Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
539 A Tankard Full of Hay
In this new adventure, the Keys are sent to the country to investigate zombie activity. They meet an important cow. Also a zombie. (But not a zombie cow.)
Previous Episodes
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January 27, 2026 The Slaying Stone, Part 8538 The True Monster, James Thomson
In this thrilling conclusion, the final battle takes a turn that (almost) no one was expecting! Someone’s gonna need some therapy.
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January 20, 2026 The Slaying Stone, Part 7
537 I Don’t Know if You Can Smell Orphans
On the hunt for a dragon, the adventurers take a bath, use creative magic to traverse a tunnel, and bring back a rare TPK favourite: an intra-party insight check!
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January 13, 2026 The Slaying Stone, Part 6
536 She Sells Silvered Short Swords by the Seashore
This action-packed episode involves one of the hardest things to do in a city without a good public transit system: get across town.
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January 6, 2026 The Slaying Stone, Part 5
535 Orc Chart
The party is now level 3. Will that suddenly make them competent enough to find the slaying stone? Or track a dragon? Ok, maybe not, but they do have some new spells and abilities.
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December 30, 2025 The Slaying Stone, Part 4
534 You Can’t Spell Ration Without Rat
Our adventurers deal with several goblins (and someone who is totally not a goblin) as their search takes them to the library.
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December 23, 2025 The Slaying Stone, Part 3
533 One of Those Rats Is a Wizard
A paladin learns a valuable lesson about picking things up. Nearly everyone learns a valuable lesson about playing air-guitar.
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December 16, 2025 The Slaying Stone, Part 2
532 What Are We Inspecting?
A broken bridge and a buncha wolves, what could go wrong? Many things, apparently.
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December 9, 2025 The Slaying Stone, Part 1
531 Nothing Bad Happens to Polar Bears
A crew of adventurers (some new, some old friends) gathers to do some academic research! And then hit the road toward the actual adventure.
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December 2, 2025 Candlekeep - The Curious Tale of Wisteria Vale, Part 5530 The Most Beautiful Owl in the Room at the Moment
In the thrilling conclusion to our 8-bit adventure, our heroes stab someone to cure him, face off against a beholder, and try to find their way out of a multi-layered, increasingly silly, pixel-based prison!
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November 25, 2025 Candlekeep - The Curious Tale of Wisteria Vale, Part 4
529 You Obviously Love Owls
Plummeting frogs, chaff owls, and seducin’ medusas - oh my! The party fights and reunites as their path through pixelated perdition continues!