515 Take a Penny, Leave a Healing
Jasper aggressively chugs a healing potion while making eye contact. K’ronng starts pressing buttons and pulling levers. J’osh pulls a Teddy bear. Revelle has a hot wet lion summer. Tony thinks monks’ robes are like drab toga parties.
Tixie Tockworth is air-gapped and did not plan for lions.
Previous Episodes
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August 12, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 7514 Tockworth’s Clockwise Clockworks
J’osh is still alive…ish. K’ronng is poetry in motion. Revelle shifts the wind. Jasper tried. Tony is mean to the people he actually likes.
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August 5, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 6
513 Experienced Bucket People
J’osh is in the jaws of defeat. Jasper finds a new favourite bell. K’ronng is doing all the work. Revelle is a Triton again. Tony likes to use robot dogs to hurt his friends.
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July 29, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 5
512 Hey Abbot!
K’ronng opens Slonk’s eyes. Jasper doesn’t want to beat up the robot dogs. J’osh checks the potty. Revelle likes a man with smooth hands. Tony has feelings about numbers.
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July 22, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 4
511 Beep Beep Woof Woof Clank Clank
J’osh is nursing a headache. K’ronng has thumbs. Revelle noses around. Jasper wants to go to jail. Tony doesn’t have a castle (he’s a renter). Perhaps most importantly, D&D Beyond is down!
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July 15, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 3
510 We Have Ways of Making You Tock
Revelle spends a lot of time thinking about toilets. J’osh has a (very) bright idea. K’ronng is both a small and a large creature. Jasper doesn’t want to go in there. Tony decides Gnomish beer tastes like Mountain Dew.
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July 8, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 2
509 Miner Enchantment
Jasper is sorry and has a sorry short sword. J’osh wonders how melty this metal is. K’ronng would never murder a dog. Revelle is always second bucket. Tony is confused when the players are mission-oriented.
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July 1, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 1
508 Stuffward Ho!
In this new Keys from the Golden Vault adventure, K’ronng hates the Underdark, J’osh spares the dying, Revelle throws a rock, and Jasper thinks this is all terrible. Tony claims this is technically team building.
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March 18, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 6
493 Prison Paperwork Adventures
The party wraps up their prison adventure, and it’s the moment of truth - do they get out with subtlety, leaving no trace? Or do they leave chaos in their wake? You might be surprised! (Or you might not!)
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March 11, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 5
492 Side Quest 2
Is there an escape room in this prison? No. Does it practice good cable management? Also no.
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March 4, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 4
491 No Dungeon, No Dragon
Is this prison a dungeon? Is the party here to make friends? Did anyone bring a spare corpse? The answer to all of these is “no.”
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February 25, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 3
490 Mop Glory
When is a mop not a mop? When our adventurers go undercover and arrive at the prison. It’s big! And cold!
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February 18, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 2
489 Just K’en
The heist planning continues, and our adventurers take on alternate identities! Meet Anders K’aaruuts, Stanley Wilmon, Lexi Shrapnel, Diogenes Mainframe, and of course, K’en.
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February 11, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 1
488 Coat Check Your Bird
A new Keys from the Golden Vault adventure brings a prison break, but instead of breaking out, they need to get in!
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January 7, 2025 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 4
483 A Minigolf Situation
As they complete the Reach for the Stars adventure, the party learns how to kill a piece of architecture (put it in a mini-mall) and has a conversation with a sad, greasy cultist.
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December 31, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 3
482 I Don’t Like Experiencing Things
When this party meets a puddle of eyes and mouths, it quickly becomes nightmare monster vs nightmare monster!
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December 24, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 2
481 The Rug Receives the Poke
K’ronng’s sword gets a name, maps are confusing, and the party smells…things.
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December 17, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 1
480 A Bugbear in a Monocle
The Keys from the Golden Vault return, with a new addition to the group! Zanter Quickhands joins Jaee Raff, Levithia du Issigri, and K’ronng, as they break into a mansion and take a short rest in a very nice bathroom!
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March 12, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Stygian Gambit, Part 5
440 Plan L for Lion
The Stygian Gambit comes to a thrilling conclusion, but not before Revelle instigates even more lion chaos!
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March 5, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Stygian Gambit, Part 4
439 I Am A Loud Lion
Plan B - the B is for best. Or is it for bump? Baboon?
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February 27, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Stygian Gambit, Part 3
438 This Casino Is Not Airtight
Some rat shenanigans, a soak in the spa, and … Oh God! It’s a LION!
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February 20, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Stygian Gambit, Part 2
437 Rat Race
Come for the duelling intimidation checks, stay for the downtime portion of the heist.
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February 13, 2024 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Stygian Gambit, Part 1
436 Rule 6: Win! Win! Win!
TPK returns to the greater Varkenbluff area with another heisty challenge, in which Jaee, Levithia, Revelle, and K’ronng learn it’s better to rule in Hell than serve drinks at a casino.
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October 3, 2023 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Murkmire Malevolence, Part 3
417 A Coherent, Legitimate Plan
The conclusion of the Murkmire Malevolence teaches us there is nothing that a nightmare monster and a fog cloud can’t do together.
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September 26, 2023 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Murkmire Malevolence, Part 2
416 The Lion, the Witch, and the Hallway
We don’t want to ruin the whole gala when people are poisoned.
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September 19, 2023 — Keys from the Golden Vault - The Murkmire Malevolence, Part 1
415 Societies with Secrets
A new crew of adventurers takes on the Murkmire Malevolence and plans a museum heist in Varkenbluff. In case you were wondering, nothing is magical about the privies.