Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
556 And What of Floon?
This episode features a job offer from a bearded fop, party introductions, a search for a missing person, a second bar, more beards, some purple shopping, and a midnight stroll.
Previous Episodes
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May 26, 2026 Dragon Heist I, Part 1555 Lettuce Hop into This Campaign
We’re starting a new, longer campaign. Here are your dramatis personae for Dragon Heist:
- Aleen Simms as Zaratha Dreamstrike, the Orc monk - A reformed bully who went to monk school
- Dan Moren as Squeak, the Rock Gnome warlock - A wannabe chef who overclocked a grill
- Erika Ensign as Starah Jhasmine, the Halfling bard - A star reporter who also knows music
- Steve Lutz as Bun Bun the Barhareian, the Harengon barbarian - A bunnyman with no echo, but lots of puns
- Tiff Arment as Yikes, the Harengon rogue - An antlered bunny who collects … teeth?
But they’re not really necessary because Tony is gonna run the campaign for himself.
If you’re an Incomparable member, check your First Class feed for the members-only session 0 where everyone planned their characters … sort of.
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May 19, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Vidorant’s Vault, Part 5554 The Worst Mime Performance Ever
In this episode… J’osh makes a guard blush. K’ronng is not standing in front of a door as he opens it - are you crazy? Jaee takes a lookout position. Tink Her Bell perceives some more. And Tony doesn’t trust statues and thinks you shouldn’t either.
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May 12, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Vidorant’s Vault, Part 4
553 The Prisoner or the Snake
In this episode… Jaee tries to be commanding. J’osh is a lover, not a fighter. K’ronng hides under things. Tink Her Bell is besties with Blueberry. And Tony is really good at Dungeons & Dragons.
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May 5, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Vidorant’s Vault, Part 3
552 Double-Entry Morality
In this episode… Jaee makes some fashion contacts. J’osh plays a boy toy. K’ronng picks a lock, at range. Tink Her Bell takes great advantage of flight. And Tony is just a guy who phrases things.
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April 28, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Vidorant’s Vault, Part 2
551 Classic Duck Bar
In this episode… Jaee gets mission-drunk. K’ronng wears a security-guard hat. J’osh is capable of causing a distraction. Tink Her Bell does a drone-style flyby. And Tony does less berating.
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April 21, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Vidorant’s Vault, Part 1
550 We Have to Parent Trap Them
The Keys are sent on another mission - this time for a heist in the Big City! The planning is … chaotic.
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April 14, 2026 Candlekeep - The Canopic Being, Part 7549 To Kill a Mummy Lord
In this thrilling conclusion, someone unexpected pays a visit to the final battle, someone expected performs a ritual, and (almost) everyone gets nicknames.
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April 7, 2026 Candlekeep - The Canopic Being, Part 6
548 Go For the Eyes
The battle with the Mummy Lord begins! Will the adventurers prevail? Or will the eyes have it?
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March 31, 2026 Candlekeep - The Canopic Being, Part 5
547 We Stop for Robbery
The party fights another hard battle, locates another organ, and gets some answers from an unexpected source.
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March 24, 2026 Candlekeep - The Canopic Being, Part 4
546 Rich Tapestry of Scar Tissue
Excellent role play including medical exams, impromptu nakedness, soothing music, and door-knocking meant the entire party gained inspiration! Tony didn’t award it until after the recording was over, but it did happen!