Steve Lutz

Steve Lutz is just some guy who does software development and the occasional spot of freelance writing. His first bio was rejected for being too juvenile and unprofessional, and that should tell you pretty much everything you need to know.

Guest Host


3: Michael J. Nelson

Bonus Track

255b: Ziggy Played Guitar

Game Show

157: Waiting For It To Be Norwegian

127: It Is I, The Deceptor!

120: Gobble Search

106: Shiver Me Pleasure

101: The Low Definition '18 Christmas Special

92: I'm Very Epicurious

84: The Three-Pack

77: The Low Definition Holiday Special!

73: Dinosaur Jousting with Pitchforks

66: Low Definition: I Will See a Wrinklepuff

62: Dr. Tiff and the Electric Catfish

58: Low Definition XI: Lesser of Two Weevils

54: Low Definition: Up to the Third Knuckle

50: Low Definition: A Family of Clowns

47: Low Definition: The Spooky Edition

44: Low Definition: The Wicker Moze

41: Low Definition: Hell Is Other People's Words

39: Low Definition: The Amount of Pan in a Thing

37: Low Definition: This Word Sucks

31: Low Definition: Tempted by the Little Man

27: Low Definition: Lake Tourist

23: Low Definition: Space Blobs

19: Low Definition: The Liripoop Interlude

17: Low Definition: Hempen Humbug

Guest Panelist

The Incomparable

595: I Didn't Have a Tab - The Best of 2021

590: The Car Explodes In Midair

588: All These Different Jackets

587: Is Dracula the Frankenstein?

562: The Gentleness Axis

561: Lackeys Don't Wear Khakis

556: Pig's Gotta Fly

555: Dawson's Crypt

552: Oh No, My Elixirs!

547: Catching Up On Stuff - The Best of 2020

544: Let Go and Let Kilmer

543: I Want to Go to Dog Heaven

541: The Incomparable Life Day Special

533: Confiscate the Trumpeter's Mute

529: Ancient Goat Lettering

528: To Quantity!

521: Knights of Exposition

520: Words Aren't Cool

519: Relics and Garbage

512: Eponymous

500: Amalgamated Zeppelin Monocle Company

495: Congratulations, You're All Pregnant - The Best of 2019

491: The Yellow Ones Don't Stop

484: Werewolfism

478: Death Snuggle Fort

477: Klimt Versus Monet

476: Lucky Crime Shirt

475: Count the Coats

470: Futterwacken Hats

456: Where's the Raccoon?

453: Turn Left at the Asteroid

445: It's Probably Going to Be Weird

444: Why People Don't Like Musicals

440: Full Disclosure - The Best of 2018

434: All Wormholes Go to Heaven

429: A Juicer For People

428: Sour and Smells Like Feet

426: Up to the Puppies

424: Never Not Wolves

411: In the Pay of Big Ultravox

400: Snellology

396: A Lifeboat Made of Mom

395: Joe DiMaggio of the Slide Rule

389: Tales from the Spirit Bathhouse

388: Lyrics Are for Losers

387: Good Job, Jerks - The Best of 2017

381: That's Me Only Shirt!

375: Sentimental Spite

368: This Movie Ends, Right?

367: Batman! Aaaaaa!

360: A Dwarf Named Elwood

348: He's Way Better Than Fonzie

341: Might As Well Keep Going

340: Give the Robots Some Time

333: That's How It Works: 2016 Year in Review

327: This Robot is Eisenhower

325: The Monster Mash

322: Tastes Like College

321: Purgatoy Box

320: The Power! The Power! The Power!

319: Squirting Milky Fluid

315: Show Some Respect for the Chimp

307: Mascot Hands

305: Mint in Box

302: Keep Watching the Skies

300: The Incomparable Is People

297: The Ohm Whisperer

294: Science Is Never Frightening!

289: It's Not "Hamilton"

288: I Wish I Was Back in Norway

281: I Love a Lot of Awful People - The Best of 2015

275: Comprehensive Tapestry Policy

274: Rudolph's Hideous Mutation

270: Love Blooms Naturally on a Vespa

262: District Attorney Doofus

260: High Five

259: Summer Superhero Spectacular: Round 2

258: Chekhov's Bob-omb

255: Summer Superhero Spectacular: Round One

253: Ignoring the Movie Completely

250: Stay Inside My Aura

241: Shopping With Mrs. Gehrig

240: Pooping Alien

239: The Colour Blue

238: Caucus with the Dark Side

237: Force Denier

235: Plot Advancement Tribune

232: Learning to Love Heidi II

228: It's Not a Draft: Our 2014 Favorites

227: The Europeans Do It Better

226: Stop Circulating the Tapes

223: Picking My Shorts

219: Terrible Things for Awful Reasons

217: Weird Reverse Hidden Charisma

212: A MacGyver in the Making

208: The Good People Are Dead Already

205: Love Machine

201: Democracy is Awful

200: Butter Zone

195: Peak Crate

194: A Real Imaginary Friend

192: Murderous Roomba

188: Game Show II

186: Kazoo Parade

183: How I Sold Your Mother

182: Full-Fledged Force Mullet

178: A Smoother Yar

177: Six-Pixel Sword

176: Solo Adventures (Our 2013 Favorites)

174: The Incomparable Christmas Spectacular

173z: Human Santapede

173: Santa-Based Christmas

172: The Incomparable Holiday Vault 3

167: Space Wizard Musical

165: Grieving for My Left Thumb

161: Southern Skeleton

160: Super-Secret Sony MiniDiscs

159: Full Shatner

158: Peak Clooney

156: Airline of Snitches

152: The Comic-Con Episode

150: I Look Forward to Ignoring Your Criticism

149: Gleekless (A Superhero Draft)

148: Between Two Obelisks

144: Hangin' With the Totes

138: All Hail the Lion!

137: Go Wash a Droid

136: We Waited 16 Years For This?

135: Total Party Kill

133b: Behind the Incomparable Radio Drama

133: Incomparable Radio Theater of the Air

130: And the Children Shall Lead

129: Prescription Salad

123: Ski Lodge Pick

122: Recursive Clip Loop: Our 2012 Favorites

120: A Horse with a Hat

118: The Incomparable Holiday Vault 2

112: Schrodinger's Cat Box

109: Evil, Surfing Ronald McDonald

108: Then We Touched, Then We Sang

107: A Little Obsessed With Kirk

104: Kids Have Bad Taste

100: Who Cares What We Think?

85: Game Show

83: Nothing Ever Ends on Taco Tuesday

81: McRibs and Bacon Martinis

80: Khan Film Festival

79: Everything Sounds Beautiful in German

75: My Gazebox is Full of Menhirs

73: Ugh - A 2011 Clip Show

71: The Holiday Movie Vault

59: Flitting is in (TV Fantasy Pitches)

58: Greyskull Anonymous (TV Fantasy Draft)

50: We Apologize for the Extinction of the Clownfish

49: It's Like "Working Girl" With Monsters

42: 42

31: Supernatural

20: Everyone's a Redshirt in Real Life

17: We're Going to Need Some More Christmas Movies, I Guess

14: There's Guacamole on the Holodeck

9: Get the Bone Saw!

Random Trek

41: Remembering Leonard Nimoy

7: "The Apple" (TOS) with Steve Lutz


4: Playing With My Wii

2: TeeVee Podcast 2

Total Party Kill

341: Goodbye Plunging Torrents!

340: Three Mimics in a Trenchcoat

339: Four Halflings in a Robe

338: Everybody Hurts

337: Soul Proprietorship

336: Shaggy Kank Story

335: Follow That Carlos!

334: We've Been Everywhere--and Done Very Little

333: Grells, Grells, Grells

332: Step Three Prophet

331: Frosted Demon

330: Regdar's Demons

329: Invisible Flying Ooze

328: We're Specter Inspectors!

327: He Stole My Hat!

326: Gargoyles Gonna Gargoyle

325: New Plan, Kill Everyone

324: Lich, Please!

323: I Open the Door

322: It Was Like This When We Got Here

314: The Cult of Dusk, Part 3

313: The Cult of Dusk, Part 2

312: The Cult of Dusk, Part 1

300: Rosethorn, Part 4

299: Rosethorn, Part 3

298: Rosethorn, Part 2

297: Rosethorn, Part 1

293: The Dwarven Vault, Part 2

292: The Dwarven Vault, Part 1

264: My Favorite Flavor is 'Combination'

263: I Wish For Fewer Bones

262: The Pizza Rolls Argument

261: Giant Bird and Associates

260: Lift a Frozen Dwarf

259: Senor Wencas, No!

258: This Room Is Gross

257: The One Who Poinged

256: Silent but Deadly

255: The Log Is Nature's Abacus

254: Quiverbottom and Associates

253: In the Jaws of the Champion

252: Turtle Party Kill

251: Rubble Rubble

211: Drugs are Good

210: The Ghost in the Gazebo

209: Cool Ranch Blood

208: A Light Tinge of Evil

207: That's Not Billy

206: Good Cop, Bad Cop, Handsome Cop

205: A Closet Full of Corpses

204: Take Cover Behind Your Wizard

202: Snakes in a Turtleneck

200: Sewer Vide

198: I Think Your Elf is Broken

196: Grifters Are Like Zombies

195: You'll Never Be Bandit 2 Now, Pal

194: A Dwarf with a Hangover

193: How Not to Be Seen

192: High Fantasy in the Low Sewers

191: Thieves Cant is a Beautiful Language

190: Tepanyaki Vampire

189: A Hug in the Darkness

188: Golem Storage Area

187: Too Many Orbs

186: Not Much of a Mountain

159: A Dog, a Priest, and a Brain Surgeon

158: Ichor Cole Slaw

157: AirDND

156: Send Me an Angel to Kill

155: I'm a Bard!

153: Regdar's Unregulated School of Magic

152: My Mom Raised Me Not to Lie to a Bird

151: Hello from the Tragic Cavern

139: For Presta!

138: Oh Man, My Mouth Tastes Like Goodberry!

137: Artisanal Gore

136: Ha Ha! You're In a Cult!

135: Turn Left at the Shallow Graves

134: The Best Diplomacy Ever

133: Got Kank Milk?

132: Famed Flautists

131: Not All Manticores

130: An Auspicious Day

129: Tattered Gray Cloak

128: Freedom!

127: To the Sinkhole!

126: The Mul Who Cried 'Boy'

125: He's Dead, J'ym

124: Rat Sandwich

123: A Taste of Kled

117: Netflix and Kill

116: We're Hotel Inspectors

115: Party in the Front, Stables in the Back

114: A Chip Off the Old Rock

113: Intimidate the Wind

104: We Wreck Everything We See

103: Cowering Behind a Wizard

102: All Hands on Deck!

101: Please Avenge My Death

99: That's Why You Should Floss

98: The Corpse Is Dead!

97: How Deep Is My Dagger?

96: What's Left of Pieter Dragonforge

95: Faraday Cube

94: Team Spider

93: Very Briefly Poisoned

88: That's So Bahamut

87: Every Combat Begins with Kay

86: Seven Against Two Is the Best Odds

85: This Really Ties the Room Together

84: Ding Dongs and Doolallys

83: Can We Crash at Your God's Place?

82: The Door Softened Them Up For Us

81: Ghouls' Night!

80: Between Two Sarcophagi

79: It's Never Too Late for Pew When You're in the Sewer

78: Crossbow Friends!

77: A Rather Substantial Tab

75: Axe Punch His Face

74: Unguarded Crack

73: Two Muls, a Defiler, and a Beetle Place

72: Magical Selfie Stick

71: Strumming His Piccolo

70: Ways to Not Be a Beetle

69: Epic Hat Destiny

68: Carlos, Have You Learned Nothing?

67: Is This Your Card?

66: Descriptions & Doors

65: In That Trunk Is Some Funk

60: Bedroom Farce

59: The Murder Chute

58: Unaffiliated Pottery Outpost

57: Full House

56: Professional Monkey Paw Operator

55: Too Many Tembo

54: Beetles in Jars

53: 1d8 Beetles

52: Dwarven Bards!

51: That's So Catapult

50: Swan Song

49: Do Giants Stack?

48: Chitin's Gonna Ichor

47: War on Rugs

46: A Door Killed My Brother

45: A Night on the Caravan

44: A Hat and Some Bugs

43: 0 Days Since Last Death

42: Turn the Slug Around

41: Scorpion Rodeo

40: There's Always a Lesser Goblin

39: A Slug and a Nice Mint Julep

38: International House of Kobolds

37: This Guy's From Grand Rapids!

36: That Ship Has Sailed to Winch Town

35: Undermountain Thanksgiving

34: Time is a Flat Rat

33: Should My Orb Still Be Glowing?

32: One Rat Deep

31: Blinded by Kobold Science

30: Bone Throne

29: Don't Trust the Bugbear

28: 2 Legit 2 Hit

27: Rat Burrito

26: Wiggle the Something-or-Others

25: Death to All Statues

24: Garage Band of Heroes

23: Spooky Hat Club

22: Who Knows Origami?

21: Warlocks and Door Locks

20: Do You Know the Mushroom Man?

18: Pick Out a Pretty Headstone

17: The Fightin' Sand Rams

16: Let the Best Mul Win

15: Wraith Relations

14: Don't Lick the Serpent

13: Plaintive Moos

12: The Orb Was Obvious

11: Blazing Skeletons

10: Danger's My Middle Name

9: Swimming Lessons

8: Torn Between Two Obelisks

7: Enter the Minotaur

6: The Trouble With Eglath

5: Sun, Sand, and Tareks

4: Bone Javelin

3: Kank Merchant

2: We've Been In Worse Situations

1: Meet the Party

Incomparable Radio Theater

3.7: Galaxy Scouts: Greene -- Free Preview

3.3: Galaxy Scouts: Lost in the Stars

1.12: In the Room, 1776

0.6: Rehearsing in the Zeppelin

0.4: The Lives of Paul Citron; Marjorie Carter

0.3: The Spooky Twist; The Fog

0.2: Two-Fisted Tales of Tesla; Jenny Lane

0.1: Galaxy Scouts; The Fog

Bonus Track

302b: Group Marriage

297b: Is the Baby Ohm Alive?

294b: Dere He Is!

33gs: Editing Adventure!

281b: Once More For Safety

275b: Bring the Cane

274b: Peanuts Hole

gs24: Shut the Hell Up, Glenn

262b: Wherever Fats

258b: Kenneth Branagh's "Pong"

253b: The Fat Man Meets The Thin Man

250b: Beatle Talk

241b: Inside Baseball

240b: Second-Degree Glenning

238b: Let the Healing Begin

235b: Anyhow...

232b: Save it for the Podcast

228b: Robot or Not

227b: Embarrassing Blackface Scene

226b: Lumpy Leroux

223b: Steve Lutz's Brush With Celebrity

219b: Pride of the Yankees

217b: Herb Alpert's Woody Allen's The Terminator

212b: Ohhh Myyyy

208b: What Color Is Your Toothbrush?

205b: The Cat Has Been Dead for Months

204b: The Second Comic-Con Episode

201b: Shame Hole

195b: Pun-Based Puzzles

194b: Mann Canon

186b: Get Carter II: I Said Get Carter

182b: Episode II - Omnibus Commentary

178b: Don't Google Tanuki

172b: Not in the Vault

167b: Buttons, A Clown

165b: Unrecorded Personal Conversations

159b: After The Incomparable Movie Draft

156b: Mockingbird Orange

150b: High Density

144b: Steve Summarizes Totoro

136b: A Thing That Farted

135b: Scott Explains Himself

133b: The Incomparable Radio Drama

130b: A Tribble is not a Space Loofah!

129b: Brought to You By Soda

123b: Balls In the Canyon

122b: The World is About to End

118b: I'm Batman

112b: What is After The Incomparable #112, Alex?

104b: You Have Kids, You Should Know Where They Are

79b: After the Movie Draft

Game Show

176: Venerable Boos Outfit

174: Kermit Is Immeasurable

169: The Hairless Head of Lars Huntington

164: Pixie Duck Is My Roller Derby Name

136: I Really Should Have Studied My Dans

133: Did You Play Music, Dr. Boogie?

129: The Meatball is a Relic

124: Wayne Gretzky

112: Spelling Bee

108: I Hate People and Places

104: There Are No Letters in Our Bingo

103: Don't Give Me Any Grife

100: John Lemon

98: K'on Bragh!

95: Take a Bow

91: A Squashed Bee Gee

90: Random Tolkien Table

88: Pantheon of Muppets

82: It's Meatloaf Day!

81: The Ghost Has Spoken

72: You're Rolling Like Terrible People

68: It's Not All Horrible Childhood Memories

67: Welcome to Engineering

65: The Famous Mickey

61: Inclined To Go For The Liquor

59: We Are the World

55: There Is a Sign Here

49: We Love Our Listeners!

48: Don't Read the Creepy Old Book

46: Dang, I Wish We Were Physicists

45: The Incomparable's Ten-Foot Poll

38: Game Night: Gospel According to Short Round

33: Exits Are Unknown

32: Intangibility is a Serious Problem

28: Game Night: Dental Dam

24: Game Night: Stephen Hawking Said

21: Light Lamp

18: Harry Potter and the Odor of the Weasel

15: Vampire Or Not

13: Game Night: Golfing with Hitler

7: Game Night: Family Spats

3: Mansplained to Doom!

0.3: Tennis with Errol Flynn

0.2: Game Show II

0.1: Game Show

Sophomore Lit

71: William Carlos Williams

Magnum, podcast

41: "Ki'i's Don't Lie" (S3E3) & "Emeralds Are Not a Girl's Best Friend" (S&S S2E1)

Football is Life

13: "Do the Right-est Thing" (S2E3)

7: "Make Rebecca Great Again" Rewatch (S1E7)

3: "Trent Crimm: The Independent" Rewatch (S1E3)