Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
528 Elk, Yassified
A pitched battle with forest-dwelling medusas, a rock gnome smitten with said medusas, and giant angry birds harassing our heroes as they plummet to certain death are mere morsels of excitement in this installment of our adventurers’ saga inside a painting inside a book inside a house? Confusing? Yes!
Previous Episodes
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November 11, 2025 Candlekeep - The Curious Tale of Wisteria Vale, Part 2527 B for Beholder
Our heroes move onward in a land of pixels and paintings as they wrestle with a split party, getting deep, real deep, into a book and a forest full of foes at fractious frame rates!
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November 4, 2025 Candlekeep - The Curious Tale of Wisteria Vale, Part 1
526 It’s Not Larceny, It’s Financial Planning
Things take a turn toward the 8-bit in a new saga for our adventurers, who are tasked with travelling inside a book to…do some murdering? Join them as they venture into a town where everyone answers to “NPC”, the aesthetic leans toward “blocky”, and everyone loves mead!
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October 28, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Masterpiece Imbroglio, Part 3525 A Decline of Heist Elegance
Will the team steal a magic painting and get away scott free with zero consequences to return to accolades and riches? Not without generous dollops of magic, violence, and a grab bag of foes in our thrilling conclusion!
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October 21, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Masterpiece Imbroglio, Part 2
524 You Know Thieves, They Like to Steal
Style and subterfuge intermingle as our heroes sweet-talk a gang of thieves into letting them infiltrate their headquarters and abscond with a painting that may or may not have magical properties.
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October 14, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Masterpiece Imbroglio, Part 1
523 Nice Day for a Goth Wedding
It’s a new adventure for our ragtag heroes as they use their powers of persuasion and keen fashion sense to butter up a vain gang of thieves to get a hold of a very special painting.
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October 7, 2025 Candlekeep - Zikran’s Zephyrean Tome, Part 7
522 A Fluid Situation
The adventure concludes with friendly fire, double-grapples, and a whole lotta rules. Then we close the book on the whole thing.
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September 30, 2025 Candlekeep - Zikran’s Zephyrean Tome, Part 6
521 Third Eye’s Blind
This episode’s highlights are wet stairs and a bad plan.
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September 23, 2025 Candlekeep - Zikran’s Zephyrean Tome, Part 5
520 Sad Ghost Seduction
Classic TTRPG tropes covered in this episode: a player trying to seduce an NPC, players fixating on one random room, and players wanting to use their skills for intra-party nonsense instead of getting things done.
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September 16, 2025 Candlekeep - Zikran’s Zephyrean Tome, Part 4
519 Turtle Dome
It’s so annoying when someone knocks on your door in the middle of the night.
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September 9, 2025 Candlekeep - Zikran’s Zephyrean Tome, Part 3
518 Infinite Supply of Crab Juice
This episode has less chaos, but more dragon.