Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
565 Insert Shard Here
In this episode, a nice ghost helps out, we learn the origin of the shard, and the party sleeps with the dead.
Previous Episodes
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July 28, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Shard of the Accursed, Part 3564 Flashback: Stairs
In this episode, after Plan A for breaking the curse didn’t work as expected, the party scrambles for a Plan B. Plan B almost gets them killed.
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July 21, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Shard of the Accursed, Part 2
563 This Flashback is Cancelled
In this episode, K’ronng has a cunning plan, J’osh spots the goal before anyone else, Jaee looks like a guard (but taller), Teebee does invisible parkour, and Tink twirls and sprays blood.
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July 14, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Shard of the Accursed, Part 1
562 This Mouse Is Spotless
In this new adventure, the Keys need to perform a reverse heist! Along the way they meet an adorable playwright and a couple of improv goblins who keep slapping each other like two nine-year-olds in the back of a station wagon.
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July 7, 2026 Dragon Heist I, Part 7561 Floon the Coop
This season finale features a good plan, a janky blankie, a lot of running, and some Gunk in the mix.
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June 30, 2026 Dragon Heist I, Part 6
560 Sewer Gazpacho
This episode features a split-level dungeon, the most aggressive delivery service ever, and a mid-size ruckus.
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June 23, 2026 Dragon Heist I, Part 5
559 Got Gunk?
This episode features a hole stuffed with pants, a potato-shaped puddle, and a greasy brain. What could go wrong?
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June 16, 2026 Dragon Heist I, Part 4
558 This Is Exactly How We Planned It
This episode, cobbled together from two recording sessions, features a chaotic escape, a police raid, a trip to the local sewer, and a food delivery gone wrong.
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June 9, 2026 Dragon Heist I, Part 3
557 Fellow Enthusiasts of Crime
This episode features a lot of colon sass, a chance of tetanus, ding dong ditch, some sneaking around, many distractions, and so much gambling.
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June 2, 2026 Dragon Heist I, Part 2
556 And What of Floon?
This episode features a job offer from a bearded fop, party introductions, a search for a missing person, a second bar, more beards, some purple shopping, and a midnight stroll.
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May 26, 2026 Dragon Heist I, Part 1
555 Lettuce Hop into This Campaign
We’re starting a new, longer campaign. Here are your dramatis personae for Dragon Heist:
- Aleen Simms as Zaratha Dreamstrike, the Orc monk - A reformed bully who went to monk school
- Dan Moren as Squeak, the Rock Gnome warlock - A wannabe chef who overclocked a grill
- Erika Ensign as Starah Jhasmine, the Halfling bard - A star reporter who also knows music
- Steve Lutz as Bun Bun the Barhareian, the Harengon barbarian - A bunnyman with no echo, but lots of puns
- Tiff Arment as Yikes, the Harengon rogue - An antlered bunny who collects … teeth?
But they’re not really necessary because Tony is gonna run the campaign for himself.
If you’re an Incomparable member, check your First Class feed for the members-only session 0 where everyone planned their characters … sort of.