The Incomparable

566 My Conscience Is Now Clear

In this conclusion to Shard of the Accursed, the party makes a lot of noise, one character gets possessed, and several players read their character sheets.

565 Insert Shard Here

In this episode, a nice ghost helps out, we learn the origin of the shard, and the party sleeps with the dead.

564 Flashback: Stairs

In this episode, after Plan A for breaking the curse didn’t work as expected, the party scrambles for a Plan B. Plan B almost gets them killed.

563 This Flashback is Cancelled

In this episode, K’ronng has a cunning plan, J’osh spots the goal before anyone else, Jaee looks like a guard (but taller), Teebee does invisible parkour, and Tink twirls and sprays blood.

562 This Mouse Is Spotless

In this new adventure, the Keys need to perform a reverse heist! Along the way they meet an adorable playwright and a couple of improv goblins who keep slapping each other like two nine-year-olds in the back of a station wagon.

554 The Worst Mime Performance Ever

In this episode… J’osh makes a guard blush. K’ronng is not standing in front of a door as he opens it - are you crazy? Jaee takes a lookout position. Tink Her Bell perceives some more. And Tony doesn’t trust statues and thinks you shouldn’t either.

553 The Prisoner or the Snake

In this episode… Jaee tries to be commanding. J’osh is a lover, not a fighter. K’ronng hides under things. Tink Her Bell is besties with Blueberry. And Tony is really good at Dungeons & Dragons.

552 Double-Entry Morality

In this episode… Jaee makes some fashion contacts. J’osh plays a boy toy. K’ronng picks a lock, at range. Tink Her Bell takes great advantage of flight. And Tony is just a guy who phrases things.

551 Classic Duck Bar

In this episode… Jaee gets mission-drunk. K’ronng wears a security-guard hat. J’osh is capable of causing a distraction. Tink Her Bell does a drone-style flyby. And Tony does less berating.

550 We Have to Parent Trap Them

The Keys are sent on another mission - this time for a heist in the Big City! The planning is … chaotic.

542 Love a Dumb Plan

In one of the more thrilling conclusions of a TPK adventure, Tony can’t tell if the players are being helpful or making fun of him. But that’s only fair because Tony’s gonna make fun of them for anything they do.

541 Party on the Roof

When all four adventurers reunite on the roof, that’s when the party really starts buzzin’!

540 Hat Status

This episode is either recon or snack-eating, depending on the adventurer.

539 A Tankard Full of Hay

In this new adventure, the Keys are sent to the country to investigate zombie activity. They meet an important cow. Also a zombie. (But not a zombie cow.)

525 A Decline of Heist Elegance

Will the team steal a magic painting and get away scott free with zero consequences to return to accolades and riches? Not without generous dollops of magic, violence, and a grab bag of foes in our thrilling conclusion!

524 You Know Thieves, They Like to Steal

Style and subterfuge intermingle as our heroes sweet-talk a gang of thieves into letting them infiltrate their headquarters and abscond with a painting that may or may not have magical properties.

523 Nice Day for a Goth Wedding

It’s a new adventure for our ragtag heroes as they use their powers of persuasion and keen fashion sense to butter up a vain gang of thieves to get a hold of a very special painting.

515 Take a Penny, Leave a Healing

Jasper aggressively chugs a healing potion while making eye contact. K’ronng starts pressing buttons and pulling levers. J’osh pulls a Teddy bear. Revelle has a hot wet lion summer. Tony thinks monks’ robes are like drab toga parties.

Tixie Tockworth is air-gapped and did not plan for lions.

514 Tockworth’s Clockwise Clockworks

J’osh is still alive…ish. K’ronng is poetry in motion. Revelle shifts the wind. Jasper tried. Tony is mean to the people he actually likes.

513 Experienced Bucket People

J’osh is in the jaws of defeat. Jasper finds a new favourite bell. K’ronng is doing all the work. Revelle is a Triton again. Tony likes to use robot dogs to hurt his friends.

512 Hey Abbot!

K’ronng opens Slonk’s eyes. Jasper doesn’t want to beat up the robot dogs. J’osh checks the potty. Revelle likes a man with smooth hands. Tony has feelings about numbers.

511 Beep Beep Woof Woof Clank Clank

J’osh is nursing a headache. K’ronng has thumbs. Revelle noses around. Jasper wants to go to jail. Tony doesn’t have a castle (he’s a renter). Perhaps most importantly, D&D Beyond is down!

510 We Have Ways of Making You Tock

Revelle spends a lot of time thinking about toilets. J’osh has a (very) bright idea. K’ronng is both a small and a large creature. Jasper doesn’t want to go in there. Tony decides Gnomish beer tastes like Mountain Dew.

509 Miner Enchantment

Jasper is sorry and has a sorry short sword. J’osh wonders how melty this metal is. K’ronng would never murder a dog. Revelle is always second bucket. Tony is confused when the players are mission-oriented.

508 Stuffward Ho!

In this new Keys from the Golden Vault adventure, K’ronng hates the Underdark, J’osh spares the dying, Revelle throws a rock, and Jasper thinks this is all terrible. Tony claims this is technically team building.

493 Prison Paperwork Adventures

The party wraps up their prison adventure, and it’s the moment of truth - do they get out with subtlety, leaving no trace? Or do they leave chaos in their wake? You might be surprised! (Or you might not!)

492 Side Quest 2

Is there an escape room in this prison? No. Does it practice good cable management? Also no.

491 No Dungeon, No Dragon

Is this prison a dungeon? Is the party here to make friends? Did anyone bring a spare corpse? The answer to all of these is “no.”

490 Mop Glory

When is a mop not a mop? When our adventurers go undercover and arrive at the prison. It’s big! And cold!

489 Just K’en

The heist planning continues, and our adventurers take on alternate identities! Meet Anders K’aaruuts, Stanley Wilmon, Lexi Shrapnel, Diogenes Mainframe, and of course, K’en.

488 Coat Check Your Bird

A new Keys from the Golden Vault adventure brings a prison break, but instead of breaking out, they need to get in!

483 A Minigolf Situation

As they complete the Reach for the Stars adventure, the party learns how to kill a piece of architecture (put it in a mini-mall) and has a conversation with a sad, greasy cultist.

482 I Don’t Like Experiencing Things

When this party meets a puddle of eyes and mouths, it quickly becomes nightmare monster vs nightmare monster!

481 The Rug Receives the Poke

K’ronng’s sword gets a name, maps are confusing, and the party smells…things.

480 A Bugbear in a Monocle

The Keys from the Golden Vault return, with a new addition to the group! Zanter Quickhands joins Jaee Raff, Levithia du Issigri, and K’ronng, as they break into a mansion and take a short rest in a very nice bathroom!

440 Plan L for Lion

The Stygian Gambit comes to a thrilling conclusion, but not before Revelle instigates even more lion chaos!

439 I Am A Loud Lion

Plan B - the B is for best. Or is it for bump? Baboon?

438 This Casino Is Not Airtight

Some rat shenanigans, a soak in the spa, and … Oh God! It’s a LION!

437 Rat Race

Come for the duelling intimidation checks, stay for the downtime portion of the heist.

436 Rule 6: Win! Win! Win!

TPK returns to the greater Varkenbluff area with another heisty challenge, in which Jaee, Levithia, Revelle, and K’ronng learn it’s better to rule in Hell than serve drinks at a casino.

417 A Coherent, Legitimate Plan

The conclusion of the Murkmire Malevolence teaches us there is nothing that a nightmare monster and a fog cloud can’t do together.

416 The Lion, the Witch, and the Hallway

We don’t want to ruin the whole gala when people are poisoned.

415 Societies with Secrets

A new crew of adventurers takes on the Murkmire Malevolence and plans a museum heist in Varkenbluff. In case you were wondering, nothing is magical about the privies.