Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
499 Math Is Fun When You’re Not a Werewolf
In this final episode of The Lore of Lurue, Lovyn wants to leave, Naiasa hides under a corpse, Hermioneigh is like a really great dance troupe, Frittat’ha gets back on the horse, and Lonewalker hesitates to touch the book. Tony is a generous dungeon master, and anyone who suggests otherwise is a bad person.
Oh, and listener secret_gaygent SAVES THE DAY.
Previous Episodes
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April 22, 2025 Candlekeep - Lore of Lurue, Part 5498 Restore Bookness to the Book
In this episode, Lovyn scampers out of the rage zone, Frittat’ha is finally tanking, Lonewalker does a little deelybob, Naiasa has secret agent vibes, and Hermioneigh shoves a berry in someone’s mouth. Oh, and Tony doesn’t want to call the wargs by name.
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April 15, 2025 Candlekeep - Lore of Lurue, Part 4
497 Kreeeee! (Blood)
In this episode, Naiasa does some John Woo action film moves, Hermioneigh makes a carbon copy of herself, Lonewalker approaches the grick, Frittat’ha is careful not to set her friends on fire, and Lovyn wants to know if there are still cupcakes. Oh, and Tony makes bird noises.
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April 8, 2025 Candlekeep - Lore of Lurue, Part 3
496 A Disturbance in the Elk
In this episode, Lovyn gets his face ate; Naiasa makes poor life choices that are tactically unsound across a range of dimensions; Fritatt’ha bellows into a beak; Hermioneigh struggles to hit; and Lonewalker loses his elk. Oh, and Tony doesn’t know cupcakes.
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April 1, 2025 Candlekeep - Lore of Lurue, Part 2
495 Technicolor Owl
In this episode, Frittat’ha is still looking for her brother; Lonewalker chats with a tree; Hermioneigh doesn’t need a whole body’s worth of blood; Naiasa knocks on a suspicious door; and Lovyn looks down a suspicious well. Oh, and Tony doesn’t know trees.
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March 25, 2025 Candlekeep - Lore of Lurue, Part 1
494 A Heap of Drunken Satyrs
In the first episode of a new Candlekeep adventure, Naiasa is down to party; Hermioneigh whips it good; Lovyn does some stylish stabbing; Lonewalker tries to walk alone; and Frittath’a just wants to eat out of a tree stump. Oh, and Tony did not bring enough berzerkers.
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March 18, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 6493 Prison Paperwork Adventures
The party wraps up their prison adventure, and it’s the moment of truth - do they get out with subtlety, leaving no trace? Or do they leave chaos in their wake? You might be surprised! (Or you might not!)
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March 11, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 5
492 Side Quest 2
Is there an escape room in this prison? No. Does it practice good cable management? Also no.
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March 4, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 4
491 No Dungeon, No Dragon
Is this prison a dungeon? Is the party here to make friends? Did anyone bring a spare corpse? The answer to all of these is “no.”
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February 25, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 3
490 Mop Glory
When is a mop not a mop? When our adventurers go undercover and arrive at the prison. It’s big! And cold!
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February 18, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 2
489 Just K’en
The heist planning continues, and our adventurers take on alternate identities! Meet Anders K’aaruuts, Stanley Wilmon, Lexi Shrapnel, Diogenes Mainframe, and of course, K’en.