Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
572 Free Broom!
It’s the thrilling conclusion to Heart of Ashes! K’ronng does his signature move - a Muppet Sword attack. Levithia marks an enemy as both prey and quarry. Tink invites a charming friend to hang out. Cherish smites divinely. Jaee walks through a bed.
We’re taking next week off to prepare for SHOCKTOBER!
Previous Episodes
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September 15, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Heart of Ashes, Part 5571 If Clippy Was a Sword
Jaee decides whether she should stay or she should go. K’ronng leaves the murder corner. Levithia is convinced by a rope. Tink gets giggly-excited by danger. Cherish smashes a Ding Dong.
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September 8, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Heart of Ashes, Part 4
570 Some of My Favorite Ideas Are Bad Ideas
Tink carries a rope. Cherish misty steps. K’ronng stabs a cloud. Jaee(’s player) reads her character sheet. Levithia punches the air.
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September 1, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Heart of Ashes, Part 3
569 You Are Now Free to Move Around the Castle
Jaee jigged when she should have jagged. Tink(’s player) has so many questions. K’ronng reaches out to the porch. Levithia is menaced by a monster. Cherish is livin’ glaive life.
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August 25, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Heart of Ashes, Part 2
568 The Abyss Ate My Homework
Tink Talks to a fire. Levithia is a clumsy climber. Cherish is surprisingly sneaky. K’ronng is unsurprisingly sneaky. Jaee gets everyone in trouble.
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August 18, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Heart of Ashes, Part 1
567 It’s Gonna Smell Like Wet Dog
A new adventure begins, and we learn that it’s not always a good idea to bring a dog to a heist.
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August 11, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Shard of the Accursed, Part 5
566 My Conscience Is Now Clear
In this conclusion to Shard of the Accursed, the party makes a lot of noise, one character gets possessed, and several players read their character sheets.
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August 4, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Shard of the Accursed, Part 4
565 Insert Shard Here
In this episode, a nice ghost helps out, we learn the origin of the shard, and the party sleeps with the dead.
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July 28, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Shard of the Accursed, Part 3
564 Flashback: Stairs
In this episode, after Plan A for breaking the curse didn’t work as expected, the party scrambles for a Plan B. Plan B almost gets them killed.
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July 21, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Shard of the Accursed, Part 2
563 This Flashback is Cancelled
In this episode, K’ronng has a cunning plan, J’osh spots the goal before anyone else, Jaee looks like a guard (but taller), Teebee does invisible parkour, and Tink twirls and sprays blood.
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July 14, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Shard of the Accursed, Part 1
562 This Mouse Is Spotless
In this new adventure, the Keys need to perform a reverse heist! Along the way they meet an adorable playwright and a couple of improv goblins who keep slapping each other like two nine-year-olds in the back of a station wagon.