The traveling sisterhood of the stillsuit pants.
November 23, 2021 • 1 hour, 37 minutes • Dune (2021) • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
337
Defober
She has resorted to drinking chardonnay that comes in a clear bottle.
Freaky (2020)
October 31, 2021 • 1 hour, 13 minutes • Freaky • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
336
Your Finest Sport Is the Elimination of Crime
You don’t go to live at an orphanage if you have a motorcycle.
October 26, 2021 • 1 hour, 28 minutes • The Lego Batman Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
335
Co-Admirals
Ten pounds of work day in a five-pound work day sack.
October 4, 2021 • 1 hour, 13 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
334
This Isn’t Your Daddy’s Suicide Squad
Several felonies stacked on top of each other in a trench coat.
September 19, 2021 • 1 hour, 32 minutes • The Suicide Squad • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
333
On to the Next Breakfast Sandwich
You go to the box office with the hyena that you have.
September 11, 2021 • 1 hour, 34 minutes • Birds of Prey • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
332
Mouthful of Steak
An era of Red Bull and caffeine.
September 5, 2021 • 1 hour, 18 minutes • Suicide Squad • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
331
No Uncles, No Daddies
By your powers combined, I am Dr Pepper.
August 9, 2021 • 1 hour • Hot Rod • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
330
Playing With Your Lighthouse
An hour and forty-six minutes of art.
August 3, 2021 • 1 hour, 15 minutes • The Lighthouse • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
329
Fear and Loathing in Vista Del Mar
The soda fountain in your memory palace.
July 27, 2021 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
328
I’m a Steamed Ham
Thin blue line Boner-Boys.
July 19, 2021 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • The Punisher (2004) • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
327
Coffee Talk
I’ll look like someone who had money 20 years ago.
July 6, 2021 • 1 hour, 21 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
326
A Little Bit of Future, as a Treat
Wonder Bread cotton candy.
June 29, 2021 • 57 minutes • Next • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
325
BrainX
Emperor of Frostopia.
June 15, 2021 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • Source Code • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
324
Tenet is Christopher Nolan’s Feet
Too many hats!
May 28, 2021 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • Tenet (2020) • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
323
Star Goat
Way to embryo shame.
May 17, 2021 • 1 hour, 5 minutes • Palm Springs • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
322
He Keeps His Mouth Open So Good
You have been, and always shall be, my Uma Thurman.
May 6, 2021 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • Paycheck • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
321
A Social Desserter
When pizza’s on a toast you can be sad any time.
April 21, 2021 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
320
It Looks Goof
The jumpers have the high ground.
April 6, 2021 • 1 hour, 31 minutes • Jumper • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
319
First Rule of Avatar Fight Club
I’ve got suspense, Greg. Can you milk me?
March 29, 2021 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Detective Pikachu • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
318
Muffleupagus
I cannot emphasize this enough: there is no corduroy.
March 21, 2021 • 55 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
317
Release the Schneider Cut
Always teeth and orthodontics.
March 10, 2021 • 1 hour, 16 minutes • Sonic the Hedgehog • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
316
Sideburn Tan Lines
For the refined Klingon in your life.
February 25, 2021 • 1 hour, 39 minutes • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
315
Bingo Card of the Damned
You don’t become a super-villain by going home early.
February 17, 2021 • 1 hour, 39 minutes • Sneakers • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Todd Vaziri
314
One Unit of Comedy
They should have used comedy in their comedy movie.
February 8, 2021 • 1 hour, 21 minutes • Kuffs • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
313
The Face Is the Top of the Body
The enemy of my enemy is my face’s friend.
February 1, 2021 • 1 hour, 50 minutes • Face/Off • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
312
Doing Nuclear Things With Bombs
I want to suck your music.
January 23, 2021 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • Broken Arrow • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
311
Hopefully the Fish is Happy
A lot of fighting happens.
January 14, 2021 • 1 hour, 35 minutes • Cutthroat Island • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
310
Circle Circle Dot Dot, Now You’ve Got The Excommunication Shot
The icing on top of this disgusting cake.
The movie that kicked off Carolco Pictures helps us kick off our new Carolco-inspired t-shirt!
January 4, 2021 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Street People • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
309
Defocused 2020: Hot and Rubbery
I like the idea of a chili cheese fry.
December 30, 2020 • 1 hour, 31 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
308
A Pretty Rude Tour of London
President Captain Pike.
December 23, 2020 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • National Treasure: Book of Secrets • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
307
Hang a Boston Lantern on It
While you were casting spells, I was mastering the art of the brick.
December 7, 2020 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • National Treasure • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
306
36 Is Almost 40
I don’t even know where you get brass knuckles.
November 30, 2020 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Gone in 60 Seconds • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
305
Correlation not Cageation
Two flaccid, waffling hands.
November 25, 2020 • 1 hour, 22 minutes • Con Air • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
304
A Self-Poisoning Well
I hold the movie to higher standards than the room that they’re in.
November 15, 2020 • 1 hour, 20 minutes • Alien: Covenant • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
303
Baby Steps to 270
California Coupon Day
This episode contains some cursing. It was recorded on November 05, 2020 at 8pm PST
November 6, 2020 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
302
The Rock Side of the Tracks
The computer generated issues started and stopped in Final Draft.
October 31, 2020 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Prometheus • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
301
Girthy Feta
Time and correctness are money.
October 12, 2020 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
300
A Violent Version of the Thong Song
This is porn for cops.
September 30, 2020 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • 300 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
299
Rubber Butts and McDonald’s Toys
His power is an unlimited basket of fries.
September 12, 2020 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • Batman & Robin • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
298
At Least Double Dutch
This whole court is off axis!
September 8, 2020 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Batman Forever • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
297
He’s Not Your Daddy’s Penguin
Bruce Wayne watches the news.
August 26, 2020 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • Batman Returns • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
296
An A to Bat to C Story
I liked Bruce Wayne better when he was underground.
Batman (1989)
August 18, 2020 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Batman • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
295
Inverted Garbage Disposal
It feels like yesterday that I decided I didn’t care about this.
August 10, 2020 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • Alita: Battle Angel • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
294
Some of My Best Friends Are Animators
Hey, Stevie, is that about poop?
August 5, 2020 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • The Iron Giant • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
293
72 Tippy Toes
It’s not my cup of E.T.
July 30, 2020 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Super 8 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
292
Conjecture and Costumes
He probably thinks this drawing is about him.
July 26, 2020 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • Paddington 2 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
291
A Preponderance of Talking Bears
Windsor Gardens isn’t big enough for the two of them.
July 18, 2020 • 1 hour, 43 minutes • Paddington • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
290
The Defocused Six Year Anniversary Neat Stuff Award
Someone, somewhere, learned something.
July 3, 2020 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Our 6 Year Anniversary Show! • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
289
Jason Patric is Superstar
The first button is the good button.
June 30, 2020 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • Speed 2: Cruise Control • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
288
Do Not Go Quietly Into That Suck Zone
Talk about when pigs fly.
June 26, 2020 • 1 hour, 56 minutes • Twister • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
287
Distance Divided by Time
We’d be great shinglers.
June 17, 2020 • 1 hour, 25 minutes • Speed • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
286
Finger Sandwich Town
Four Boats, No Horses, Plenty of Glue.
This episode was recorded on May 20, 2020.
June 10, 2020 • 1 hour, 34 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
285
We Had to Make Our Own Rocks
Powerman 5000 meets Smash Mouth.
May 28, 2020 • 1 hour, 21 minutes • Red Planet • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
284
The Oil of the Deal
Some of my best friends are dutch angles.
May 22, 2020 • 1 hour, 43 minutes • The Saint (1997) • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
283
Tale as Old as Timecop
Uh oh! The future is here.
May 14, 2020 • 1 hour, 33 minutes • Timecop • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
282
The Most 80s Gun
Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines street justice.
May 2, 2020 • 1 hour, 30 minutes • Running Scared • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
281
Awfully Dewy
It’s not worth trash-talking kids.
April 23, 2020 • 1 hour, 22 minutes • Outland • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
280
Harrison Ford Counts to Three
That’s how last names work.
April 16, 2020 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
279
Two Horuses, an Anubis, and a Pizza Place
You cannot debate the flatness of the top.
April 6, 2020 • 1 hour, 30 minutes • Stargate • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
278
The Homer Simpson Car of Movies
The dialogue is terrible and the cuts are small.
March 29, 2020 • 1 hour, 42 minutes • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
277
Jumbo Words for Jumbo Dogs
My family is not a boiling family.
March 20, 2020 • 1 hour, 9 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
276
Feet by the Foot
Tarantino just wants to turn people into dinosaurs.
March 10, 2020 • 1 hour, 32 minutes • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
275
Don’t Go Half Hog
Low, wide angles, get a little lower.
February 26, 2020 • 1 hour, 39 minutes • Knives Out • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
274
Film vs. Digital vs. Orange Chicken
Find someone you’re on double-dipping terms with.
February 17, 2020 • 1 hour, 5 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
273
Libertarian Dumplings
We have squatters’ rights on your life.
February 14, 2020 • 1 hour, 21 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
272
They Didn’t Have Flutes Back Then
If you can’t trust Goldman Sachs who can you trust?
February 8, 2020 • 1 hour, 16 minutes • Hustlers • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
271
It’s Fine That My Life Is the Way That It Is
Don’t let the door hit you where the GI split you.
January 27, 2020 • 1 hour, 2 minutes • Dolemite Is My Name • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
270
The Floor Is Lava: The Movie
There’s not a lot of jackets in the town.
January 15, 2020 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Tremors • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
269
When God Closes a Door He Opens the Pool
She’s an undercover nun with an occasional habit.
January 3, 2020 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • Hudson Hawk • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
268
Honey, With Regard to the Child
The Hitchcock Sandwich.
December 26, 2019 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Honey, I Blew Up the Kid • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
267
We Can’t Polish the Cheerio
If it’s in a yard and huge, I’ll eat it.
December 16, 2019 • 1 hour, 40 minutes • Honey, I Shrunk the Kids • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
266
Suck Bread, Loser
The jet stream is doing some interesting stuff.
December 10, 2019 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
265
Doing Some Very Serious Mustache Work
Old Spice is the Final Destination of flowers.
November 30, 2019 • 1 hour, 13 minutes • The Man Who Knew Too Little • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
264
It Clings but It Pours
I have no objection to chewing things.
November 19, 2019 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
263
Christopher McQuarrie’s Dark Knight
You can’t save both glaciers.
November 9, 2019 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Mission: Impossible - Fallout • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
262
All Guns Are Wind Instruments
He does all of his own drownings.
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
November 5, 2019 • 1 hour, 40 minutes • Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
261
Charles Grodin’s Cousin
We know it’s an assassin because the phone said “assassin”.
October 28, 2019 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
260
There Were Sheep
My professor had a theory.
October 19, 2019 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Mission: Impossible III • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
259
There’s at Least One Dove
Spirally slow-motion spinny-ma-jig.
October 13, 2019 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Mission: Impossible II • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
258
Darker in Brightness
These roostings are making me so chicken.
October 1, 2019 • 1 hour, 45 minutes • Mission: Impossible • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
257
If Upton Sinclair Had a Leather Jacket
I went to journalism school, I know that’s past tense.
September 23, 2019 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Venom • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
256
Are You Talking About Length or Girth?
If the oats are hydrated in a forest and no one is around to see it did they really happen overnight?
September 14, 2019 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
255
Macrobiotic Handwraps
Constant illumination is the enemy of suspense.
September 2, 2019 • 1 hour, 9 minutes • A Quiet Place • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
254
The Franchise Is a Bathroom
I swear to god, Gary Busey plays someone’s cop partner in a movie.
August 25, 2019 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • The Predator • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
253
We All Live in a Predator Submarine
Predator S Maxes, or whatever.
August 15, 2019 • 1 hour, 33 minutes • Predators • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
252
The Aliens Will Continue Until Morale Improves
How is predalien babby formed?
August 8, 2019 • 1 hour, 25 minutes • Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
251
The Wrath of Cons
Not to be those people, which we always are.
August 1, 2019 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • More summer movie trailers! • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
250
She Shed She Shed By the Sheshore
I very closely associate Jason Derulo with Jason Derulo.
July 23, 2019 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Summer movie trailers! • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
249
If Mayor McCheese Was a Lizard Dog
I’ll give you stars on your bellies.
July 16, 2019 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • John Carter • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
248
I’ve Buried 14 Spider-Mens
This isn’t your daddy’s Pixar movie.
July 4, 2019 • 1 hour, 58 minutes • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
247
Get You a Car Crash That Can Do Both
This whole scene takes place between his legs.
June 30, 2019 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • Universal Soldier • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
246
Isn’t Everything a Deconstructed Crab Cake?
I’m also glad you didn’t die.
June 20, 2019 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
245
Kona Lobster
Don’t hack me, bro.
June 13, 2019 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
244
Let’s Meet God by the Books
You should be thankful that I stayed awake for this whole thing.
June 4, 2019 • 1 hour, 34 minutes • Star Trek V: The Final Frontier • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
243
The Vulcans and the Bees
Spock’s always in the last place you look.
May 24, 2019 • 1 hour, 53 minutes • Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
242
Bad People That Poop at Work
Please, The Fourth Wall is my father, call me Fourth.
May 19, 2019 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Doom • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
241
Comedy by Attrition
A couple dozen more viewings and you’re going to love it.
May 14, 2019 • 1 hour, 30 minutes • The Blues Brothers • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
240
A Soup Bowl Full of Coleslaw
$300,000 plus a restaurant bar in Arcadia.
May 3, 2019 • 1 hour, 44 minutes • Be Cool • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
239
Soderbergh, Salad, and Breadsticks
I was going Boondock Saints and you went Lion King.
April 29, 2019 • 1 hour, 34 minutes • Out of Sight • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
238
He’s Not Hard Enough to Hang
Work your way down to the feet.
April 24, 2019 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • Jackie Brown • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
237
Make Like a Diopter and Split
I’m a Millennial, reward me.
April 17, 2019 • 1 hour, 47 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
236
Moe Greene Is on a Boat
The soup isn’t the important part of the story.
April 8, 2019 • 1 hour, 38 minutes • Get Shorty • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
235
My Bed Has an App
What I refer to as ‘Hammock Mode’.
March 28, 2019 • 1 hour, 2 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
234
He Had Three Sex
I just give up and let the movie hit me in the eyes.
Die Another Day (2002)
March 23, 2019 • 2 hours, 25 minutes • Die Another Day • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
233
Now That We’re 44 Minutes In
Bad, dull, gray potato of a movie.
“The World Is Not Enough” (1999)
March 16, 2019 • 1 hour, 37 minutes • The World Is Not Enough • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
232
Tactically Unbuttoned
They met at Señor Frog’s.
March 8, 2019 • 2 hours, 3 minutes • Tomorrow Never Dies • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
231
Horny for Murder
I had a very low user number on the yo-yo forum.
February 28, 2019 • 1 hour, 40 minutes • GoldenEye • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
230
A Science Coin
It’s not escalated, it’s elevated.
February 21, 2019 • 1 hour, 47 minutes • The Shadow • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
229
Newspaper Uncle-Daddy
Do you remember the beverage ‘Milk’?
February 11, 2019 • 1 hour, 40 minutes • The Phantom • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
228
Noodle Boy
Send The Bobs Into Apple.
February 5, 2019 • 1 hour, 15 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
227
I’m Always the Droid
You don’t understand the sincerity of a hug.
January 29, 2019 • 1 hour, 39 minutes • Solo: A Star Wars Story • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
226
An Alien Microwave
What if it just turns you into bushes?
January 22, 2019 • 1 hour, 42 minutes • Annihilation • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
225
We’re Good Enough for the Gutter
The Magic Eye of Canadian Accents.
January 14, 2019 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Super Troopers 2 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
224
A Falling Tide Makes the Whole World Blind
I look like a bearded egg wearing an Edge beanie.
January 8, 2019 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
223
Spice Jesus
If you wanna be my Jesus, gotta get with my spice.
December 28, 2018 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Dune • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
222
Dude’s on First, Sweet’s on Second
James Bond would not be so gauche.
December 24, 2018 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • Dude, Where’s My Car? • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
221
The Dan Street View Podcast
I am everyone’s sports dad.
December 15, 2018 • 1 hour, 39 minutes • The Big Lebowski • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
220
The Air Ducts of Hell
Welcome to Dudecember, everybody!
December 7, 2018 • 1 hour, 18 minutes • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
219
We’re UHD Truthers
It’s more like a mortadella than bologna.
It’s Black Friday!
November 26, 2018 • 1 hour, 15 minutes • Black Friday • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
218
Human Shameapede
Save all your Loggins in 1Password.
Our first ever Film Score and Music Draft!
November 17, 2018 • 1 hour, 55 minutes • Film Score and Music Draft • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
217
I May Not Even Like The People I’m Familiar With
Craft services always comes home with me.
November 13, 2018 • 1 hour, 46 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
216
Don’t Look a Gift Meatloaf in the Horse
The physics of severed hands.
November 6, 2018 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Addams Family Values • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
215
Too Dumb to be in Poor Taste
You got a permit for a day and a dummy.
October 31, 2018 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Weekend at Bernie's • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
214
Green Aliens and Ham
A lot of growling and rubber.
October 22, 2018 • 1 hour, 45 minutes • AVP: Alien vs. Predator • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
213
Night Farmers Only Dot Com
Did I forget to mention the knife-hands?
October 15, 2018 • 1 hour, 32 minutes • Logan • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
212
The Space Jam Cinematic Universe
When you see the Abomination Room go two more doors and hang a left.
October 8, 2018 • 1 hour, 57 minutes • Alien: Resurrection • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
211
The Haptic Codpiece
This isn’t Jesus’ pen.
September 30, 2018 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Ready Player One • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
210
Oh No! My Eyeballs!
Where wouldn’t you sew a dead cat?
September 24, 2018 • 1 hour, 55 minutes • Minority Report • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
209
E.T., Self Own
Home is where the heart glows.
September 19, 2018 • 1 hour, 2 minutes • E.T. the Extra Terrestrial • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
208
Chief Jaws, Head of Police
I burned myself making flan.
September 10, 2018 • 1 hour, 16 minutes • Jaws • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
207
This Is the Inception Top
Really, it’s about the friends we made along the way.
August 31, 2018 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Flight • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
206
The Oakleys of Cinematography
We had bad taste long after 2004.
August 22, 2018 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Man on Fire • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
205
Peanut Butter Is Not a Liquid
This movie is not called Coincidence Day.
August 15, 2018 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Training Day • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
204
As You Know, That’s Crush Depth
At your worst you should always be your best.
August 6, 2018 • 1 hour, 16 minutes • Crimson Tide • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
203
Bone-ar
This made Jurassic Park 2 look like Jurassic Park 1.
July 29, 2018 • 1 hour, 52 minutes • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
202
Pee Rex Machina
It’s like why I won’t mount a TV to a wall.
July 20, 2018 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • Jurassic Park III • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
201
Whatever The Script God Says
Mistakes Were Made: The Lost World Story
July 13, 2018 • 1 hour, 41 minutes • The Lost World: Jurassic Park • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
200
They May Have Spared a Few Expenses
Flashlights are the downfall of this movie.
July 6, 2018 • 1 hour, 16 minutes • Jurassic Park • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
199
I Sit in Joedgement
My day job is your workout.
June 28, 2018 • 58 minutes • The Big Short • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
198
A Very Practical Beef
There are no other terminators in this terminator factory.
Terminator Salvation (2009)
June 21, 2018 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Terminator Salvation • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
197
You Dirty Art-Protectors
Tetragrammaturnsout.
Equilibrium (2002)
June 15, 2018 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • Equilibrium • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
196
Murder Is Not Good
I still don’t know what this movie is saying.
American Psycho (2000)
June 6, 2018 • 1 hour, 21 minutes • American Psycho • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
195
Press ‘C’ to Pray to Eywa
The teeth are the doorway to the soul.
Avatar (2009)
May 29, 2018 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Avatar • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
194
The Idea of String
When Does Mr. Chaos Close?
May 22, 2018 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • No movie. • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
193
Four Prominent Trucks
This movie is all about melting pots.
May 11, 2018 • 1 hour, 45 minutes • Terminator 2: Judgment Day • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
192
Grow a Meat-Sleeve
Be the naked guy you want to see at Griffith Observatory.
May 6, 2018 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • The Terminator • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
191
This is Why I Break Pools
This is a movie where you don’t need a reason for anything.
April 28, 2018 • 1 hour, 30 minutes • Bad Boys II • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
190
The Arbiter of Florida
Technically, every photo is a photo of a light leak.
Bad Boys (1995)
April 22, 2018 • 1 hour, 31 minutes • Bad Boys (1995) • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
189
He Drank Dick Wolf’s Milkshake
The Steel Behind the Steele.
No movie.
April 11, 2018 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
188
A Sunset From Every Angle
I checked and it’s true, based on Jason Snell’s Wikipedia page.
April 7, 2018 • 1 hour, 48 minutes • Back to the Future Part III • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
187
The Three Laws of Jack Sparrow
A lot of incapacitated Jennifer.
With Special Guest Seth Worley.
March 27, 2018 • 1 hour, 22 minutes • Back to the Future Part II • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
186
Directionally Confused by the Title
You know about the refrigerator.
We’re joined, once again, by Special Guest Seth Worley.
March 20, 2018 • 1 hour, 33 minutes • Back to the Future • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
185
A Homemade Salsa
The Drew Barryminimum.
‘Donnie Darko’ (2001)
March 10, 2018 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Donnie Darko • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
184
That’s How the Animal Crackers Crumble
I speak movie language.
February 22, 2018 • 1 hour, 20 minutes • Zodiac • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
183
Resting Sad Face
Happy Gyllenbruary!
February 15, 2018 • 1 hour, 2 minutes • Nightcrawler • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
182
It’s Fun You Can Take to the Bank
Psychotic drug dealers are people too.
February 6, 2018 • 1 hour, 32 minutes • 22 Jump Street • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
181
A Peeled Grape
A Good Bad Drug, a Bad Bad Drug, or a Drug You Kinda Like
January 29, 2018 • 1 hour, 33 minutes • 21 Jump Street • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
180
Channing Tatum Tots
NASCAR theft is not a victimless crime.
January 22, 2018 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Logan Lucky • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
179
Your Bougie Flesh Burger
My sidekick doesn’t defecate.
With special guest Mikah Sargent.
January 16, 2018 • 1 hour, 30 minutes • Kingsman: The Golden Circle • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Mikah Sargent
178
Post Beignet Drip
The high points of the holiday are mostly the alcohol.
No movie this week.
January 5, 2018 • 1 hour, 5 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
177
Last Christmas They Shocked My Balls
Have you seen a woman that looks like these 30 pixels?
December 27, 2017 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
176
The Dumbest Ticking Clock
Kids explode the darnedest things.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
December 18, 2017 • 1 hour, 56 minutes • Star Wars: The Last Jedi • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
175
They Can’t All Be Winners
You couldn’t pick a worse person to be around children.
December 15, 2017 • 1 hour, 16 minutes • Bad Santa • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
174
Eight Wrongs Make a Right
I don’t want to say “problematic” because I say it too much.
December 10, 2017 • 1 hour, 9 minutes • Trading Places • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
173
Casual Murder
There are easier ways to kill a dog.
November 30, 2017 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Gremlins • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
172
Little Tortilla of Misery
Whales are whales.
November 28, 2017 • 52 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
171
Professional Annotators
The jowly bits jingle around.
November 21, 2017 • 1 hour, 9 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
170
Fresh Prince of the Galaxy
It’s marbles all the way down.
November 16, 2017 • 1 hour, 58 minutes • Men in Black • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
169
Shall We Talk About Magnets
If anything, the fall would have been fatal.
November 5, 2017 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Wild Wild West • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
168
Super Hashtag Movie Magic
Peak Deakins. Shutup Jared Leto.
‘Blade Runner 2049’
October 28, 2017 • 2 hours, 15 minutes • Blade Runner 2049 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
167
Make Lead and Chew Bubble Gum
This movie is a Nothing Burger.
October 24, 2017 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • Alien 3 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
166
Seven Jumps in Our Own Head Canon
Heavy on atmosphere.
October 15, 2017 • 1 hour, 38 minutes • Blade Runner • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
165
Onions in Your Undies
Grumpy about technology.
No movie for this episode.
September 29, 2017 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
164
A Hierarchy of Smiths
It’s a let down.
September 17, 2017 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • The Matrix Revolutions • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
163
I Am the “How Is Babby Formed” of Car Maintenance
Stick my head up The Matrix’s butt.
September 4, 2017 • 2 hours, 1 minute • The Matrix Reloaded • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
162
Disk Not Properly Ejected
A robot shrimp in your belly button.
August 27, 2017 • 1 hour, 46 minutes • The Matrix • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
161
Let Go and Let To-Do
The weirdest, worst episode we’ve ever done.
August 19, 2017 • 43 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
160
My Ohio Inquiry
You gotta remember your lifetime card.
August 11, 2017 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
159
I am No One’s Father, Papa, or Daddy
You wanted the Defocused experience.
Special Guest Mikah Sargent!
August 4, 2017 • 1 hour, 40 minutes • Kingsman: The Secret Service • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Mikah Sargent
158
Every Day is a Winding Refn
There’s squish and there’s also crunch.
The return of Special Guest Merlin Mann!
July 28, 2017 • 1 hour, 21 minutes • Drive • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Merlin Mann
157
Partial Media Brownout
Love can be ok.
July 20, 2017 • 1 hour, 40 minutes • Baby Driver • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
156
The Cutting Edge of Loneliness
What if Samantha was a hotdog?
July 14, 2017 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
155
But I Must Complain
Electronic Vaporware Nonsense Horse-Poopy.
July 9, 2017 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
154
All My Favorite Techno Beats
Everything that happens during the tournament is part of the tournament.
June 29, 2017 • 1 hour, 20 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
153
The Potty Pundit
Get Gareth-Edwardsed rather than Lord-and-Millered
June 23, 2017 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
152
The Driest Leather Fish
A very claritive movie.
June 16, 2017 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • My Cousin Vinny • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
151
What’s New With Their Trash Can
A creamy anomaly.
June 8, 2017 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
150
Any Victory in a Storm
This is only good if you’ve seen it before you had any taste
June 2, 2017 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Animal House • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
149
Rainbow Cardigan Envy
Your Chevys May Chase
May 25, 2017 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Caddyshack • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
148
Leave the Criticism, Take the Cannoli
A “Buy One, Get Four Free” Refreshe Situation
May 19, 2017 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • My Blue Heaven • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
147
Expert Flop Flipper Dan Sturm
Sad, depressing meat pucks.
No movie this week.
May 12, 2017 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
146
Coke, Feet, and Blood Squibs
On this historic episode, we’re joined, for the first time, by two special guests: Merlin Mann and Todd Vaziri!
The bar is in the globe.
May 2, 2017 • 1 hour, 34 minutes • Inglourious Basterds • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Merlin Mann and Todd Vaziri
145
The Holy Grail EULA
The seagulls in Spain are mostly on the plane.
April 26, 2017 • 2 hours • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
144
Rube Goldberg Fight in a Goofy Room
Joe sold his record player for a gold comb and Dan sold his hair for a record.
April 21, 2017 • 1 hour • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
143
And Now You’re Surprised!
The story you can get literally anywhere else.
We’re joined by special guest Seth Worley to discuss Raiders of the Lost Ark!
April 14, 2017 • 1 hour, 35 minutes • Raiders of the Lost Ark • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
142
The Law Firm of Keaton, Turner, and Hooch
Can you put gelato on a stick?
April 4, 2017 • 1 hour, 16 minutes • Turner & Hooch • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
141
Always the Toddsmaid, Never the Todd
The death of civilization can be tied to the jog wheel.
March 27, 2017 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
140
Abe Sapien: The Sausage King of The Ocean
The Devil needs to see my abs.
March 22, 2017 • 1 hour, 20 minutes • Hellboy • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
139
Dead People and Unanswered Questions
I’m not scared of anything, fight me!
March 16, 2017 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • L.A. Confidential • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
138
Be Your Own Emma Stone
Dan’s 3-point meatball sub plan.
March 8, 2017 • 1 hour, 41 minutes • La La Land • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
137
A Little Extra Dough
Would that it were so simple to fluster Joe.
February 27, 2017 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Hail, Caesar! • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
136
The Department of Tasty Pies
Partial sog.
February 21, 2017 • 1 hour, 2 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
135
One is the Loneliest Schwartz
What kind of crust do you think Pizza the Hutt was?
February 16, 2017 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Spaceballs • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
134
Resting Dredd Face
It’s Die Hard in a building.
February 8, 2017 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Dredd • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
133
Rob Schneider is a Corn Muffin
Don’t Put Your Excitement Knob on Your Forehead
January 29, 2017 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Judge Dredd • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
132
Brothers in Mullet
Jean-Claude Van Damme does basically the same fighting stuff.
January 23, 2017 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • Kickboxer • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
131
A Real Mike Daisey of a Story
For every cat you see, there are a thousand you don’t.
January 16, 2017 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Bloodsport • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
130
Twitter’s Our Game Show
We Need a Moist Raisin!
This episode begins with a very special announcement from your hosts.
January 10, 2017 • 1 hour, 34 minutes • The Running Man • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
129
Defocused: 2016 Year in Review
Starring: Dan Sturm
Edited, Produced, and Directed by: Joe Rosensteel
January 2, 2017 • 1 hour, 20 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
128
The Weather Outside is Frightful, but the Luggage is So Delightful
I don’t want to spoil it for you, but there’s a bad guy.
December 26, 2016 • 1 hour, 31 minutes • Die Hard 2 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
127
Shop Local Moisture
The address is 1234 Jedha St, Jedha City, Jedha Planet.
December 18, 2016 • 2 hours, 10 minutes • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
126
Kevin McAllister’s Tape-Based Interfaces
What is the deal with this family?
December 12, 2016 • 1 hour, 35 minutes • Home Alone 2: Lost in New York • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
125
Worth His Weight in Goldthwait
Is this your first day, potato?
December 5, 2016 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Scrooged • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
124
I’ve Always Appreciated The American Van
Can I have sour cream on my burrito?
With returning Special Guest Anže Tomić!
November 28, 2016 • 1 hour, 30 minutes • Spies Like Us • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Anže Tomić
123
Check Me Out on Instagram at @DansSucculents
As the Barefoot Contessa would say.
November 21, 2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
122
The Einsteinium Research Podcast
Hello, I am an Important Person. Come To My Small Office Now.
November 18, 2016 • 1 hour, 38 minutes • The Nice Guys • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
121
Arizona by the Sea
A lot of follow-up and a little bit of movie.
November 6, 2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Dazed and Confused • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
120
The Transitive Property of Dan
Imagine having chocolate milk and then you’re drunk.
October 28, 2016 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
119
The World is Your Dog Head
Here, put your arms inside of this hydraulic maw.
October 24, 2016 • 1 hour, 48 minutes • The Thing • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
118
A Chex Mix of Bad
Wake me up when we get to the meat-packing scene.
‘Predator 2’ (1990)
October 16, 2016 • 1 hour, 38 minutes • Predator 2 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
117
There’s no “R” in Choppa
The Predator is a Space Snowbird.
October 9, 2016 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • Predator • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
116
The Latin Root of Gross
Never trust a company man in a wool blazer with a popped collar.
October 1, 2016 • 2 hours, 3 minutes • Aliens • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
115
This Hat Can Be My Wingman
My helmet could have a big picture of a waffle on it.
September 25, 2016 • 1 hour, 22 minutes • Top Gun • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
114
Almost Exclusively Glazed
iPhones, donuts, and cereal.
September 18, 2016 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • iPhones, donuts, and cereal • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
113
E Pluribus Aquam
Dennis Leary lives underground and eats rat burgers.
Demolition Man (1993)
September 12, 2016 • 1 hour, 28 minutes • Demolition Man • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
112
Cathedral Software is a Fish
It’s always beige in Malibu.
‘The Net’ (1995)
September 5, 2016 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • The Net • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
111
It’s Beach Season For Your Jaw
Don’t go to Venice.
August 28, 2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Cobra • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
110
Secondhand Haze
There was already a Dent in the car.
‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ (1987)
August 21, 2016 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Beverly Hills Cop II • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
109
How Many Breakfast Clubs are you a Member of?
Chicken Salad Chicken Salad, Salad that is Chicken.
August 14, 2016 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Beverly Hills Cop • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
108
Blursday
When was the last time you backfocused your podcast?
August 5, 2016 • 1 hour • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
107
Everything is a Mantel and a Gun
Got a nail in your warp nacelles?
‘Star Trek Beyond’ (2016)
July 30, 2016 • 2 hours, 17 minutes • Star Trek Beyond • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
106
Jiminy Tiberius Christmas
Ohana means #family.
Dan and Joe are less than enthusiastic about Star Trek Into Darkness.
July 20, 2016 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Star Trek Into Darkness • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
105
The Definitive Guide to Winging it
The new Vulcan colony is in Flavor Town.
July 16, 2016 • 1 hour, 44 minutes • Star Trek (2009) • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
104
He Only Has Eisenbergs for Sean Parker
Just give me two Armie Hammers, that’s all I want.
We talk about Dan’s favorite film The Social Network (2010).
July 10, 2016 • 1 hour, 51 minutes • The Social Network • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
103
Cerulean MacBook
Remember when people read Harry Potter?
Dan and Joe discuss ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ on it’s 10th anniversary.
July 2, 2016 • 1 hour, 35 minutes • The Devil Wears Prada • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
102
The Emotional Percentage Bar
You don’t want to update your devices right before your keynote speech.
June 25, 2016 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • RoboCop (2014) • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
101
Take a Look, it’s in a Bush, Dole Whip Rainbow
MacStories Ran an Article.
June 14, 2016 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
100
It’s About Friendship … and Cuban Bread
June 8, 2016 • 1 hour, 51 minutes • 100th Episode • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
99
The Allen Wrench of Osiris
Follow your turn-by-turn directions to Egypt. Or don’t because this movie is terrible.
‘The Mummy Returns’ (2001)
June 1, 2016 • 1 hour, 18 minutes • The Mummy Returns • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
98
Look I So Lolcats To Young Eyes?
Where is the Vice Pharaoh during all this?
May 25, 2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • The Mummy • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
97
A Trunk Full of Captain America Juice
It was all just a big misunderstanding.
May 18, 2016 • 1 hour, 49 minutes • Captain America: Civil War • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
96
#WhereUWarcraft
Does it get Food Network and Afternoon Divorce Court?
May 10, 2016 • 53 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
95
It’s not Big-Game Shaped
You don’t want to know how the sausage is made.
May 2, 2016 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
94
Make Sandford Great Again
You can’t just lure monkeys into ice cream.
April 26, 2016 • 1 hour, 53 minutes • Hot Fuzz • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
93
The Wingmander
Watch as a movie steers into the skid of insufferability.
April 19, 2016 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Wing Commander • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
92
Steak and Eggs and Exposition
🎶 I’ve got a lighter on a string, sitting on a rainbow. 🎶
April 13, 2016 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • Looper • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
91
Ballpoint Bananas
We force fed this to our eyeballs.
April 3, 2016 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Batman: The Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
90
You Can’t Look a Gift Pig in the Hat
It takes two to consensus.
March 28, 2016 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Clerks • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
89
Why Did the Bread Come in the Mail?
It wasn’t really a Cuban sandwich, but it was good.
March 21, 2016 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
88
Old People Problems
We’re joined by special guest Todd Vaziri to discuss Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982). Todd is a compositing lead and supervisor at ILM and has worked on the Star Wars and Star Trek film franchises.
Making of The Genesis Effect Narrated by Alvy Ray Smith | YouTube
Really Weird Shot Reverse-Shot From the Pan and Scan Version | YouTube
Netflix Lacks Vulcan Subtitles | Twitter
Defocused #38: How Do You Feel?
March 15, 2016 • 3 hours, 10 minutes • Dan defends his position. • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Todd Vaziri
87
Hollywood Tortoise
We’re joined by special guest Adam Lisagor to discuss Torque (2004).
March 8, 2016 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Torque • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Adam Lisagor
86
Bad Movie Soup
This movie is the intersection of gorillas and eye-shaped drawings.
February 28, 2016 • 1 hour, 52 minutes • Congo • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
85
In Patty Cake Delicto
Nice to meet you, here’s some ink for your shirt.
February 21, 2016 • 1 hour, 31 minutes • Roger Rabbit • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
84
The Middle of Norwhere
Red flags everywhere.
February 16, 2016 • 1 hour, 35 minutes • Ex Machina • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
83
Chem-trails and Baja Fresh
We didn’t watch a movie.
February 8, 2016 • 53 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
82
Fear Factor Frontier
Crawl with us on the forrest floor as we discuss The Revenant (2015).
February 3, 2016 • 2 hours, 10 minutes • The Revenant • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
81
Red Dirt and Expectations
Two very dirty movies.
January 25, 2016 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • The Martian (2015 film) & Mad Max: Fury Road • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
80
Peak Pleather
How do you put your worm in your pleather pants?
January 19, 2016 • 1 hour, 46 minutes • Swordfish • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
79
Notary Monkey
What falls faster? A feather or a Jeep?
January 8, 2016 • 1 hour, 39 minutes • The Rundown • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
78
Defocused: 2015 Year in Review
Our 2015 Guests
- Jason Snell
- Anže Tomić
- Aleen Simms
- Glenn Fleishman
Starring: Dan Sturm
Edited Produced and Directed by: Joe Rosensteel
January 3, 2016 • 19 minutes • Looking back on Defocused in 2015 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
77
I’m Happy That You Like His Hand
It’s totally tubular.
December 20, 2015 • 2 hours, 47 minutes • Star Wars: The Force Awakens • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
76
Defocus Your Torso
We have a shirt! You can buy it!
Also, send us your favorite Defocused moments of 2015 at defocusedshow@gmail.com.
December 15, 2015 • 37 minutes • We have a shirt! • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
75
Quid Pro Quo, Anakin
Who’s a good Jedi? Yes you are!
December 14, 2015 • 2 hours, 3 minutes • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
74
Eight-Year-Olds Writing Romance for Fourteen-Year-Olds
Remember that time we found a clone army in the couch cushions?
December 9, 2015 • 1 hour, 57 minutes • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
73
Quantify His “Forciness”
It didn’t have to be this way, George.
November 29, 2015 • 2 hours, 23 minutes • Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
72
Then We All Shout and Throw Things at Our TV
The droids you own end up owning you.
November 21, 2015 • 2 hours, 6 minutes • Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
71
That’s the Mallrats Line
As it turns out, we don’t agree on everything. Who knew?
November 14, 2015 • 2 hours, 23 minutes • Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
70
C-3PO’s Funeral Parlor
The thing is, you get more parsecs per mile on the highway.
November 5, 2015 • 2 hours, 22 minutes • Star Wars • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
68
Souls for Her Feet
Vigo may not be a great movie villain, but we still like his olive oil and crushed tomatoes.
Ghostbusters II (1989).
October 20, 2015 • 1 hour, 39 minutes • Ghostbusters II • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
67
I’m Totally a Good Guy, I’m Just Oily and Dirty
All you need is some chewing gum and twine and you’ve got a doorway to another dimension.
Masters of the Universe (1987).
October 12, 2015 • 2 hours, 4 minutes • Masters of the Universe • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
66
Peter Meme, Peter Truck
Home is where the furnace is.
The ‛Burbs (1989).
October 5, 2015 • 1 hour, 54 minutes • The ‘Burbs • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
65
The Bald Cop Doesn’t Have a Hot Dog in His Bun
There should have been only one.
Special guest Glenn Fleishman joins us to discuss Highlander (1986).
September 29, 2015 • 1 hour, 56 minutes • Highlander • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Glenn Fleishman
64
Do You Know How My Hand is Shaped?
Now that Joe’s back from Europe we can spend some serious time complaining about Apple’s recent announcements.
September 21, 2015 • 1 hour, 45 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
63
Living the 1935 Dream
Dan convinced Joe to watch Johnny Dangerously (1984) once. Once ☝️.
September 15, 2015 • 56 minutes • Johnny Dangerously • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
62
Gif. Gif. Gif. Peanut Butter. Escher.
Labyrinth (1986).
September 8, 2015 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • Labyrinth • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
61
The Mullet of River Housing
Need help getting those spices off the top shelf?
Road House (1989).
August 30, 2015 • 1 hour, 25 minutes • Road House • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
60
Slime Talk with Dan and Joe
It’s an ugly podcast! A BUG podcast!
Starship Troopers (1997).
August 24, 2015 • 1 hour, 54 minutes • Starship Troopers • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
59
How’s Your Siggraph
Live! In Person! For the first (and probably last) time ever!
August 13, 2015 • 32 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
58
It Was the 80s of the Time
For the love of god, no pun intended!
Top Secret! (1984)
August 10, 2015 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Top Secret! • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
57
BYOP: Bring Your Own Poison
When you saw only one set of footprints, that’s when Fezzik was carrying the horse.
The Princess Bride (1987).
August 3, 2015 • 1 hour, 5 minutes • The Princess Bride • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Aleen Simms
56
British in the Year 3000
Jupiter Ascending (2015) – We have some issues.
July 25, 2015 • 1 hour, 40 minutes • Jupiter Ascending • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
55
A Soft, Flaccid Waffle
This week, we’re joined by special guest Anže Tomić to talk about one of his favorite films, Stripes (1981).
July 20, 2015 • 1 hour, 53 minutes • Stripes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Anže Tomić
54
Majored in Wall, Minored in Alcove
Dan is not an Explosionologist. Joe is not a Doorologist.
Independence Day (1996).
July 13, 2015 • 1 hour, 44 minutes • Independence Day • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
53
The Amber that Broke the Dilophosaurus’ Back
This week we did something we swore we’d never do. We watched Jurassic World (2015).
July 3, 2015 • 2 hours, 19 minutes • Jurassic World • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
52
A Podcast Loaf
In this, our one year anniversary episode, we reminisce about the show and answer some listener questions.
June 21, 2015 • 1 hour, 54 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
51
The John Wayne Walk
Dan evades a political scandal by traveling to visit Joe in South Beach. Then they watch 1996’s The Birdcage.
June 14, 2015 • 59 minutes • The Birdcage • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
50
The Titular Django
At long last, Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained (2012).
June 7, 2015 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • Django Unchained • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
49
I Have Complaints About Hair
Dan and Joe hack the 80s parody, Kung Fury.
June 1, 2015 • 57 minutes • Kung Fury • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
48
A Very Classy Soup
HDR Hamburger Magic Eye Posters and The Rocketeer (1991).
May 25, 2015 • 1 hour, 28 minutes • The Rocketeer • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
47
Mints in a Public Bathroom
Dan and Joe talk about Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) and their new CBS crime procedural.
May 15, 2015 • 1 hour, 13 minutes • Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
46
The Robot Hand that Rocks the Cradle
Dan and Joe ask important questions about Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015). Like, ‘Why?’ and ‘What?’
May 9, 2015 • 2 hours, 44 minutes • Avengers: Age of Ultron • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
45
Asgardian Go-Bag
Dan and Joe talk about an obscure classic: Marvel’s The Avengers (2012).
May 1, 2015 • 1 hour, 45 minutes • Marvel's The Avengers • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
44
They Need More Wow Factor
A movie trailer extravaganza! Star Wars! Batman v Superman! Jurassic World! Tomorrowland! Terminator: Genisys! Happiness! Skepticism! Anger! Disappointment!
April 25, 2015 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
43
Bad Guys or Baristas
The guys do some NAB Followup before getting back to the gold coin business for John Wick (2014). Didn’t you know John Wick was John Wick?
April 20, 2015 • 1 hour, 55 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
42
He’s Not Familiar With Ice
Dan and Joe went to Mars to talk about 1990’s Total Recall. Or did they?
April 13, 2015 • 1 hour, 51 minutes • Total Recall • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
41
Blossoming Death Onion
A brief discussion of Otter Pops and motorcycles before activating the StarDrive™ on The Last Starfighter (1984).
April 3, 2015 • 1 hour, 31 minutes • The Last Starfighter • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
40
Stagnant Beyond Stagnant
Dan and Joe talk about how Apple will be your new cable provider.
March 30, 2015 • 1 hour, 22 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
39
The Transitive Property of OCP
Join Dan and Joe in a completely unsubtle critique of conspicuous consumption, and executive bathrooms.
RoboCop (1987).
March 16, 2015 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • RoboCop • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
38
How Do You Feel?
Pugs, Pizza Toppings, and our tribute to Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986).
March 8, 2015 • 1 hour, 30 minutes • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
37
I Can Have My Feelings
To maintain the “magic” of the podcast, we won’t tell you just how much work went into making this episode (at least until after awards season), but we will tell you that Birdman (2014) is one of the most polarizing movies we’ve reviewed.
February 27, 2015 • 2 hours, 4 minutes • Birdman • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
36
You’re a Soldier, ‘arry!
Dan and Joe — (shot). Dan and Joe talk about — (shot). Dan and Joe talk about Edge of Tomorrow (2014). (grenade)
February 20, 2015 • 1 hour, 48 minutes • Edge of Tomorrow • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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Cheese-Slingers
A Superhero Spectacular, featuring Spider-Man and Big Hero 6 (2014)!
February 12, 2015 • 1 hour, 37 minutes • Big Hero 6 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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The Icing on the Sandwich
There’s a lot of love in the middle of this feel-good sandwich. Even if it is served on the wrong kind of bread.
Chef (2014).
February 5, 2015 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • Chef • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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That Was a Pretty Good Day
Dan discusses his Groundhog Day (1993) menu, and Joe does the Pennsylvania Polka.
January 31, 2015 • 1 hour, 28 minutes • Groundhog Day • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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Eddie Van Halen Paradox
Joe Steel Preston Esquire and Dan Theodore Logan go on a most excellent adventure.
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989).
January 22, 2015 • 1 hour, 35 minutes • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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I Like a Good Montage
This week we discuss the 80s cult classic Real Genius (1985) with Chris Knight super-fan Jason Snell.
January 16, 2015 • 1 hour, 21 minutes • Real Genius • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Jason Snell
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All the Plans Were Dumb Plans
Live from nowhere near CES 2015, we discuss the mess that is the UHD TV standard before going completely off the rails discussing the larger mess that is Snowpiercer (2013).
January 7, 2015 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Snowpiercer • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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Defocused: 2014 Year in Review
Presented in Stereo Sound.
Our 2014 Guests:
- Myke Hurley
- Casey Liss
- Stephen Hackett
- Matt Alexander
- Jason Snell
Special Thanks to Listeners:
- David Fuchs
- Kyle Seth Gray
- Carl T. Holscher
- Brian Hamilton
- Isaac McAuley
- Jason Zigler
- A Boy Named Boom
Edited and Produced by: Dan Sturm
Written By: Joe Rosensteel
January 2, 2015 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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I Know Where Pomona Is
Welcome to the party, pal. Die Hard (1988).
December 25, 2014 • 2 hours, 3 minutes • Die Hard • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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A Growler of Maple Syrup
It’s Dan and Joe (We know them! We know them!) here to talk about the 2003 classic Christmas film, directed by John Favreau, Elf.
December 17, 2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Elf • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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A Shill for Big Dairy
A little follow up. A little more about the Sony hack. And a whole lot of Home Alone (1990).
December 11, 2014 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Home Alone • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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A Controlled Leak
Dan and Joe decided to do a brief overview of teaser trailers, and the way in which they shape expectations for film. The recent release of the Star Wars: The Force Awakens and Jurassic World teaser trailers inspired this discussion. They also discuss how viewing teasers has changed over time to turn from an occasional snippet of film, in to QuickTime downloads, and instantaneously available streams.
December 4, 2014 • 1 hour, 22 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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The 70mm Ledge
Spoilers abound as we discuss all things Interstellar (2014).
November 30, 2014 • 1 hour, 56 minutes • Interstellar • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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Your Dreams Have Been Paved Over
In this “All Follow-Up” episode we talk about Christopher Nolan, SGI Workstations, and how Bonanza got their L.A. Relay Race™ all wrong.
November 20, 2014 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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Remember When We Were Punk Rock?
This week, special guest Jason Snell joins the snobs in the record store to talk about High Fidelity (2000).
November 13, 2014 • 1 hour, 18 minutes • High Fidelity • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Jason Snell
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Cats Per Mango
We set out, with the best of intentions, to discuss the news and the Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. And then it all went to hell.
November 4, 2014 • 1 hour, 36 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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That’s Not a S’more
Dan explains ectoplasmic bayer filtering and anamorphic apparitions. Joe saves the day with a straw and a lid.
Ghostbusters (1984).
October 29, 2014 • 2 hours, 17 minutes • Ghostbusters • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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Work Your Tablescapes
Much like The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975), this episode is truly Defocused and, yet, a ton of fun.
October 22, 2014 • 1 hour, 25 minutes • The Rocky Horror Picture Show • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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Tim Curried Bacon
This week, the guys are tired and, we’re not going to lie, things get a little weird. But, that doesn’t change the fact that this week’s movie, Clue (1985) is just wonderful fun.
October 15, 2014 • 1 hour, 18 minutes • Clue • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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The Clipping Plane from Heaven
Dan ate our social engagement platform, Joe braces for work, and we watch Peter Jackson’s 1996 cult classic, The Frighteners.
October 8, 2014 • 1 hour, 33 minutes • The Frighteners • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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Step 1: Atomic Bomb
Former volcano owner and current World’s Greatest CEO Matt Alexander joins us to talk about tearaway trousers, reclaimed wood, what to do when planes fly overhead, what ingredients may or may not be in KFC’s “chicken”, and, of course, Goldfinger (1964).
October 1, 2014 • 1 hour, 42 minutes • Goldfinger • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Matt Alexander
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Chekhov’s Law of Omega Thirteens
Joe and Dan talk about college mascots and libraries. Joe nerds-out over Galaxy Quest (1999), while Dan politely nods.
September 25, 2014 • 1 hour, 32 minutes • Galaxy Quest • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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The Penultimate Pen
Joe hates love. Dan hates chicken salad. An omelet with nothing in it isn’t technically an omelet, and carrots and celery are just a base of a soup.
This week, we watch Grosse Pointe Blank (1997).
September 17, 2014 • 1 hour, 37 minutes • Grosse Pointe Blank • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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Racing Bulldozers
Special guest Stephen Hackett joins us for some brief beverage banter before breaking down Pirates of Silicon Valley.
September 10, 2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Pirates of Silicon Valley • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Stephen Hackett
12
Server Farm to Table
Like the memories of our childhood, Hackers (1995) is an embarrassing cultural retrospective full of that’s-not-a-things and awful clothing, but it’s still fun to watch in an only-partly-ironic way. Set your modems to receive a file. Defocusers of the world, unite!
September 3, 2014 • 1 hour, 52 minutes • Hackers • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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I Do This For A Living
This week we’re joined by special guest, Casey Liss, to discuss 90s music (bad), and Michael Mann’s Collateral (good).
August 27, 2014 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Collateral • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Casey Liss
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A Filmmaking Kitchen Sink
Dan is wearing pants. Joe promises he’s not peeing. We watch Tony Zhou’s A Brief Look at Texting and the Internet in Film before taking on the early 1990s two ways with Empire Records and Detention (2011).
Bug: Joe would like to apologize for recording the wrong audio input this week and he promises to never do it again.
Feature: You can tell Joe and Dan apart.
August 21, 2014 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • Detention • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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Chocolate Syrup on Everyone’s Forehead
Live from Vancouver, Joe eats the turducken of insects, then buys a new kettle. Dan has no heart, but he can fix his car. All that and The Fifth Element.
August 13, 2014 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • The Fifth Element • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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A Turducken of Dead Media
In a decidedly VFX heavy episode, we catch up on some industry news before spending almost as long talking about Guardians of the Galaxy as we did watching it in the theater. The Spoiler Horn sounds at 26:45.
August 6, 2014 • 1 hour, 50 minutes • Guardians of the Galaxy • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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A Constant Sense of Achievement
This week, we’re joined by special guest Myke Hurley to discuss Dan’s “desert accent”, Myke’s concern about Joe’s sleep, and why we all love Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
July 30, 2014 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • Scott Pilgrim vs. The World • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Myke Hurley
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Pivot!
The Episode 6 platform is built on social media, pivots to Mike Judge’s Silicon Valley, then pivots to coffee, before sunsetting with gym burritos.
July 23, 2014 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Silicon Valley • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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Shame Burrito
Dan buys a burrito and feels guilty about it. Joe drinks dirt juice. It doesn’t matter if your TV is 4K because the movie probably isn’t. We don’t know what to make of Pixar’s involvement in the “no raid” scandal, but we’re really glad Super Troopers exists. And, it’s a good thing you didn’t order hashbrowns. I mean, if they had been chugging the catsup.
July 16, 2014 • 1 hour • Super Troopers • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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Human Progress Bar
Dan hurt himself. Joe enjoys both ketchup and mustard on his hotdogs. Neither of them really liked World War Z, but only one of them didn’t like Shaun of the Dead.
July 9, 2014 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Shaun of the Dead • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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Toto’s Hey Now, You’re an All Star
Dan’s tired from his trip to San Francisco, Joe got some taquitos, called Kaitan Koribann, and Tow-Mater, Tater, and they both (mostly) watched Dune and Can’t Hardly Wait.
July 3, 2014 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Can't Hardly Wait • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
2
Tweets in the Node Graph
Magic Notes, Magic Nodes, Magic Mike.
June 25, 2014 • 57 minutes • Magic Mike • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
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The First One
Techno, Trailers, and Tarantino. (72min)
June 19, 2014 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
