

Death House

So there’s this orb, and it’s pretty shiny. Maybe we should touch it?

Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Scott McNulty and Brian Hamilton


107

Paladins Crying Uncontrollably

Death House

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grick. Also, Ghouls are not nice.

Dan Moren with Mikah Sargent, Brian Hamilton, Aleen Simms, Scott McNulty and Erika Ensign


106

A Little Dust-Up

Death House

The journey into Death House goes a little deeper, with creepy closets, creepy magical foes, and more creepy children!

Dan Moren with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton, Mikah Sargent and Scott McNulty


105

All Children Are Creepy

Death House

A new adventure begins! Led by Dungeon Master Dan Moren, our adventurers wake from a night by a campfire to discover a deserted town, a couple of creepy kids, and a suspiciously creepy mansion.

Dan Moren with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Brian Hamilton, Mikah Sargent and Scott McNulty


104

We Wreck Everything We See

Dragonforge & Associates

At long last, the final confrontation with the vampire lord! But will our adventurers’ previous actions in the Undermountain be to their own benefit, or will they play right into their enemy’s hands?

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz and Monty Ashley


103

Cowering Behind a Wizard

Dragonforge & Associates

Our adventuring crew approaches its final destination, the lair of the vampire lord. But first, a seemingly innocuous anteroom with two pools in it! Surely nothing bad can happen here!

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour, Georgia Dow, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell


102

All Hands on Deck!

Dragonforge & Associates

What happens when you put a dude in a Ding-Dong? What’s the most menacing sort of high-five you could imagine? Things get much more dangerous as you close in on a diabolical vampire lord…

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Georgia Dow, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell and Serenity Caldwell


101

Please Avenge My Death

Dragonforge & Associates

Pools and Ghouls! Creepy liquid and horrible wraiths and a surprising encounter with a Ding-Dong. The Undermountain dungeon crawl… er, crawls toward its climax!

Tony Sindelar with Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell, Georgia Dow and Erika Ensign


100

Ask the Dungeon Masters

In this special 100th edition, we take a break from the regular D&D playing to quiz all of our Dungeon Masters on questions supplied by Total Party Kill listeners.

Jason Snell with Scott McNulty, Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar


99

That’s Why You Should Floss

Dragonforge & Associates

Team Wraith takes the fight to Dragonforge and Associates.

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell


98

The Corpse Is Dead!

Dragonforge & Associates

Dragonforge and Associates continue their winning ways and learn what “undead” means.

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell


97

How Deep Is My Dagger?

Dragonforge & Associates

Can our adventurers outwit a group of flaming suits of armor? Knowing our gang, it’s a toss-up. Plus, a zen garden of horrors!

Tony Sindelar with Serenity Caldwell, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz and Monty Ashley


96

What’s Left of Pieter Dragonforge

Dragonforge & Associates

So… a Gelatinous Cube, eh? Ate Pieter Dragonforge and Flessa, you say? Did anyone survive?

Tony Sindelar with Georgia Dow, Jason Snell, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley, Sarah Barbour and Serenity Caldwell


95

Faraday Cube

Dragonforge & Associates

You know what’s worse than giant spiders? The thing our adventurers find in the bottom of a pit, that’s what.

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Georgia Dow, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell


94

Team Spider

Dragonforge & Associates

The battle with the giant spiders continues, with Olestran battling his fear and the rest of the group battling the actual spiders. And when that fun’s all done, it’s time to search the room for treasure!

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Steve Lutz, Sarah Barbour, Georgia Dow, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell


93

Very Briefly Poisoned

Dragonforge & Associates

Dragonforge and Associates return! To battle giant spiders! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour, Georgia Dow, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell


92

Science and Other Sciences

Seyvoth Manor

Shocktober concludes for this year with a whole lot of magic books and an appeal to the Angel of Justice that doesn’t go as planned.

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Scott McNulty and Jason Snell


91

Brain Genie

Seyvoth Manor

Our Shocktober adventure does the Monster Mash with an adventure in a spooky laboratory with a cabinet full of brains, a storage room that’s got more than meets the eye, and a secret attic altar with a bunch of forbidden books.

Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Scott McNulty and Jason Snell


90

Toxic Vomit

Seyvoth Manor

Shocktober continues! Our adventurers grapple with a giant shambling monster made up of the body parts of various animals. Many things are regurgitated! Gruther is slammed! Arrows are let fly! Prison cells are investigated! An objective is located—twice! And then there’s a duck. So tune in, Jimmy!

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Scott McNulty and Jason Snell


89

If You Build It, Bats Will Come

Seyvoth Manor

Shocktober returns, and we return to Seyvoth Manor to continue our spooky crawl through a haunted house. Bats! Ghosts! Frankenstein’s Monsters! Shambling horrors! Who knows what spooky things we’ll find around the next corner…

(This continues the story we played in episodes 61-64 last October.)

Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Scott McNulty and Jason Snell


88

That’s So Bahamut

Dragonforge & Associates

Our adventurers get in a little fighting before the episode becomes a whole lot more philosophical. Also, they try to pawn all the hard work off on someone who isn’t them.

Tony Sindelar with Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell


87

Every Combat Begins with Kay

Dragonforge & Associates

Helmed horrors conquered, there are ghouls to deal with. (Ghouls’ Night!) They are not easy to deal with. But if they can be dispatched, our adventurers will be gifted with… a mysterious corpse?

Tony Sindelar with Monty Ashley, Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Steve Lutz, Sarah Barbour and Jason Snell


86

Seven Against Two Is the Best Odds

Dragonforge & Associates

Dragonforge and Associates pick up after their Mummy battle, bind their wounds, and set out deeper into the crypt. Helmed horrors! Creepy lightning! Suspended skeletons! What an adventure awaits…

(If you got an earlier version of this episode, it had an audio problem. This version is guaranteed to be good!)

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz and Monty Ashley


85

This Really Ties the Room Together

Dragonforge & Associates

Dragonforge and Associates consider the magical wiring diagram of the Tombs of the Undermountain, but someone ends up crying for their mummy. (Get it? MUMMY!)

Tony Sindelar with Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell


84

Ding Dongs and Doolallys

Dragonforge & Associates

The battle with the flaming suits of armor continues! And then our adventurers interrogate some very strange prisoners.

Tony Sindelar with Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell, David J. Loehr and Brian Hamilton


83

Can We Crash at Your God’s Place?

Dragonforge & Associates

Now that the skeleton battle is over, we are welcomed into the Temple of Jergal by Brother Bathelby. There’s also a lot of listening at doors, life-sized chess, and some unpleasant suits of armor.

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell


82

The Door Softened Them Up For Us

Dragonforge & Associates

Our adventurers come to the door of Jeregal’s temple, but not without meeting some resistance! Also, in a special solo session, we find out what happened to Acrid the Dragonborn when he disappeared a few episodes ago.

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell and Georgia Dow


81

Ghouls’ Night!

Dragonforge & Associates

After the battle with the zombies concludes, our adventurers investigate the tombs of Undermountain and discover some other terrifying creatures.

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell


80

Between Two Sarcophagi

Dragonforge & Associates

Our adventurers emerge through a trap door into the tombs of the Undermountain, in a room full of shambling zombies. Also, the party’s newest adventurer seems to be missing.

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz


79

It’s Never Too Late for Pew When You’re in the Sewer

Dragonforge & Associates

The sewer battle with the Tin Dog gang rages on, but for how long? And when it’s complete, what happens then? Also, nobody tell Pieter Dragonforge how bad his backpack smells.

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell


78

Crossbow Friends!

Dragonforge & Associates

There’s one place you never want to get in a knock-down, drag-out battle, and that’s the sewer. Unfortunately for Dragonforge & Associates, that’s just what has happened.

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley


77

A Rather Substantial Tab

Dragonforge & Associates

The press of bar bills and a lead on their search for Rutherford Urmbrusk convinces Dragonforge and Associates to return to adventuring, with a new member of their party and a whole new way to enter the Undermountain.

Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley, Georgia Dow, Serenity Caldwell, Sarah Barbour and Jason Snell


76

Where Do You See Yourself in Five Levels?

Dragonforge & Associates

Hello, from a not-very-magic tavern! In this prelude to a new season of Dragonforge & Associates fourth-edition D&D adventure, we return to the Yawning Portal in the city of Waterdeep, just around the corner from the bugbear-owned, kobold-operated sandwich shop, and reunite with Pieter Dragonforge, Kay, and Flessa. They are on one of the scariest of missions: Namely, trying to find a new member of the party by interviewing three candidates. Who will join the party and who will be left behind?

Tony Sindelar with Jason Snell, Serenity Caldwell, Erika Ensign, Mois├ęs Chiullan, Georgia Dow and Glenn Fleishman


75

Axe Punch His Face

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers reach the summit of the Ziggurat and have their final confrontation with the Defiler and a threat that could destroy all of Athas.

Scott McNulty with Steve Lutz, Erika Ensign, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Georgia Dow and Jason Snell


74

Unguarded Crack

Eglath's Angels

A fierce Mul gladiator (not Carlos) protects the interior of the ziggurat as our separated heroes struggle to reunite and defeat their enemies.

Scott McNulty with Steve Lutz, Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren and Jason Snell


73

Two Muls, a Defiler, and a Beetle Place

Eglath's Angels

Eglath’s Angels conclude their encounter at the city gates and then journey deep into the city to explore a threatening ziggurat.

Scott McNulty with Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz


72

Magical Selfie Stick

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers approach the gates and statues that mark the entry point to the long-dead city of Kaldinay. But a funny thing happened on the way to the Ziggurat…

Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren


71

Strumming His Piccolo

Eglath's Angels

Freshly out of their pit, our heroes regroup and journey back out into the desert to find the source of the shaquat beetles at Fort Melidor. Also, we learn what a group of cacti is called, and discover some strange things about elven musical instruments.

(This episode was initially released with the last 30 minutes of audio translated into Thri’Kreen. We’ve re-released it with the last 30 minutes in English, for our human listeners.)

Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Georgia Dow, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren and Jason Snell


70

Ways to Not Be a Beetle

Eglath's Angels

The elemental magic-users seem to have what they want—Regdar’s crown—so you’d think the fight would be over. But our adventurers don’t know how to take “no” for an answer! There’s a dramatic transformation and an epic run that will go down in legend and song.

Scott McNulty with Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz


69

Epic Hat Destiny

Eglath's Angels

The underground battle for Regdar’s crown has begun! And before it’s over, things are going to get tough for our adventurers.

Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell


68

Carlos, Have You Learned Nothing?

Eglath's Angels

The battle with Carlos’s nemesis Morningstar is just the beginning of this adventure. There are accountants to terrorize and templars to badger! Will TPK turn into a courtroom drama? Anything’s possible with this group…

Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Jason Snell, Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz and Dan Moren


67

Is This Your Card?

Eglath's Angels

Combat combat combat! The battle with the spooky, speedy psionicist continues, and Carlos meets an old colleague and isn’t remotely happy to see him. Plus Regdar runs out of spells and Omlol hears the Good News about Carlos.

Scott McNulty with Dan Moren, Erika Ensign, Tony Sindelar, Georgia Dow, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz


66

Descriptions & Doors

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers return after a long absence (for them, not you) and after remembering where they are, they spend a whole lot of time listening at silent doors and sneaking down hallways, while preparing for the ultimate battle in the basement of the pottery emporium.

Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Tony Sindelar, Jason Snell and Dan Moren


65

In That Trunk Is Some Funk

Eglath's Angels

We return to the world of Eglath’s Angels, as our adventurers continue to clear out rooms full of sleepy guards before attempting an assault on the source of the mind-control beetles.

Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Jason Snell, Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign and Steve Lutz


64

Have You Seen Billy?

Seyvoth Manor

Our Shocktober special concludes with more battles with plants, a speed run through the mansion as time is about to expire, some books, a chest, a Legend of Zelda reference, and more spoooooky ghosts.

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Warren Frey, Jason Snell and David J. Loehr


63

Root of the Problem

Seyvoth Manor

Our Shocktober special continues with two of the most terrifying things you’ll ever find in a haunted mansion: books and plants.

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Brian Hamilton, Aleen Simms, Warren Frey, Jason Snell and Erika Ensign


62

Jam Cabinet

Seyvoth Manor

In part two of our special four-part SHOCKTOBER SPECIAL, our adventurers attempt to get out of the cellar and into the mansion proper. What spooky spectres await them?

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Jason Snell, Warren Frey, Erika Ensign and David J. Loehr


61

Knee Deep in Bat Guano

Seyvoth Manor

In part one of our special four-part SHOCKTOBER SPECIAL, DM’s Dan and Tony take a new crew of five adventurers on a trip to a spoooooky mansion. (They may not make it past the front door.)

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Brian Hamilton, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell and Warren Frey


60

Bedroom Farce

Eglath's Angels

Bedrooms, sleepy guards in loincloths, and a whole lot of confusion. Just another day at the office for our adventurers? Not hardly! Today’s the day they meet Chad.

Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren


59

The Murder Chute

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers are still in the midst of their midnight raid into the unaffiliated pottery outpost that they suspect to be the center of the operation that’s distributing mind-control beetles far and wide. In this episode, they battle some guards near the fiery pottery kilns, toss a coin a time or two, make a descent through a hidden shaft, and open up some sacks of flour. Plus, Carlos shows off a few of his special talents.

Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar


58

Unaffiliated Pottery Outpost

Eglath's Angels

The adventurers return under cover of night to infiltrate the pottery outpost and uncover, at last, the source of the horrible beetle infestation! But do they want to try to kill guards who are just doing their jobs? Sometimes, when you’re fighting near a kiln, you start to wonder about killin’.

Scott McNulty with Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell


57

Full House

Eglath's Angels

The adventurers return to Tyr and go to a pub, which is exactly what you’d expect. But this pub has a Mul with some very important info that he’d like to provide—if something terrible doesn’t happen to him first! Also, Regdar and some accomplices visit a notable pottery emporium.

Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren and Jason Snell


56

Professional Monkey Paw Operator

Eglath's Angels

In the aftermath of a horrible loss, our party struggles to stay alive against an onslaught of webbed and unwebbed Tembo. Is there any hope? Perhaps the slightest ruby glint…

Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Dan Moren, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell and Tony Sindelar


55

Too Many Tembo

Eglath's Angels

With the caravan and the village of Red Obelisk behind them, and Scale back out of her protective bubble, our adventurers set off back to Tyr. Surely they wouldn’t have the bad luck to run into some dangerous, legendary bogeyman out in the desert, right? Right???

Scott McNulty with Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar and Jason Snell


54

Beetles in Jars

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers continue their near-naked escape from beetles and cages and defilers and other nasty things in the desert. Also, a certain bedroom containing someone’s purple pants might make a return.

Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell, Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar


53

1d8 Beetles

Eglath's Angels

Trapped in a cage, assaulted by horrendous mind-control beetles, what can our adventurers do to save themselves?

Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell, Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar


52

Dwarven Bards!

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers try to remember where they left their characters only to find themselves in the clutches of Bezrak and his terrible conspirators from House Shom!

Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar and Jason Snell


51

That’s So Catapult

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers and their caravan continue their battle with the massive horde of giths. This episode contains: Fighting! Dead guards! Outriders! More fighting! More dead guards! Also: A catapult (not pictured).

Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Jason Snell, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar and Steve Lutz


50

Swan Song

Eglath's Angels

Omlol flees from his bar brawl! Will the party arrive in time to save him? Plus taunting from a caravan, bardic inspiration, Presta has bad luck, the catapult gets used (but not used well), and oh yeah, there’s this horde of Giths…

Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Erika Ensign, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell


49

Do Giants Stack?

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers salve their wounds until the caravan reaches a desert settlement. Their suspicions about Bezrak lead them to engage in sleuthing—some of it successful, and the rest of it by Carlos. Also, local muscle is called, and there’s a bar fight!

Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Georgia Dow and Dan Moren


48

Chitin’s Gonna Ichor

Eglath's Angels

You may ask yourself, why is this oasis so plentiful? And you may ask yourself, why is this lady so beautiful? And you may tell yourself, this is not a beautiful tent. And you may tell yourself, these are not beautiful rugs!

Scott McNulty with Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Jason Snell and Erika Ensign


47

War on Rugs

Eglath's Angels

In the wake of Omlol, Katch’ka, and Regdar getting in trouble for their door-related shenanigans, Carlos, Scale and Presta take on the next round of searching the caravan for creepy beetles. Water is fetched! Bribes are paid! Wicker baskets are moved mysteriously! An oasis is spotted! And is it true love at last for Omlol? (Spoiler: It’s not. Not at all.)

Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell, Georgia Dow, Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar


46

A Door Killed My Brother

Eglath's Angels

The three interlopers who broke the master’s door are under investigation! Can Carlos, Scale and Presta aid in their defense? The management of the caravan tries to unravel the events of our previous episode, and everyone ends up even more confused. Plus, Presta learns an important lesson about vouching.

Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Tony Sindelar, Georgia Dow and Dan Moren


45

A Night on the Caravan

Eglath's Angels

Paramount Pictures presents the Three Athas Brothers in their funniest film yet! Or to put it another way, Katch’ka and Omlol and Regdar find a whole bunch of wacky ways to get into trouble while the rest of the party is sleeping. Scale makes an uncomfortably enthusiastic new friend! Bowls of stew are ordered! Teak is shattered! And how that Kank got into my pajamas, I’ll never know…

Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz and Georgia Dow


44

A Hat and Some Bugs

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers meet their new boss and set out with the caravan into the desert. Regdar attempts to show the worth of his MBA. Katch’ka startles his new co-workers with his leaping. And a glint of sunlight off metal spotted nearby proves just too exciting to pass up.

Scott McNulty with Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Jason Snell, Georgia Dow, Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren


43

0 Days Since Last Death

Eglath's Angels

We return to the strange world of Dark Sun and some of the characters from the first season of Total Party Kill! Fresh off their victory at the Face in the Stone, Carlos, Katch’ka, and Regdar are ready for a visit to the pub, but a familiar face stands in their way! Plus there’s a discussion of microeconomics, Carlos shows off his lack of social skills, we learn about warring trading houses and teak futures, and a few new traveling companions are introduced.

Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Georgia Dow and Dan Moren


42

Turn the Slug Around

Dragonforge & Associates

Our adventurers conclude their battle with Zarr and his (hob)goblin lackeys, and get some answers about Rutherford Urmbrusk and the Undermountain.

Love maps? Check out Tony and Dan’s complete map for this adventure.

See you in a couple of weeks for a return to our Dark Sun campaign, upgraded for D&D Fifth Edition, with some old friends and new faces!

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Jason Snell, Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley and Sarah Barbour


41

Scorpion Rodeo

Dragonforge & Associates

Our adventurers continue their battle through the scorpion kennel, and then force a final confrontation with Zarr.

Dungeon Map

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Georgia Dow, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell


40

There’s Always a Lesser Goblin

Dragonforge & Associates

Kay returns, and our adventurers set out down a secret passage in pursuit of Zaar. Olestran finds a room he’s seen before. And one particular Goblin really drew the short straw.

Dungeon Map

Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Monty Ashley, Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Georgia Dow, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz


39

A Slug and a Nice Mint Julep

Dragonforge & Associates

Son, I say, son, it’s time for our adventures to square off against Zarr, the gentleman boss of the southern dungeons. Hexes will be hurled, party members will be blinded, quarries will be sought, and ballistas will roll! Can this be Sluggy the Spirit Slug’s finest hour?

Dungeon Map

Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour, Erika Ensign and Monty Ashley


38

International House of Kobolds

Dragonforge & Associates

Sluggy the spirit slug proves to be an amazing defense. Pieter Dragonforge gets it from all sides. Zaar is not impressed with the quality of his help. And the dungeon fills with more gas clouds than you’ll find in a Chipotle bathroom. It’s all just another day in the Undermountain.

Dungeon Map

Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Monty Ashley, Georgia Dow, Sarah Barbour, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell


37

This Guy’s From Grand Rapids!

Dragonforge & Associates

Our party takes stock after defeating the Rage Drake. Olestran commando-crawls up a ramp. Pretty medallions are found. (And Steve’s memory of medallion-grabbing is validated.) We don’t check for traps! Zarr’s bedchamber is discovered. Tapestry class is in session. Riswynn takes a dangerous nap. And all the while, Peter stands at a door, just itching for a fight.

Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Georgia Dow, Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Steve Lutz, Monty Ashley and Jason Snell


36

That Ship Has Sailed to Winch Town

Dragonforge & Associates

Hobgoblins and Drakes, oh my! Is this the boss battle Dragonforge and Associates has been waiting for? If you wanted to see us deploy strategy and roll a lot of dice, at long last you are going to get your wish.

Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Georgia Dow, Jason Snell, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz, Erika Ensign and Sarah Barbour


35

Undermountain Thanksgiving

Dragonforge & Associates

Drowabunga! A mysterious stranger brings a fish feast to our hardy-but-exhausted adventurers. There’s much conversation, a little dice rolling, and Pieter throws a surprise party for an unwitting Kobold. Also, Kay and a different Kobold have a very nice conversation about trees and sandwiches.

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Jason Snell, Georgia Dow, Steve Lutz, Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Monty Ashley and Serenity Caldwell


34

Time is a Flat Rat

Dragonforge & Associates

Rats in a pit! Flessa climbs out, but the rats won’t be kept down! Our adventurers attack some vermin, meet a new friend, and inspect some rooms. Plus Olestran does some things with rope and some nice arrow tricks too.

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Sarah Barbour, Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz and Monty Ashley


33

Should My Orb Still Be Glowing?

Dragonforge & Associates

Dragonforge and Associates come around a corner to discover an entirely new room full of entirely new dangers! Melech and Pieter are clumsy lummoxes. A surprising feature of the new room is revealed. And while Flessa thinks they’re pointy kitties, if they bite and swarm, they’re probably rats. #ratfacts!

Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Steve Lutz, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley


32

One Rat Deep

Dragonforge & Associates

Our adventurers battle some goblins and ponder a stack of rats in the corner of a hallway. A clever goblin plan to trap our adventurers in an enclosed space has an apparently unanticipated side-effect. Pieter gets cold feet. Olestran rolls a critical smell. And at the end, we take a break for some talk about beer.

Tony Sindelar and Dan Moren with Erika Ensign, Monty Ashley, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell and Sarah Barbour


31

Blinded by Kobold Science

Dragonforge & Associates

In this episode, our adventurers make a gigantic mess in a Kobold lab. A Kobold intern proffers his resume. Someone gets sparkly, like a Twilight vampire. Undermountain cubicles are disrupted. We mispronounce many words. Plus: Secret recipes learned at Fictional Kobold Science University!

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Sarah Barbour, Jason Snell, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell and Monty Ashley


30

Bone Throne

Dragonforge & Associates

Our party confronts spooky floating bones above a spooky throne. Pieter covets a dead man’s hat. Olestran makes a nifty trick shot that nobody else wants him to make. Doors are checked. Sandwiches are promised. This episode also serves as the series pilot for “CSI: Undermountain.”

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Sarah Barbour, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley and Erika Ensign


29

Don’t Trust the Bugbear

Dragonforge & Associates

What’s behind the door? Our adventurers discover a sleeping guard and a collection of prisoners alive and dead. When Flessa’s not trying to blame it on her rusty dagger, Pieter is consulting Paladinpedia about whether it’s okay to kill a bugbear. Speaking of bugbears, we have a feeling you’re about to have a favorite non-player character…

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Sarah Barbour, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell, Steve Lutz and Monty Ashley


28

2 Legit 2 Hit

Dragonforge & Associates

Dragonforge and Associates continues its clean-up of the Goblin and Kobold infested room. Flessa gets out her hammer, which leads to a series of jokes you might expect. A prisoner is rescued, and a door is opened. Melech is good at orbs, everyone does the Funky Diagonal, and a Kobold Worm Priest has a really confusing day.

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Monty Ashley, Erika Ensign, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell, Sarah Barbour and Steve Lutz


27

Rat Burrito

Dragonforge & Associates

At last, our party meets up with actual, moving foes! Attempts at diplomacy ensue. Pillars are used as convenient forms of cover. And there’s a tiny personal tragedy involving a model train.

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Erika Ensign, Jason Snell, Monty Ashley, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell and Sarah Barbour


26

Wiggle the Something-or-Others

Dragonforge & Associates

Dragonforge and Associates continue their exploration of the eastern half of a corridor lined with statues. Pieter stands up. Flessa does some acrobatic moves. Riswynn professes her love of books. Melech lights up a statue. But will they finally reach the end of the hallway?

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Monty Ashley, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell and Sarah Barbour


25

Death to All Statues

Dragonforge & Associates

Dragonforge and Associates reach the bottom of the pit in their large basket and discover the horrors beneath. A survivor is interrogated. Bodies are thrown in the basket. A door is detected, its building materials recognized, and a corridor full of statues is discovered! Also our adventurers consider whether or not to deploy the “erosion strategy,” and Pieter takes a seat and ponders his choices.

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Jason Snell, Sarah Barbour, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell and Monty Ashley


24

Garage Band of Heroes

Dragonforge & Associates

It’s time for a new adventure with new DMs and a new party! When we meet Dragonforge and Associates they are hanging out on some bean bag chairs in Mr. Dragonforge’s basement in a comfortable suburb of Waterdeep. But a strange note arrives and adventure calls them away to the Yawning Portal!

Your new party (left to right, pixel art by Jesse Lane), is:

  • Pieter - Human Paladin (played by Jason Snell)
  • Melech - Tiefling Wizard (played by Monty Ashley)
  • Olestran - Elf Ranger (played by Steve Lutz)
  • Kat - Half-elf Druid (played by Serenity Caldwell)
  • Riswynn - Dwarf Cleric (played by Sarah Barbour)
  • Flessa - Human Rogue (played by Erika Ensign)

Our dungeons master are Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar.

Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar with Jason Snell, Erika Ensign, Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell, Monty Ashley and Sarah Barbour


23

Spooky Hat Club

Eglath's Angels

The adventure of the Temple of the Face in the Stone reaches its conclusion! But will our adventurers live to fight another day? Death-saving throws will be failed! Skill checks will be rolled! You’ve come this far, you might as well listen to one more episode with these knuckleheads.

(This marks the end of this season of Total Party Kill. We’ll be back in a month or so with a shortish adventure with new characters, new DMs, and a new setting. But fear not! We’ll return to this group of characters again in the future.)

Scott McNulty with Dan Moren, Jason Snell, Tony Sindelar, Serenity Caldwell and Steve Lutz


22

Who Knows Origami?

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers take stock, meet a new fungus-covered friend, discover the fate of the Red Cord mercenaries, and make their way back to the entrance to the temple, where they discover there’s one more battle left to fight.

Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Serenity Caldwell and Steve Lutz


21

Warlocks and Door Locks

Eglath's Angels

Our Carlos-caused battle with the mushroom people continues. Nobody will escape unscathed! Doors will open and close. A retreat will be sounded. One member of the group will be revealed as a macabre MacGyver. And we learn that when you gaze into the mushroom, the mushroom looks back into you.

Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Serenity Caldwell and Steve Lutz


20

Do You Know the Mushroom Man?

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers recover from their horrible wounds inflicted by the silkworm, take a rest, and then find the final room in this temple too intriguing to ignore. It’s all Carlos’s fault—he runs in where intelligent people fear to tread, and gets a face full of mushroom.

Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Serenity Caldwell, Tony Sindelar, Steve Lutz and Dan Moren


18

Pick Out a Pretty Headstone

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers battle against the giant silkworm at the heart of the temple, and their lives are on the line. No, seriously, unless one of them makes exactly the right dice roll at the right time, they’re all gonna die.

Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Serenity Caldwell, Dan Moren, Steve Lutz and Tony Sindelar


17

The Fightin’ Sand Rams

Eglath's Angels

Carlos is at the bottom of the pit, our party is standing in a doorway, and a giant silkworm is about to strike! This isn’t going to go well, isn’t it? In fact, Carlos, you might want to just stay down there in the pit. It’s safer down there.

Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Serenity Caldwell, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar and Steve Lutz


16

Let the Best Mul Win

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers continue their battle with Nala the Girl-liath and Daroc the Mul, who is even more unpleasant than Carlos. There’s also some exploring, Katchka makes critical rolls for nature and listening, curiously shaped mushrooms are discovered, and stick around for our terrifying cliffhanger!

Scott McNulty with Serenity Caldwell, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell


15

Wraith Relations

Eglath's Angels

The battle with the scaled guardians, zombies, and wispy wraiths continues amid the dead bodies and braziers. Asteron eats a valuable gem. We debate the pronunciation of gith. Carlos gets caught thinking about something other than his job at just the wrong time. And we learn a valuable lesson about not letting your Minotaur do the negotiating for you.

Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Dan Moren, Serenity Caldwell, Tony Sindelar and Steve Lutz


14

Don’t Lick the Serpent

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers investigate snake chalk art, disturb some funeral urns, and discover that sometimes a room full of dead bodies is just a room full of dead bodies… just not this time.

Scott McNulty with Dan Moren, Serenity Caldwell, Tony Sindelar, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz


13

Plaintive Moos

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers enter a room dominated by powerful winds. (But enough about that burrito Regdar ate back at the tavern.) A creepy whispering fountain and creepier whirling dust devils can’t be good, right? Also, Carlos gets really angry and attacks a statue.

Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Steve Lutz and Serenity Caldwell


12

The Orb Was Obvious

Eglath's Angels

Our dungeon crawl through the desert temple continues. We poke some weird fungus with a stick and then investigate a room containing a very old knight. It’s like that scene in “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade,” except it may be our adventurers who have chosen… poorly. Again.

This is the first “new” episode of TPK. Older episodes originally appeared in the feed of The Incomparable and have been retconned into TPK episodes for new listeners.

Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Serenity Caldwell and Steve Lutz


11

Blazing Skeletons

Eglath's Angels

Skeletons and salt zombies! Oh my!

Scott McNulty with Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz


10

Danger’s My Middle Name

Eglath's Angels

A choice between two different magical fountains, plus some zombies and an angry skeleton.

Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Serenity Caldwell and Steve Lutz


9

Swimming Lessons

Eglath's Angels

Obelisks with lightning bolts and a surprising encounter with marine life.

Scott McNulty with Serenity Caldwell, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Steve Lutz and Jason Snell


8

Torn Between Two Obelisks

Eglath's Angels

The stone temple finally comes into view, but it’s protected by two horrible obelisks that shoot lightning bolts.

Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren, Serenity Caldwell, Jason Snell and Steve Lutz


7

Enter the Minotaur

Eglath's Angels

A new adventurer joins the party, and everyone experiences a terrifying journey through the sandstorm vortex.

Scott McNulty with Steve Lutz, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Serenity Caldwell and Jason Snell


6

The Trouble With Eglath

Eglath's Angels

Our adventurers finish their battle at the whirlwind, but at a somewhat horrible price.

Scott McNulty with Steve Lutz, Serenity Caldwell, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren and Jason Snell


5

Sun, Sand, and Tareks

Eglath's Angels

The battle by the sandstorm vortex continues, with Carlos on the move and unpleasant Tareks doing damage to our adventurers.

Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Serenity Caldwell, Tony Sindelar, Steve Lutz and Dan Moren


4

Bone Javelin

Eglath's Angels

Glass spiders and a horrific sandstorm vex our Dark Sun adventurers.

Scott McNulty with Tony Sindelar, Serenity Caldwell, Steve Lutz, Dan Moren and Jason Snell


3

Kank Merchant

Eglath's Angels

After waking up in an alley, our adventurers outfit themselves for a trip deep into the desert.

Scott McNulty with Serenity Caldwell, Dan Moren, Jason Snell, Tony Sindelar and Steve Lutz


2

We’ve Been In Worse Situations

Eglath's Angels

Amid a brutal battle in a market area, our brave adventurers try to hide behind a hot dog cart. It works as well as you might expect.

Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Serenity Caldwell, Tony Sindelar, Dan Moren and Steve Lutz


1

Meet the Party

Eglath's Angels

Introducing our party of five adventurers in the desert realm of Athas, as they begin their quest and get in a fight with some nasty dwarves. It doesn’t go well.

Scott McNulty with Jason Snell, Dan Moren, Tony Sindelar, Serenity Caldwell and Steve Lutz