Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
457 Please Frickin’ Die
This vampire party isn’t over! The epic final battle remains epic as we ask questions like Do vampires poop? What is the sound of one invisible vampire missing? What is the curse of Strahd? And most importantly, Will this fight ever end?
Previous Episodes
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July 2, 2024 Dog & Pony Show VII, Part 9456 Praise the Nilbog
The final battle continues because violence is the only language the undead understand
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June 25, 2024 Dog & Pony Show VII, Part 8455 Batless in Barovia
The epic battle begins! Strahd is babygirl. Bruldish establishes the stakes. Imra is nervous (or maybe that’s just Aleen). Crucible and Elavor call some friends. Lina goes rogue. Arrigal is a little brother, and Vasilka can do better.
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June 18, 2024 Dog & Pony Show VII, Part 7454 Fern Gully Bat
The Dog & Pony crew finally enter the catacombs for a flap and map. The vibes are bad. Real bad.
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June 11, 2024 Dog & Pony Show VII, Part 6453 Heart! Heart! Heart!
The Dog & Pony crew faces the monster under the bed, considers a move to Ravenloft Heights Condos, contemplates vampire theology, and breaks some heart. Of course, once again, they gotta go up to get down.
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June 4, 2024 Dog & Pony Show VII, Part 5452 A Mouthful of Vampire Juice
It’s just some axes, messin’ around and vampires named Oliver, Poison, Malachi, Renée, and Gerald and Johnny Darkness. See you next time, Renée!
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May 28, 2024 Dog & Pony Show VII, Part 4451 OSHA the Spider Hag
The party grapples with questions like “How would a spider stand on eight different office chairs?,” “Will the treasure be a gilded bed-flipper or a three-pack of magic axes?,” and “Are owls birds?” (DM Tony would like to emphasize that they ARE.) One thing that’s certain: Arrigal is the MVNPC.
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May 21, 2024 Dog & Pony Show VII, Part 3450 Many Pieces of Furniture Died Here
In the course of mapping the Larders of Ill Omen, the team encounters a Crucible crucible, a spooky office, the ruined corpses of cots, and so many tears. But it starts with a hug.
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May 14, 2024 Dog & Pony Show VII, Part 2449 Sparkling Despair
Lina du Lina is a sommelier who stores her emotions in her swords, and Elavor pleads the fifth acorn. Meanwhile, the crew traverses a misty hallway toward a wine cellar where Bruldish has a couple of axe-idents.
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May 7, 2024 Dog & Pony Show VII, Part 1448 An Octopus Riding a Sabertooth Tiger
The Dog & Pony crew is back! Bruldish, Crucible, Elavor, Imra, Lina, and the whole menagerie kick off the season with a drawbridge that’s just a bridge, a really charming rat, some sweeping in the dark, and a real mist opportunity.
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April 30, 2024 Candlekeep - The Price of Beauty, Part 7447 A Showoff Assassin
In the final episode of The Price of Beauty, the adventurers take the battle to the hags…when they aren’t repeatedly pulling Townley from the abyss.