The Incomparable

576 Next Time Everybody Roll Cows

Shocktober 2026 comes to a close with the finale to “Tag O’Keene’s Final Rest.” In order to lay Tag to rest, the party will need to fight a Minotaur with a bull.

575 Bat Drone Show

Some nights it’s just so hard to find a good place to bury a body. Especially when the body owes someone money.

574 A Compromise Between Safe and Quick

Shocktober continues with a dead hug, mushy terrain, and the logistics of generosity.

573 An Honest-to-Goodness Adventure Hook

Schocktober is back! (chain-rattle — bats bats bats bats — wolf howl) A group of adventurers undertake a quest to bury a body. How hard can it be?

572 Free Broom!

It’s the thrilling conclusion to Heart of Ashes! K’ronng does his signature move - a Muppet Sword attack. Levithia marks an enemy as both prey and quarry. Tink invites a charming friend to hang out. Cherish smites divinely. Jaee walks through a bed.

We’re taking next week off to prepare for SHOCKTOBER!

571 If Clippy Was a Sword

Jaee decides whether she should stay or she should go. K’ronng leaves the murder corner. Levithia is convinced by a rope. Tink gets giggly-excited by danger. Cherish smashes a Ding Dong.

570 Some of My Favorite Ideas Are Bad Ideas

Tink carries a rope. Cherish misty steps. K’ronng stabs a cloud. Jaee(’s player) reads her character sheet. Levithia punches the air.

569 You Are Now Free to Move Around the Castle

Jaee jigged when she should have jagged. Tink(’s player) has so many questions. K’ronng reaches out to the porch. Levithia is menaced by a monster. Cherish is livin’ glaive life.

568 The Abyss Ate My Homework

Tink Talks to a fire. Levithia is a clumsy climber. Cherish is surprisingly sneaky. K’ronng is unsurprisingly sneaky. Jaee gets everyone in trouble.

567 It’s Gonna Smell Like Wet Dog

A new adventure begins, and we learn that it’s not always a good idea to bring a dog to a heist.