Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
546 Rich Tapestry of Scar Tissue
Excellent role play including medical exams, impromptu nakedness, soothing music, and door-knocking meant the entire party gained inspiration! Tony didn’t award it until after the recording was over, but it did happen!
Previous Episodes
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March 17, 2026 Candlekeep - The Canopic Being, Part 3545 A Little Light Autopsying
Only the worst battles are followed by an autopsy.
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March 10, 2026 Candlekeep - The Canopic Being, Part 2
544 Pinky of Death
The adventurers visit a demi-plane that’s mostly eyes and corridors.
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March 3, 2026 Candlekeep - The Canopic Being, Part 1
543 Frtlbrtl
Another adventure begins at Candlekeep Library. As usual, that means a weird book and a lot of meatball subs! And once again, the party is in a book - but not like usual.
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February 24, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Axe from the Grave, Part 4542 Love a Dumb Plan
In one of the more thrilling conclusions of a TPK adventure, Tony can’t tell if the players are being helpful or making fun of him. But that’s only fair because Tony’s gonna make fun of them for anything they do.
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February 17, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Axe from the Grave, Part 3
541 Party on the Roof
When all four adventurers reunite on the roof, that’s when the party really starts buzzin’!
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February 10, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Axe from the Grave, Part 2
540 Hat Status
This episode is either recon or snack-eating, depending on the adventurer.
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February 3, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Axe from the Grave, Part 1
539 A Tankard Full of Hay
In this new adventure, the Keys are sent to the country to investigate zombie activity. They meet an important cow. Also a zombie. (But not a zombie cow.)
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January 27, 2026 The Slaying Stone, Part 8538 The True Monster, James Thomson
In this thrilling conclusion, the final battle takes a turn that (almost) no one was expecting! Someone’s gonna need some therapy.
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January 20, 2026 The Slaying Stone, Part 7
537 I Don’t Know if You Can Smell Orphans
On the hunt for a dragon, the adventurers take a bath, use creative magic to traverse a tunnel, and bring back a rare TPK favourite: an intra-party insight check!
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January 13, 2026 The Slaying Stone, Part 6
536 She Sells Silvered Short Swords by the Seashore
This action-packed episode involves one of the hardest things to do in a city without a good public transit system: get across town.