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Divorce Mode

Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. With it, you can create your own portals. These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe. You, Subject Name Here, must be the pride of Subject Hometown Here.

You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go. It’s been fun. Don’t come back.

Jason Snell with Tiffany Arment, Brianna Wu, John Siracusa and Tony Sindelar


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Sub-Episodes

Bonus Track: Listener Commentary: "Portal" with Clinton Phillips Bonus Track: Hovering Over the Butt

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