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Robot or Not? 34

Aperture Science

GlaDOS, Wheatley, turrets, cubes, spheres and more.

John Siracusa and Jason Snell

Bonus Track 229c

Listener Commentary: "Portal" with Clinton Phillips

This is a first for us. In this Bonus Track, Incomparable and Portal fan Clinton Phillips provides his own listener commentary on episode 229 of The Incomparable.

Jason Snell with Clinton Phillips

229

Divorce Mode

Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. With it, you can create your own portals. These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe. You, Subject Name Here, must be the pride of Subject Hometown Here.

You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go. It’s been fun. Don’t come back.

Jason Snell with Tiffany Arment, Brianna Wu, John Siracusa and Tony Sindelar