Twilight Movie Commentary
Just Let the Kids be Horny
Our Agents of S.M.O.O.C.H. are drinking on the job. Is this a good idea? Probably. Not. After discussing the creepy romanticness of the Twilight movie, we present our first tipsy commentary. This commentary expands on our regular Twilight discussion with immediate reactions to the movie through red wine tinted glasses. Which doesn’t make this movie any less blue. If chaotic commentary is your thing, uncork your bottle of red and press play on 1, 2, 3, Bella!
Listen to this episode (2 hours, 5 minutes)
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Drinking Game Rules
Take a drink when: - Edward does something creepy/romantic - Anyone looks like they’re constipated - Werewolves are alluded to - For unnecessarily explanatory dialogue - A vampire sparkles - Drink every time Edward saves Bella
Advanced rules: - Every time Bella say “Ahhhhhhh” - An agent says something about how blue this movie is
Box wine song you definitely need to listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DuHtNwcKkQ