Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
487 Panic! at the Ritual
The party crashers rush to rob rich ritualists with stirring music, washroom destruction, a chicken under each arm, and the power of Valeria’s moon-eyed devotion to a very special lady-orc in the thrilling conclusion of our adventure!
Previous Episodes
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January 28, 2025 Party Crashers, Part 3
486 Courtship via Owlbear
Social norms take as much of a beating as a vicious owlbear, as the party moves from performative combat to gastrointestinal distress (also performative) in a bid to infiltrate offices and…get out their jerky while not sitting in pies.
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January 21, 2025 Party Crashers, Part 2
485 Pan Flute Gorn Fight
The team preps for both a stirring performance and a profitable heist, but intra-team conflict and a caged beast stand in their way.
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January 14, 2025 Party Crashers, Part 1
484 Half-Orc Flirtations
A ramshackle group of thieves and ne’er-do-wells infiltrate a fancy party to pull off a daring heist but get more than they bargained for when polite society embraces ritualistic violence.
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January 7, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 4
483 A Minigolf Situation
As they complete the Reach for the Stars adventure, the party learns how to kill a piece of architecture (put it in a mini-mall) and has a conversation with a sad, greasy cultist.
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December 31, 2024 Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 3
482 I Don’t Like Experiencing Things
When this party meets a puddle of eyes and mouths, it quickly becomes nightmare monster vs nightmare monster!
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December 24, 2024 Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 2
481 The Rug Receives the Poke
K’ronng’s sword gets a name, maps are confusing, and the party smells…things.
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December 17, 2024 Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 1
480 A Bugbear in a Monocle
The Keys from the Golden Vault return, with a new addition to the group! Zanter Quickhands joins Jaee Raff, Levithia du Issigri, and K’ronng, as they break into a mansion and take a short rest in a very nice bathroom!
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December 10, 2024 Candlekeep - Sarah of Yellowcrest Manor, Part 6
479 Friendship Bracelets!
This episode wraps up Sarah of Yellowcrest Manor with these lessons: Once you reach the Big Bad, you should just set him on fire. A surprise round is one stab, one fire. And most importantly, rule number one of identity theft is “hide the body.”
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December 3, 2024 Candlekeep - Sarah of Yellowcrest Manor, Part 5
478 Sleep Without Trace
This week’s lessons: After you break into a house, you look around. Night is the optimal time for evil. Small farming towns have no commercial district. And most importantly, murder is not a complete plan.
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November 26, 2024 Candlekeep - Sarah of Yellowcrest Manor, Part 4
477 It’s Earthquake Weather
This week’s lessons: Geography is just map history. Murder holes are surprisingly expensive. If nobody’s heard of you, you’re not an A-list cult. And most importantly, the best kind of heist is when the players steal the campaign from the DM.