When pizza’s on a toast you can be sad any time.
April 21, 2021 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
When pizza’s on a toast you can be sad any time.
April 21, 2021 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The jumpers have the high ground.
April 6, 2021 • 1 hour, 31 minutes • Jumper • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I’ve got suspense, Greg. Can you milk me?
March 29, 2021 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Detective Pikachu • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I cannot emphasize this enough: there is no corduroy.
March 21, 2021 • 55 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Always teeth and orthodontics.
March 10, 2021 • 1 hour, 16 minutes • Sonic the Hedgehog • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
For the refined Klingon in your life.
February 25, 2021 • 1 hour, 39 minutes • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
You don’t become a super-villain by going home early.
February 17, 2021 • 1 hour, 39 minutes • Sneakers • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Todd Vaziri
They should have used comedy in their comedy movie.
February 8, 2021 • 1 hour, 21 minutes • Kuffs • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The enemy of my enemy is my face’s friend.
February 1, 2021 • 1 hour, 50 minutes • Face/Off • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I want to suck your music.
January 23, 2021 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • Broken Arrow • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
A lot of fighting happens.
January 14, 2021 • 1 hour, 35 minutes • Cutthroat Island • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The icing on top of this disgusting cake.
The movie that kicked off Carolco Pictures helps us kick off our new Carolco-inspired t-shirt!
January 4, 2021 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Street People • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I like the idea of a chili cheese fry.
December 30, 2020 • 1 hour, 31 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
President Captain Pike.
December 23, 2020 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • National Treasure: Book of Secrets • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
While you were casting spells, I was mastering the art of the brick.
December 7, 2020 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • National Treasure • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I don’t even know where you get brass knuckles.
November 30, 2020 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Gone in 60 Seconds • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Two flaccid, waffling hands.
November 25, 2020 • 1 hour, 22 minutes • Con Air • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I hold the movie to higher standards than the room that they’re in.
November 15, 2020 • 1 hour, 20 minutes • Alien: Covenant • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
California Coupon Day
This episode contains some cursing. It was recorded on November 05, 2020 at 8pm PST
November 6, 2020 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The computer generated issues started and stopped in Final Draft.
October 31, 2020 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Prometheus • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Time and correctness are money.
October 12, 2020 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This is porn for cops.
September 30, 2020 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • 300 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
His power is an unlimited basket of fries.
September 12, 2020 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • Batman & Robin • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This whole court is off axis!
September 8, 2020 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Batman Forever • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Bruce Wayne watches the news.
August 26, 2020 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • Batman Returns • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I liked Bruce Wayne better when he was underground.
Batman (1989)
August 18, 2020 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Batman • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It feels like yesterday that I decided I didn’t care about this.
August 10, 2020 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • Alita: Battle Angel • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Hey, Stevie, is that about poop?
August 5, 2020 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • The Iron Giant • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It’s not my cup of E.T.
July 30, 2020 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Super 8 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
He probably thinks this drawing is about him.
July 26, 2020 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • Paddington 2 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Windsor Gardens isn’t big enough for the two of them.
July 18, 2020 • 1 hour, 43 minutes • Paddington • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Someone, somewhere, learned something.
July 3, 2020 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Our 6 Year Anniversary Show! • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The first button is the good button.
June 30, 2020 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • Speed 2: Cruise Control • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Talk about when pigs fly.
June 26, 2020 • 1 hour, 56 minutes • Twister • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
We’d be great shinglers.
June 17, 2020 • 1 hour, 25 minutes • Speed • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Four Boats, No Horses, Plenty of Glue.
This episode was recorded on May 20, 2020.
June 10, 2020 • 1 hour, 34 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
Powerman 5000 meets Smash Mouth.
May 28, 2020 • 1 hour, 21 minutes • Red Planet • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Some of my best friends are dutch angles.
May 22, 2020 • 1 hour, 43 minutes • The Saint (1997) • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Uh oh! The future is here.
May 14, 2020 • 1 hour, 33 minutes • Timecop • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines street justice.
May 2, 2020 • 1 hour, 30 minutes • Running Scared • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It’s not worth trash-talking kids.
April 23, 2020 • 1 hour, 22 minutes • Outland • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
That’s how last names work.
April 16, 2020 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
You cannot debate the flatness of the top.
April 6, 2020 • 1 hour, 30 minutes • Stargate • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The dialogue is terrible and the cuts are small.
March 29, 2020 • 1 hour, 42 minutes • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
My family is not a boiling family.
March 20, 2020 • 1 hour, 9 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Tarantino just wants to turn people into dinosaurs.
March 10, 2020 • 1 hour, 32 minutes • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Low, wide angles, get a little lower.
February 26, 2020 • 1 hour, 39 minutes • Knives Out • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Find someone you’re on double-dipping terms with.
February 17, 2020 • 1 hour, 5 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
We have squatters’ rights on your life.
February 14, 2020 • 1 hour, 21 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
If you can’t trust Goldman Sachs who can you trust?
February 8, 2020 • 1 hour, 16 minutes • Hustlers • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Don’t let the door hit you where the GI split you.
January 27, 2020 • 1 hour, 2 minutes • Dolemite Is My Name • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
There’s not a lot of jackets in the town.
January 15, 2020 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Tremors • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
She’s an undercover nun with an occasional habit.
January 3, 2020 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • Hudson Hawk • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The Hitchcock Sandwich.
December 26, 2019 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Honey, I Blew Up the Kid • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
If it’s in a yard and huge, I’ll eat it.
December 16, 2019 • 1 hour, 40 minutes • Honey, I Shrunk the Kids • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
The jet stream is doing some interesting stuff.
December 10, 2019 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Old Spice is the Final Destination of flowers.
November 30, 2019 • 1 hour, 13 minutes • The Man Who Knew Too Little • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I have no objection to chewing things.
November 19, 2019 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
You can’t save both glaciers.
November 9, 2019 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Mission: Impossible - Fallout • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
He does all of his own drownings.
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
November 5, 2019 • 1 hour, 40 minutes • Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
We know it’s an assassin because the phone said “assassin”.
October 28, 2019 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
My professor had a theory.
October 19, 2019 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Mission: Impossible III • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Spirally slow-motion spinny-ma-jig.
October 13, 2019 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Mission: Impossible II • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
These roostings are making me so chicken.
October 1, 2019 • 1 hour, 45 minutes • Mission: Impossible • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I went to journalism school, I know that’s past tense.
September 23, 2019 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Venom • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
If the oats are hydrated in a forest and no one is around to see it did they really happen overnight?
September 14, 2019 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Constant illumination is the enemy of suspense.
September 2, 2019 • 1 hour, 9 minutes • A Quiet Place • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I swear to god, Gary Busey plays someone’s cop partner in a movie.
August 25, 2019 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • The Predator • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Predator S Maxes, or whatever.
August 15, 2019 • 1 hour, 33 minutes • Predators • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
How is predalien babby formed?
August 8, 2019 • 1 hour, 25 minutes • Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Not to be those people, which we always are.
August 1, 2019 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • More summer movie trailers! • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I very closely associate Jason Derulo with Jason Derulo.
July 23, 2019 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Summer movie trailers! • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I’ll give you stars on your bellies.
July 16, 2019 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • John Carter • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This isn’t your daddy’s Pixar movie.
July 4, 2019 • 1 hour, 58 minutes • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This whole scene takes place between his legs.
June 30, 2019 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • Universal Soldier • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I’m also glad you didn’t die.
June 20, 2019 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Don’t hack me, bro.
June 13, 2019 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
You should be thankful that I stayed awake for this whole thing.
June 4, 2019 • 1 hour, 34 minutes • Star Trek V: The Final Frontier • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Spock’s always in the last place you look.
May 24, 2019 • 1 hour, 53 minutes • Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Please, The Fourth Wall is my father, call me Fourth.
May 19, 2019 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Doom • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
A couple dozen more viewings and you’re going to love it.
May 14, 2019 • 1 hour, 30 minutes • The Blues Brothers • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
$300,000 plus a restaurant bar in Arcadia.
May 3, 2019 • 1 hour, 44 minutes • Be Cool • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I was going Boondock Saints and you went Lion King.
April 29, 2019 • 1 hour, 34 minutes • Out of Sight • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Work your way down to the feet.
April 24, 2019 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • Jackie Brown • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I’m a Millennial, reward me.
April 17, 2019 • 1 hour, 47 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The soup isn’t the important part of the story.
April 8, 2019 • 1 hour, 38 minutes • Get Shorty • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
What I refer to as ‘Hammock Mode’.
March 28, 2019 • 1 hour, 2 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I just give up and let the movie hit me in the eyes.
Die Another Day (2002)
March 23, 2019 • 2 hours, 25 minutes • Die Another Day • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Bad, dull, gray potato of a movie.
“The World Is Not Enough” (1999)
March 16, 2019 • 1 hour, 37 minutes • The World Is Not Enough • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
They met at Señor Frog’s.
March 8, 2019 • 2 hours, 3 minutes • Tomorrow Never Dies • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I had a very low user number on the yo-yo forum.
February 28, 2019 • 1 hour, 40 minutes • GoldenEye • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It’s not escalated, it’s elevated.
February 21, 2019 • 1 hour, 47 minutes • The Shadow • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Do you remember the beverage ‘Milk’?
February 11, 2019 • 1 hour, 40 minutes • The Phantom • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Send The Bobs Into Apple.
February 5, 2019 • 1 hour, 15 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
You don’t understand the sincerity of a hug.
January 29, 2019 • 1 hour, 39 minutes • Solo: A Star Wars Story • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
What if it just turns you into bushes?
January 22, 2019 • 1 hour, 42 minutes • Annihilation • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The Magic Eye of Canadian Accents.
January 14, 2019 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Super Troopers 2 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I look like a bearded egg wearing an Edge beanie.
January 8, 2019 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
If you wanna be my Jesus, gotta get with my spice.
December 28, 2018 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Dune • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
James Bond would not be so gauche.
December 24, 2018 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • Dude, Where’s My Car? • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I am everyone’s sports dad.
December 15, 2018 • 1 hour, 39 minutes • The Big Lebowski • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Welcome to Dudecember, everybody!
December 7, 2018 • 1 hour, 18 minutes • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It’s more like a mortadella than bologna.
It’s Black Friday!
November 26, 2018 • 1 hour, 15 minutes • Black Friday • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Save all your Loggins in 1Password.
Our first ever Film Score and Music Draft!
November 17, 2018 • 1 hour, 55 minutes • Film Score and Music Draft • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Craft services always comes home with me.
November 13, 2018 • 1 hour, 46 minutes • No Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The physics of severed hands.
November 6, 2018 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Addams Family Values • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
You got a permit for a day and a dummy.
October 31, 2018 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Weekend at Bernie's • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
A lot of growling and rubber.
October 22, 2018 • 1 hour, 45 minutes • AVP: Alien vs. Predator • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Did I forget to mention the knife-hands?
October 15, 2018 • 1 hour, 32 minutes • Logan • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
When you see the Abomination Room go two more doors and hang a left.
October 8, 2018 • 1 hour, 57 minutes • Alien: Resurrection • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This isn’t Jesus’ pen.
September 30, 2018 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Ready Player One • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Where wouldn’t you sew a dead cat?
September 24, 2018 • 1 hour, 55 minutes • Minority Report • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Home is where the heart glows.
September 19, 2018 • 1 hour, 2 minutes • E.T. the Extra Terrestrial • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I burned myself making flan.
September 10, 2018 • 1 hour, 16 minutes • Jaws • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Really, it’s about the friends we made along the way.
August 31, 2018 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Flight • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
We had bad taste long after 2004.
August 22, 2018 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Man on Fire • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This movie is not called Coincidence Day.
August 15, 2018 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Training Day • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
At your worst you should always be your best.
August 6, 2018 • 1 hour, 16 minutes • Crimson Tide • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This made Jurassic Park 2 look like Jurassic Park 1.
July 29, 2018 • 1 hour, 52 minutes • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
It’s like why I won’t mount a TV to a wall.
July 20, 2018 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • Jurassic Park III • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
Mistakes Were Made: The Lost World Story
July 13, 2018 • 1 hour, 41 minutes • The Lost World: Jurassic Park • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Flashlights are the downfall of this movie.
July 6, 2018 • 1 hour, 16 minutes • Jurassic Park • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
My day job is your workout.
June 28, 2018 • 58 minutes • The Big Short • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
There are no other terminators in this terminator factory.
Terminator Salvation (2009)
June 21, 2018 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Terminator Salvation • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Tetragrammaturnsout.
Equilibrium (2002)
June 15, 2018 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • Equilibrium • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I still don’t know what this movie is saying.
American Psycho (2000)
June 6, 2018 • 1 hour, 21 minutes • American Psycho • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The teeth are the doorway to the soul.
Avatar (2009)
May 29, 2018 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Avatar • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
When Does Mr. Chaos Close?
May 22, 2018 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • No movie. • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This movie is all about melting pots.
May 11, 2018 • 1 hour, 45 minutes • Terminator 2: Judgment Day • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Be the naked guy you want to see at Griffith Observatory.
May 6, 2018 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • The Terminator • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This is a movie where you don’t need a reason for anything.
April 28, 2018 • 1 hour, 30 minutes • Bad Boys II • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Technically, every photo is a photo of a light leak.
Bad Boys (1995)
April 22, 2018 • 1 hour, 31 minutes • Bad Boys (1995) • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The Steel Behind the Steele.
No movie.
April 11, 2018 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I checked and it’s true, based on Jason Snell’s Wikipedia page.
April 7, 2018 • 1 hour, 48 minutes • Back to the Future Part III • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
A lot of incapacitated Jennifer.
With Special Guest Seth Worley.
March 27, 2018 • 1 hour, 22 minutes • Back to the Future Part II • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
You know about the refrigerator.
We’re joined, once again, by Special Guest Seth Worley.
March 20, 2018 • 1 hour, 33 minutes • Back to the Future • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
The Drew Barryminimum.
‘Donnie Darko’ (2001)
March 10, 2018 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Donnie Darko • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I speak movie language.
February 22, 2018 • 1 hour, 20 minutes • Zodiac • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Happy Gyllenbruary!
February 15, 2018 • 1 hour, 2 minutes • Nightcrawler • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Psychotic drug dealers are people too.
February 6, 2018 • 1 hour, 32 minutes • 22 Jump Street • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
A Good Bad Drug, a Bad Bad Drug, or a Drug You Kinda Like
January 29, 2018 • 1 hour, 33 minutes • 21 Jump Street • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
NASCAR theft is not a victimless crime.
January 22, 2018 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Logan Lucky • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
My sidekick doesn’t defecate.
With special guest Mikah Sargent.
January 16, 2018 • 1 hour, 30 minutes • Kingsman: The Golden Circle • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Mikah Sargent
The high points of the holiday are mostly the alcohol.
No movie this week.
January 5, 2018 • 1 hour, 5 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Have you seen a woman that looks like these 30 pixels?
December 27, 2017 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Kids explode the darnedest things.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
December 18, 2017 • 1 hour, 56 minutes • Star Wars: The Last Jedi • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
You couldn’t pick a worse person to be around children.
December 15, 2017 • 1 hour, 16 minutes • Bad Santa • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I don’t want to say “problematic” because I say it too much.
December 10, 2017 • 1 hour, 9 minutes • Trading Places • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
There are easier ways to kill a dog.
November 30, 2017 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Gremlins • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Whales are whales.
November 28, 2017 • 52 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The jowly bits jingle around.
November 21, 2017 • 1 hour, 9 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It’s marbles all the way down.
November 16, 2017 • 1 hour, 58 minutes • Men in Black • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
If anything, the fall would have been fatal.
November 5, 2017 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Wild Wild West • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Peak Deakins. Shutup Jared Leto.
‘Blade Runner 2049’
October 28, 2017 • 2 hours, 15 minutes • Blade Runner 2049 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This movie is a Nothing Burger.
October 24, 2017 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • Alien 3 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Heavy on atmosphere.
October 15, 2017 • 1 hour, 38 minutes • Blade Runner • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Grumpy about technology.
No movie for this episode.
September 29, 2017 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It’s a let down.
September 17, 2017 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • The Matrix Revolutions • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Stick my head up The Matrix’s butt.
September 4, 2017 • 2 hours, 1 minute • The Matrix Reloaded • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
A robot shrimp in your belly button.
August 27, 2017 • 1 hour, 46 minutes • The Matrix • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The weirdest, worst episode we’ve ever done.
August 19, 2017 • 43 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
You gotta remember your lifetime card.
August 11, 2017 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
You wanted the Defocused experience.
Special Guest Mikah Sargent!
August 4, 2017 • 1 hour, 40 minutes • Kingsman: The Secret Service • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Mikah Sargent
There’s squish and there’s also crunch.
The return of Special Guest Merlin Mann!
July 28, 2017 • 1 hour, 21 minutes • Drive • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Merlin Mann
Love can be ok.
July 20, 2017 • 1 hour, 40 minutes • Baby Driver • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
What if Samantha was a hotdog?
July 14, 2017 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Electronic Vaporware Nonsense Horse-Poopy.
July 9, 2017 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Everything that happens during the tournament is part of the tournament.
June 29, 2017 • 1 hour, 20 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Get Gareth-Edwardsed rather than Lord-and-Millered
June 23, 2017 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
A very claritive movie.
June 16, 2017 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • My Cousin Vinny • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
A creamy anomaly.
June 8, 2017 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This is only good if you’ve seen it before you had any taste
June 2, 2017 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Animal House • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Your Chevys May Chase
May 25, 2017 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Caddyshack • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
A “Buy One, Get Four Free” Refreshe Situation
May 19, 2017 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • My Blue Heaven • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Sad, depressing meat pucks.
No movie this week.
May 12, 2017 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
On this historic episode, we’re joined, for the first time, by two special guests: Merlin Mann and Todd Vaziri!
The bar is in the globe.
May 2, 2017 • 1 hour, 34 minutes • Inglourious Basterds • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Merlin Mann and Todd Vaziri
The seagulls in Spain are mostly on the plane.
April 26, 2017 • 2 hours • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Joe sold his record player for a gold comb and Dan sold his hair for a record.
April 21, 2017 • 1 hour • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The story you can get literally anywhere else.
We’re joined by special guest Seth Worley to discuss Raiders of the Lost Ark!
April 14, 2017 • 1 hour, 35 minutes • Raiders of the Lost Ark • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley
Can you put gelato on a stick?
April 4, 2017 • 1 hour, 16 minutes • Turner & Hooch • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The death of civilization can be tied to the jog wheel.
March 27, 2017 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The Devil needs to see my abs.
March 22, 2017 • 1 hour, 20 minutes • Hellboy • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I’m not scared of anything, fight me!
March 16, 2017 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • L.A. Confidential • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan’s 3-point meatball sub plan.
March 8, 2017 • 1 hour, 41 minutes • La La Land • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Would that it were so simple to fluster Joe.
February 27, 2017 • 1 hour, 4 minutes • Hail, Caesar! • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Partial sog.
February 21, 2017 • 1 hour, 2 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
What kind of crust do you think Pizza the Hutt was?
February 16, 2017 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Spaceballs • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It’s Die Hard in a building.
February 8, 2017 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Dredd • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Don’t Put Your Excitement Knob on Your Forehead
January 29, 2017 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Judge Dredd • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Jean-Claude Van Damme does basically the same fighting stuff.
January 23, 2017 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • Kickboxer • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
For every cat you see, there are a thousand you don’t.
January 16, 2017 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Bloodsport • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
We Need a Moist Raisin!
This episode begins with a very special announcement from your hosts.
January 10, 2017 • 1 hour, 34 minutes • The Running Man • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Starring: Dan Sturm
Edited, Produced, and Directed by: Joe Rosensteel
January 2, 2017 • 1 hour, 20 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
I don’t want to spoil it for you, but there’s a bad guy.
December 26, 2016 • 1 hour, 31 minutes • Die Hard 2 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The address is 1234 Jedha St, Jedha City, Jedha Planet.
December 18, 2016 • 2 hours, 10 minutes • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
What is the deal with this family?
December 12, 2016 • 1 hour, 35 minutes • Home Alone 2: Lost in New York • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Is this your first day, potato?
December 5, 2016 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Scrooged • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Can I have sour cream on my burrito?
With returning Special Guest Anže Tomić!
November 28, 2016 • 1 hour, 30 minutes • Spies Like Us • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Anže Tomić
As the Barefoot Contessa would say.
November 21, 2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Hello, I am an Important Person. Come To My Small Office Now.
November 18, 2016 • 1 hour, 38 minutes • The Nice Guys • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
A lot of follow-up and a little bit of movie.
November 6, 2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Dazed and Confused • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Imagine having chocolate milk and then you’re drunk.
October 28, 2016 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Here, put your arms inside of this hydraulic maw.
October 24, 2016 • 1 hour, 48 minutes • The Thing • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Wake me up when we get to the meat-packing scene.
‘Predator 2’ (1990)
October 16, 2016 • 1 hour, 38 minutes • Predator 2 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The Predator is a Space Snowbird.
October 9, 2016 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • Predator • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Never trust a company man in a wool blazer with a popped collar.
October 1, 2016 • 2 hours, 3 minutes • Aliens • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
My helmet could have a big picture of a waffle on it.
September 25, 2016 • 1 hour, 22 minutes • Top Gun • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
iPhones, donuts, and cereal.
September 18, 2016 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • iPhones, donuts, and cereal • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dennis Leary lives underground and eats rat burgers.
Demolition Man (1993)
September 12, 2016 • 1 hour, 28 minutes • Demolition Man • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It’s always beige in Malibu.
‘The Net’ (1995)
September 5, 2016 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • The Net • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Don’t go to Venice.
August 28, 2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Cobra • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
There was already a Dent in the car.
‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ (1987)
August 21, 2016 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • Beverly Hills Cop II • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Chicken Salad Chicken Salad, Salad that is Chicken.
August 14, 2016 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Beverly Hills Cop • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
When was the last time you backfocused your podcast?
August 5, 2016 • 1 hour • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Got a nail in your warp nacelles?
‘Star Trek Beyond’ (2016)
July 30, 2016 • 2 hours, 17 minutes • Star Trek Beyond • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Ohana means #family.
Dan and Joe are less than enthusiastic about Star Trek Into Darkness.
July 20, 2016 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Star Trek Into Darkness • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The new Vulcan colony is in Flavor Town.
July 16, 2016 • 1 hour, 44 minutes • Star Trek (2009) • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Just give me two Armie Hammers, that’s all I want.
We talk about Dan’s favorite film The Social Network (2010).
July 10, 2016 • 1 hour, 51 minutes • The Social Network • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Remember when people read Harry Potter?
Dan and Joe discuss ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ on it’s 10th anniversary.
July 2, 2016 • 1 hour, 35 minutes • The Devil Wears Prada • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
You don’t want to update your devices right before your keynote speech.
June 25, 2016 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • RoboCop (2014) • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
MacStories Ran an Article.
June 14, 2016 • 1 hour, 10 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
June 8, 2016 • 1 hour, 51 minutes • 100th Episode • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Follow your turn-by-turn directions to Egypt. Or don’t because this movie is terrible.
‘The Mummy Returns’ (2001)
June 1, 2016 • 1 hour, 18 minutes • The Mummy Returns • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Where is the Vice Pharaoh during all this?
May 25, 2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • The Mummy • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It was all just a big misunderstanding.
May 18, 2016 • 1 hour, 49 minutes • Captain America: Civil War • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Does it get Food Network and Afternoon Divorce Court?
May 10, 2016 • 53 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
You don’t want to know how the sausage is made.
May 2, 2016 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
You can’t just lure monkeys into ice cream.
April 26, 2016 • 1 hour, 53 minutes • Hot Fuzz • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Watch as a movie steers into the skid of insufferability.
April 19, 2016 • 1 hour, 23 minutes • Wing Commander • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
🎶 I’ve got a lighter on a string, sitting on a rainbow. 🎶
April 13, 2016 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • Looper • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
We force fed this to our eyeballs.
April 3, 2016 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Batman: The Movie • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It takes two to consensus.
March 28, 2016 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Clerks • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It wasn’t really a Cuban sandwich, but it was good.
March 21, 2016 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
We’re joined by special guest Todd Vaziri to discuss Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982). Todd is a compositing lead and supervisor at ILM and has worked on the Star Wars and Star Trek film franchises.
Making of The Genesis Effect Narrated by Alvy Ray Smith | YouTube
Really Weird Shot Reverse-Shot From the Pan and Scan Version | YouTube
Netflix Lacks Vulcan Subtitles | Twitter
Defocused #38: How Do You Feel?
March 15, 2016 • 3 hours, 10 minutes • Dan defends his position. • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Todd Vaziri
We’re joined by special guest Adam Lisagor to discuss Torque (2004).
March 8, 2016 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Torque • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Adam Lisagor
This movie is the intersection of gorillas and eye-shaped drawings.
February 28, 2016 • 1 hour, 52 minutes • Congo • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Nice to meet you, here’s some ink for your shirt.
February 21, 2016 • 1 hour, 31 minutes • Roger Rabbit • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Red flags everywhere.
February 16, 2016 • 1 hour, 35 minutes • Ex Machina • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
We didn’t watch a movie.
February 8, 2016 • 53 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Crawl with us on the forrest floor as we discuss The Revenant (2015).
February 3, 2016 • 2 hours, 10 minutes • The Revenant • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Two very dirty movies.
January 25, 2016 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • The Martian (2015 film) & Mad Max: Fury Road • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
How do you put your worm in your pleather pants?
January 19, 2016 • 1 hour, 46 minutes • Swordfish • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
What falls faster? A feather or a Jeep?
January 8, 2016 • 1 hour, 39 minutes • The Rundown • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Our 2015 Guests
Starring: Dan Sturm
Edited Produced and Directed by: Joe Rosensteel
January 3, 2016 • 19 minutes • Looking back on Defocused in 2015 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It’s totally tubular.
December 20, 2015 • 2 hours, 47 minutes • Star Wars: The Force Awakens • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
We have a shirt! You can buy it!
Also, send us your favorite Defocused moments of 2015 at defocusedshow@gmail.com.
December 15, 2015 • 37 minutes • We have a shirt! • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Who’s a good Jedi? Yes you are!
December 14, 2015 • 2 hours, 3 minutes • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Remember that time we found a clone army in the couch cushions?
December 9, 2015 • 1 hour, 57 minutes • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It didn’t have to be this way, George.
November 29, 2015 • 2 hours, 23 minutes • Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The droids you own end up owning you.
November 21, 2015 • 2 hours, 6 minutes • Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
As it turns out, we don’t agree on everything. Who knew?
November 14, 2015 • 2 hours, 23 minutes • Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The thing is, you get more parsecs per mile on the highway.
November 5, 2015 • 2 hours, 22 minutes • Star Wars • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Vigo may not be a great movie villain, but we still like his olive oil and crushed tomatoes.
Ghostbusters II (1989).
October 20, 2015 • 1 hour, 39 minutes • Ghostbusters II • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
All you need is some chewing gum and twine and you’ve got a doorway to another dimension.
Masters of the Universe (1987).
October 12, 2015 • 2 hours, 4 minutes • Masters of the Universe • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Home is where the furnace is.
The ‛Burbs (1989).
October 5, 2015 • 1 hour, 54 minutes • The ‘Burbs • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
There should have been only one.
Special guest Glenn Fleishman joins us to discuss Highlander (1986).
September 29, 2015 • 1 hour, 56 minutes • Highlander • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Glenn Fleishman
Now that Joe’s back from Europe we can spend some serious time complaining about Apple’s recent announcements.
September 21, 2015 • 1 hour, 45 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan convinced Joe to watch Johnny Dangerously (1984) once. Once ☝️.
September 15, 2015 • 56 minutes • Johnny Dangerously • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Labyrinth (1986).
September 8, 2015 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • Labyrinth • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Need help getting those spices off the top shelf?
Road House (1989).
August 30, 2015 • 1 hour, 25 minutes • Road House • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It’s an ugly podcast! A BUG podcast!
Starship Troopers (1997).
August 24, 2015 • 1 hour, 54 minutes • Starship Troopers • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Live! In Person! For the first (and probably last) time ever!
August 13, 2015 • 32 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
For the love of god, no pun intended!
Top Secret! (1984)
August 10, 2015 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Top Secret! • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
When you saw only one set of footprints, that’s when Fezzik was carrying the horse.
The Princess Bride (1987).
August 3, 2015 • 1 hour, 5 minutes • The Princess Bride • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Aleen Simms
Jupiter Ascending (2015) – We have some issues.
July 25, 2015 • 1 hour, 40 minutes • Jupiter Ascending • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This week, we’re joined by special guest Anže Tomić to talk about one of his favorite films, Stripes (1981).
July 20, 2015 • 1 hour, 53 minutes • Stripes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Anže Tomić
Dan is not an Explosionologist. Joe is not a Doorologist.
Independence Day (1996).
July 13, 2015 • 1 hour, 44 minutes • Independence Day • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This week we did something we swore we’d never do. We watched Jurassic World (2015).
July 3, 2015 • 2 hours, 19 minutes • Jurassic World • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
In this, our one year anniversary episode, we reminisce about the show and answer some listener questions.
June 21, 2015 • 1 hour, 54 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan evades a political scandal by traveling to visit Joe in South Beach. Then they watch 1996’s The Birdcage.
June 14, 2015 • 59 minutes • The Birdcage • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
At long last, Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained (2012).
June 7, 2015 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • Django Unchained • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan and Joe hack the 80s parody, Kung Fury.
June 1, 2015 • 57 minutes • Kung Fury • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
HDR Hamburger Magic Eye Posters and The Rocketeer (1991).
May 25, 2015 • 1 hour, 28 minutes • The Rocketeer • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan and Joe talk about Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) and their new CBS crime procedural.
May 15, 2015 • 1 hour, 13 minutes • Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan and Joe ask important questions about Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015). Like, ‘Why?’ and ‘What?’
May 9, 2015 • 2 hours, 44 minutes • Avengers: Age of Ultron • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan and Joe talk about an obscure classic: Marvel’s The Avengers (2012).
May 1, 2015 • 1 hour, 45 minutes • Marvel's The Avengers • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
A movie trailer extravaganza! Star Wars! Batman v Superman! Jurassic World! Tomorrowland! Terminator: Genisys! Happiness! Skepticism! Anger! Disappointment!
April 25, 2015 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
The guys do some NAB Followup before getting back to the gold coin business for John Wick (2014). Didn’t you know John Wick was John Wick?
April 20, 2015 • 1 hour, 55 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan and Joe went to Mars to talk about 1990’s Total Recall. Or did they?
April 13, 2015 • 1 hour, 51 minutes • Total Recall • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
A brief discussion of Otter Pops and motorcycles before activating the StarDrive™ on The Last Starfighter (1984).
April 3, 2015 • 1 hour, 31 minutes • The Last Starfighter • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan and Joe talk about how Apple will be your new cable provider.
March 30, 2015 • 1 hour, 22 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Join Dan and Joe in a completely unsubtle critique of conspicuous consumption, and executive bathrooms.
RoboCop (1987).
March 16, 2015 • 1 hour, 27 minutes • RoboCop • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Pugs, Pizza Toppings, and our tribute to Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986).
March 8, 2015 • 1 hour, 30 minutes • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
To maintain the “magic” of the podcast, we won’t tell you just how much work went into making this episode (at least until after awards season), but we will tell you that Birdman (2014) is one of the most polarizing movies we’ve reviewed.
February 27, 2015 • 2 hours, 4 minutes • Birdman • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan and Joe — (shot). Dan and Joe talk about — (shot). Dan and Joe talk about Edge of Tomorrow (2014). (grenade)
February 20, 2015 • 1 hour, 48 minutes • Edge of Tomorrow • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
A Superhero Spectacular, featuring Spider-Man and Big Hero 6 (2014)!
February 12, 2015 • 1 hour, 37 minutes • Big Hero 6 • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
There’s a lot of love in the middle of this feel-good sandwich. Even if it is served on the wrong kind of bread.
Chef (2014).
February 5, 2015 • 1 hour, 12 minutes • Chef • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan discusses his Groundhog Day (1993) menu, and Joe does the Pennsylvania Polka.
January 31, 2015 • 1 hour, 28 minutes • Groundhog Day • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Joe Steel Preston Esquire and Dan Theodore Logan go on a most excellent adventure.
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989).
January 22, 2015 • 1 hour, 35 minutes • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This week we discuss the 80s cult classic Real Genius (1985) with Chris Knight super-fan Jason Snell.
January 16, 2015 • 1 hour, 21 minutes • Real Genius • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Jason Snell
Live from nowhere near CES 2015, we discuss the mess that is the UHD TV standard before going completely off the rails discussing the larger mess that is Snowpiercer (2013).
January 7, 2015 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • Snowpiercer • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Presented in Stereo Sound.
Our 2014 Guests:
Special Thanks to Listeners:
Edited and Produced by: Dan Sturm
Written By: Joe Rosensteel
January 2, 2015 • 1 hour, 3 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Welcome to the party, pal. Die Hard (1988).
December 25, 2014 • 2 hours, 3 minutes • Die Hard • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
It’s Dan and Joe (We know them! We know them!) here to talk about the 2003 classic Christmas film, directed by John Favreau, Elf.
December 17, 2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Elf • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
A little follow up. A little more about the Sony hack. And a whole lot of Home Alone (1990).
December 11, 2014 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Home Alone • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan and Joe decided to do a brief overview of teaser trailers, and the way in which they shape expectations for film. The recent release of the Star Wars: The Force Awakens and Jurassic World teaser trailers inspired this discussion. They also discuss how viewing teasers has changed over time to turn from an occasional snippet of film, in to QuickTime downloads, and instantaneously available streams.
December 4, 2014 • 1 hour, 22 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Spoilers abound as we discuss all things Interstellar (2014).
November 30, 2014 • 1 hour, 56 minutes • Interstellar • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
In this “All Follow-Up” episode we talk about Christopher Nolan, SGI Workstations, and how Bonanza got their L.A. Relay Race™ all wrong.
November 20, 2014 • 1 hour, 17 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This week, special guest Jason Snell joins the snobs in the record store to talk about High Fidelity (2000).
November 13, 2014 • 1 hour, 18 minutes • High Fidelity • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Jason Snell
We set out, with the best of intentions, to discuss the news and the Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. And then it all went to hell.
November 4, 2014 • 1 hour, 36 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan explains ectoplasmic bayer filtering and anamorphic apparitions. Joe saves the day with a straw and a lid.
Ghostbusters (1984).
October 29, 2014 • 2 hours, 17 minutes • Ghostbusters • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Much like The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975), this episode is truly Defocused and, yet, a ton of fun.
October 22, 2014 • 1 hour, 25 minutes • The Rocky Horror Picture Show • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This week, the guys are tired and, we’re not going to lie, things get a little weird. But, that doesn’t change the fact that this week’s movie, Clue (1985) is just wonderful fun.
October 15, 2014 • 1 hour, 18 minutes • Clue • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan ate our social engagement platform, Joe braces for work, and we watch Peter Jackson’s 1996 cult classic, The Frighteners.
October 8, 2014 • 1 hour, 33 minutes • The Frighteners • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Former volcano owner and current World’s Greatest CEO Matt Alexander joins us to talk about tearaway trousers, reclaimed wood, what to do when planes fly overhead, what ingredients may or may not be in KFC’s “chicken”, and, of course, Goldfinger (1964).
October 1, 2014 • 1 hour, 42 minutes • Goldfinger • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Matt Alexander
Joe and Dan talk about college mascots and libraries. Joe nerds-out over Galaxy Quest (1999), while Dan politely nods.
September 25, 2014 • 1 hour, 32 minutes • Galaxy Quest • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Joe hates love. Dan hates chicken salad. An omelet with nothing in it isn’t technically an omelet, and carrots and celery are just a base of a soup.
This week, we watch Grosse Pointe Blank (1997).
September 17, 2014 • 1 hour, 37 minutes • Grosse Pointe Blank • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Special guest Stephen Hackett joins us for some brief beverage banter before breaking down Pirates of Silicon Valley.
September 10, 2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes • Pirates of Silicon Valley • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Stephen Hackett
Like the memories of our childhood, Hackers (1995) is an embarrassing cultural retrospective full of that’s-not-a-things and awful clothing, but it’s still fun to watch in an only-partly-ironic way. Set your modems to receive a file. Defocusers of the world, unite!
September 3, 2014 • 1 hour, 52 minutes • Hackers • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This week we’re joined by special guest, Casey Liss, to discuss 90s music (bad), and Michael Mann’s Collateral (good).
August 27, 2014 • 1 hour, 24 minutes • Collateral • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Casey Liss
Dan is wearing pants. Joe promises he’s not peeing. We watch Tony Zhou’s A Brief Look at Texting and the Internet in Film before taking on the early 1990s two ways with Empire Records and Detention (2011).
Bug: Joe would like to apologize for recording the wrong audio input this week and he promises to never do it again.
Feature: You can tell Joe and Dan apart.
August 21, 2014 • 1 hour, 29 minutes • Detention • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Live from Vancouver, Joe eats the turducken of insects, then buys a new kettle. Dan has no heart, but he can fix his car. All that and The Fifth Element.
August 13, 2014 • 1 hour, 19 minutes • The Fifth Element • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
In a decidedly VFX heavy episode, we catch up on some industry news before spending almost as long talking about Guardians of the Galaxy as we did watching it in the theater. The Spoiler Horn sounds at 26:45.
August 6, 2014 • 1 hour, 50 minutes • Guardians of the Galaxy • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
This week, we’re joined by special guest Myke Hurley to discuss Dan’s “desert accent”, Myke’s concern about Joe’s sleep, and why we all love Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
July 30, 2014 • 1 hour, 26 minutes • Scott Pilgrim vs. The World • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Myke Hurley
The Episode 6 platform is built on social media, pivots to Mike Judge’s Silicon Valley, then pivots to coffee, before sunsetting with gym burritos.
July 23, 2014 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Silicon Valley • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan buys a burrito and feels guilty about it. Joe drinks dirt juice. It doesn’t matter if your TV is 4K because the movie probably isn’t. We don’t know what to make of Pixar’s involvement in the “no raid” scandal, but we’re really glad Super Troopers exists. And, it’s a good thing you didn’t order hashbrowns. I mean, if they had been chugging the catsup.
July 16, 2014 • 1 hour • Super Troopers • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan hurt himself. Joe enjoys both ketchup and mustard on his hotdogs. Neither of them really liked World War Z, but only one of them didn’t like Shaun of the Dead.
July 9, 2014 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Shaun of the Dead • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Dan’s tired from his trip to San Francisco, Joe got some taquitos, called Kaitan Koribann, and Tow-Mater, Tater, and they both (mostly) watched Dune and Can’t Hardly Wait.
July 3, 2014 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Can't Hardly Wait • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Magic Notes, Magic Nodes, Magic Mike.
June 25, 2014 • 57 minutes • Magic Mike • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm
Techno, Trailers, and Tarantino. (72min)
June 19, 2014 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm