542 Love a Dumb Plan
In one of the more thrilling conclusions of a TPK adventure, Tony can’t tell if the players are being helpful or making fun of him. But that’s only fair because Tony’s gonna make fun of them for anything they do.
Previous Episodes
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February 17, 2026 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Axe from the Grave, Part 3541 Party on the Roof
When all four adventurers reunite on the roof, that’s when the party really starts buzzin’!
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February 10, 2026 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Axe from the Grave, Part 2540 Hat Status
This episode is either recon or snack-eating, depending on the adventurer.
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February 3, 2026 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Axe from the Grave, Part 1539 A Tankard Full of Hay
In this new adventure, the Keys are sent to the country to investigate zombie activity. They meet an important cow. Also a zombie. (But not a zombie cow.)
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October 28, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Masterpiece Imbroglio, Part 3525 A Decline of Heist Elegance
Will the team steal a magic painting and get away scott free with zero consequences to return to accolades and riches? Not without generous dollops of magic, violence, and a grab bag of foes in our thrilling conclusion!
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October 21, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Masterpiece Imbroglio, Part 2524 You Know Thieves, They Like to Steal
Style and subterfuge intermingle as our heroes sweet-talk a gang of thieves into letting them infiltrate their headquarters and abscond with a painting that may or may not have magical properties.
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October 14, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Masterpiece Imbroglio, Part 1523 Nice Day for a Goth Wedding
It’s a new adventure for our ragtag heroes as they use their powers of persuasion and keen fashion sense to butter up a vain gang of thieves to get a hold of a very special painting.
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August 19, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 8515 Take a Penny, Leave a Healing
Jasper aggressively chugs a healing potion while making eye contact. K’ronng starts pressing buttons and pulling levers. J’osh pulls a Teddy bear. Revelle has a hot wet lion summer. Tony thinks monks’ robes are like drab toga parties.
Tixie Tockworth is air-gapped and did not plan for lions.
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August 12, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 7514 Tockworth’s Clockwise Clockworks
J’osh is still alive…ish. K’ronng is poetry in motion. Revelle shifts the wind. Jasper tried. Tony is mean to the people he actually likes.
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August 5, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 6513 Experienced Bucket People
J’osh is in the jaws of defeat. Jasper finds a new favourite bell. K’ronng is doing all the work. Revelle is a Triton again. Tony likes to use robot dogs to hurt his friends.
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July 29, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 5512 Hey Abbot!
K’ronng opens Slonk’s eyes. Jasper doesn’t want to beat up the robot dogs. J’osh checks the potty. Revelle likes a man with smooth hands. Tony has feelings about numbers.
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July 22, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 4511 Beep Beep Woof Woof Clank Clank
J’osh is nursing a headache. K’ronng has thumbs. Revelle noses around. Jasper wants to go to jail. Tony doesn’t have a castle (he’s a renter). Perhaps most importantly, D&D Beyond is down!
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July 15, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 3510 We Have Ways of Making You Tock
Revelle spends a lot of time thinking about toilets. J’osh has a (very) bright idea. K’ronng is both a small and a large creature. Jasper doesn’t want to go in there. Tony decides Gnomish beer tastes like Mountain Dew.
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July 8, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 2509 Miner Enchantment
Jasper is sorry and has a sorry short sword. J’osh wonders how melty this metal is. K’ronng would never murder a dog. Revelle is always second bucket. Tony is confused when the players are mission-oriented.
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July 1, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 1508 Stuffward Ho!
In this new Keys from the Golden Vault adventure, K’ronng hates the Underdark, J’osh spares the dying, Revelle throws a rock, and Jasper thinks this is all terrible. Tony claims this is technically team building.
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March 18, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 6493 Prison Paperwork Adventures
The party wraps up their prison adventure, and it’s the moment of truth - do they get out with subtlety, leaving no trace? Or do they leave chaos in their wake? You might be surprised! (Or you might not!)
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March 11, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 5492 Side Quest 2
Is there an escape room in this prison? No. Does it practice good cable management? Also no.
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March 4, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 4491 No Dungeon, No Dragon
Is this prison a dungeon? Is the party here to make friends? Did anyone bring a spare corpse? The answer to all of these is “no.”
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February 25, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 3490 Mop Glory
When is a mop not a mop? When our adventurers go undercover and arrive at the prison. It’s big! And cold!
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February 18, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 2489 Just K’en
The heist planning continues, and our adventurers take on alternate identities! Meet Anders K’aaruuts, Stanley Wilmon, Lexi Shrapnel, Diogenes Mainframe, and of course, K’en.
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February 11, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 1488 Coat Check Your Bird
A new Keys from the Golden Vault adventure brings a prison break, but instead of breaking out, they need to get in!
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January 7, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 4483 A Minigolf Situation
As they complete the Reach for the Stars adventure, the party learns how to kill a piece of architecture (put it in a mini-mall) and has a conversation with a sad, greasy cultist.
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December 31, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 3482 I Don’t Like Experiencing Things
When this party meets a puddle of eyes and mouths, it quickly becomes nightmare monster vs nightmare monster!
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December 24, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 2481 The Rug Receives the Poke
K’ronng’s sword gets a name, maps are confusing, and the party smells…things.
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December 17, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 1480 A Bugbear in a Monocle
The Keys from the Golden Vault return, with a new addition to the group! Zanter Quickhands joins Jaee Raff, Levithia du Issigri, and K’ronng, as they break into a mansion and take a short rest in a very nice bathroom!
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March 12, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Stygian Gambit, Part 5440 Plan L for Lion
The Stygian Gambit comes to a thrilling conclusion, but not before Revelle instigates even more lion chaos!
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March 5, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Stygian Gambit, Part 4439 I Am A Loud Lion
Plan B - the B is for best. Or is it for bump? Baboon?
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February 27, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Stygian Gambit, Part 3438 This Casino Is Not Airtight
Some rat shenanigans, a soak in the spa, and … Oh God! It’s a LION!
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February 20, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Stygian Gambit, Part 2437 Rat Race
Come for the duelling intimidation checks, stay for the downtime portion of the heist.
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February 13, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Stygian Gambit, Part 1436 Rule 6: Win! Win! Win!
TPK returns to the greater Varkenbluff area with another heisty challenge, in which Jaee, Levithia, Revelle, and K’ronng learn it’s better to rule in Hell than serve drinks at a casino.
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October 3, 2023 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Murkmire Malevolence, Part 3417 A Coherent, Legitimate Plan
The conclusion of the Murkmire Malevolence teaches us there is nothing that a nightmare monster and a fog cloud can’t do together.
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September 26, 2023 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Murkmire Malevolence, Part 2416 The Lion, the Witch, and the Hallway
We don’t want to ruin the whole gala when people are poisoned.
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September 19, 2023 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Murkmire Malevolence, Part 1415 Societies with Secrets
A new crew of adventurers takes on the Murkmire Malevolence and plans a museum heist in Varkenbluff. In case you were wondering, nothing is magical about the privies.