Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
505 Dinosaur-based Reconnaissance
The party creates an effective murder tunnel and makes use of drone technology.
Previous Episodes
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June 3, 2025 Uni and the Hunt for the Last Horn, Part 2
504 Toadl Party Kill
The party finishes off a battle, goes through a portal, and meets a dog who’s good at charades.
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May 27, 2025 Uni and the Hunt for the Last Horn, Part 1
503 Time for Toads
We kick off a new short adventure with Mikah Sargent in the DM chair! He challenges the party (Eunomia Helldew, Valeria Shatterbone, Bibimbap Sauerbraten, Sheila Sheila Bobeila Banana Fana Fofeila, and Priscilla) to locate a Unicorn. But it can’t be as simple as that, can it? (No. Of course it can’t.)
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May 20, 2025 Candlekeep - Kandlekeep Dekonstruktion, Part 3
502 Cultists Are Not Made of Robot
Time is ticking away, and our heroes don’t have much time to save Candlekeep from certain destruktion by … rocket ship tower? Will they make it?
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May 13, 2025 Candlekeep - Kandlekeep Dekonstruktion, Part 2
501 Throwing Good Hit Points After Bad
More than a year later, our players (virtually) come together again to try to save Candlekeep Library!
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May 6, 2025 Candlekeep - Kandlekeep Dekonstruktion, Part 1
500 Alpaca Macadamia Nuts
To celebrate our 500th episode, we bring you the only TPK recorded entirely in person! It’s an extra-long session recorded around a table, complete with the sounds of dice rolling, soda-pop cans opening, and chairs scraping the floor as people move around. The only way to feel more like you’re there is to watch the 360° version on a VR headset!
This episode kicks off another Candlekeep mystery in which N’iss, Naiasa, Valenthe, Merdri, and Quewaris investigate a trembling tower.
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April 29, 2025 Candlekeep - Lore of Lurue, Part 6
499 Math Is Fun When You’re Not a Werewolf
In this final episode of The Lore of Lurue, Lovyn wants to leave, Naiasa hides under a corpse, Hermioneigh is like a really great dance troupe, Frittat’ha gets back on the horse, and Lonewalker hesitates to touch the book. Tony is a generous dungeon master, and anyone who suggests otherwise is a bad person.
Oh, and listener secret_gaygent SAVES THE DAY.
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April 22, 2025 Candlekeep - Lore of Lurue, Part 5
498 Restore Bookness to the Book
In this episode, Lovyn scampers out of the rage zone, Frittat’ha is finally tanking, Lonewalker does a little deelybob, Naiasa has secret agent vibes, and Hermioneigh shoves a berry in someone’s mouth. Oh, and Tony doesn’t want to call the wargs by name.
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April 15, 2025 Candlekeep - Lore of Lurue, Part 4
497 Kreeeee! (Blood)
In this episode, Naiasa does some John Woo action film moves, Hermioneigh makes a carbon copy of herself, Lonewalker approaches the grick, Frittat’ha is careful not to set her friends on fire, and Lovyn wants to know if there are still cupcakes. Oh, and Tony makes bird noises.
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April 8, 2025 Candlekeep - Lore of Lurue, Part 3
496 A Disturbance in the Elk
In this episode, Lovyn gets his face ate; Naiasa makes poor life choices that are tactically unsound across a range of dimensions; Fritatt’ha bellows into a beak; Hermioneigh struggles to hit; and Lonewalker loses his elk. Oh, and Tony doesn’t know cupcakes.
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April 1, 2025 Candlekeep - Lore of Lurue, Part 2
495 Technicolor Owl
In this episode, Frittat’ha is still looking for her brother; Lonewalker chats with a tree; Hermioneigh doesn’t need a whole body’s worth of blood; Naiasa knocks on a suspicious door; and Lovyn looks down a suspicious well. Oh, and Tony doesn’t know trees.