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Agents of SMOOCH: Switch Harder

It’s time for the Incomprehensible Agents of S.M.O.O.C.H. to jump right into the Princess Switch: Switched Again. Should we have started with the first movie? Maybe. Do you need to? Nah. Just watch Vanessa Hudgens take on three accents while we swoon over wardrobe. We all want to go to Belgratenaro when it is awash in Christmas trees and lights.


Agents of SMOOCH: Do You Need a Little Tipple?

Our Incomprehensible Agents of S.M.O.O.C.H. are back in their best formal wear! You are invited to join us at the event of the Christmas Season: The Christmas Prince: Royal Wedding. Join Amber and King Richard as they struggle through the challenges of being rich and in love. Putting on your tiaras and join our Agents in this important festive mission. We are dedicated to bringing you all the Christmas Prince content you didn’t know you wanted.


Robot Or Not Bonus: Production Logos

Robot Or Not presents a Robot Or Not production of a Robot Or Not podcast.


"The Princess Bride" commentary track

Join Jason, David, Kathy, James, Steven, and Chip as they watch and talk about “The Princess Bride.”


Agents of SMOOCH: Dark Blue Rivendale

It’s time for our Underworld: Rise of the Lycans Halloween extra for our members. Yes! The Incomprehensible Agents of S.M.O.O.C.H. are back. This is the follow-up to our commentary for the OG Underworld. We have running jokes! We have hot, dirty, damp lycans! We have dark elves turned vampires! We have drinks! Moises is still trying to count us in. Kathy hates red vines. Annette reveals all her secrets. And Jean dials it in, and we don’t even notice. It’s a tipsy commentary. There will be nonsense and swearing so buckle the f* up Agents. Happy Hallow’s Eve!


Saga of Rereading Epics: Jack the Bodiless

Heya, member! This isn’t the last episode of Saga of Rereading Epics you’ll get early, but this is the last weekly drop for the moment, because we have not yet recorded the next episode. This ep will drop in the main feed on March 25, 2021.

We have started the final trilogy of Julian May’s epic series with a book that asks “what if the Kennedys, but psychic?”


Lazy Doctor Who: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Commentary

Yes, you read that right. Steven and Erika love The Rise of Skywalker, so they chatter their glee into microphones while watching so you can share the love.

Remember, there’s no requirement to listen to this, and we don’t want to hear you tell us we’re wrong for enjoying it.


Saga of Rereading Epics: The Metaconcert

Haloo, Incomparable member! You’re super-keen, so you get this podcast super-early. It’ll drop in the main feed February 25, 2021.

Intervention concludes with a fairly epic showdown. There’s some dark, dark stuff here, but it’s such a wild ride! And Uncle Rogi continues to be a lovely old crank.


A Legitimate Salvage Member Special 2020

Chip, Kayti, Jen, and Warren have done the unthinkable—they’ve actually listened to some listeners’ demands and READ The Expanse fiction! Wary of having the TV experience spoiled, they’re delving into Amos’s backstory with The Churn, while checking in on a bit of news since Season 4 ended—including the disappointing alleged behavior of actor Cas Anvar.


Saga of Rereading Epics: The Surveillance

Greetings, member! Welcome to the “present”, where you get to hear this ep early! It’ll drop in the main feed January 25, 2021.

After travelling six million years into the future, Lisa and Erika grapple with a tonal shift, but it’s a shift that feels pretty good once we settle in — in great part because Uncle Rogi is a cantankerous delight!


Now Do Me as William Powell

Lions, Towers & Shields Productions presents a members-only classic movie character draft, featuring some of your favorite LTS and Incomparable panelists. We draft characters roughly from 1930 to 1960. Roughly. Because Shelly is a nice host.


Agents of SMOOCH: We're Porn Friends Now

Did anyone ask for this? NO! But we did it anyway, just for our members. After our summer of Twilight *Commentaries, we had to do the *Twilight *FanFic come *Fifty Shades of Grey. This is definitely an NSFW and not safe for little ears episode of drinking, giggling, and entertaining each other when the movie fails to. There was pre-drinking. There will be drunk shopping. There will be much disdain. No one will actually know what is happening but when do we?
Are we sorry we did this? Maybe. Will we do the rest of the movies? No. Not even for you, dear listeners.


Not Playing Commentary: Heaven Can Wait

Welcome to the special members-only commentary track for this Not Playing bonus episode. Sync up this track with your own copy of Heaven Can Wait and watch along in real time with Lex and Dan!


Saga of Rereading Epics: The Adversary

Hi there, member! We think you’re swell, so we’re letting you hear this ep early! It’ll drop in the main feed on December 25, 2020.

Julian May wraps up the Saga of Pliocene Exile. As usual, we have thoughts! And feelings! Who got a good ending? Who got the shaft? How did this strike us now as compared to our first times through? All this and more if you just hit “Play”.


Defocused: Make Shrek Crocs Real

I can’t believe I went looking for Dreamworks porn and I found it.

The Defocused 2020 Member Episode.

Shrek 2 with Mikah Sargent.


Saga of Rereading Epics: The Nonborn King

Hello, gracious member! Congratulations on being super cool and getting this podcast now instead of November 25, 2020.

Lisa and Erika really dig into where Julian May might have been coming from. She gave a few of her characters a raw deal, and really tips her hand starting with the title of the book itself. Reading this novel with 2019-brain is a very different exercise than our first reads-through. (Yes, we recorded this episode in 2019.)


Not Playing Commentary: We Are Marshall

Welcome to the special members-only commentary track for this Not Playing bonus episode. Sync up this track with your own copy of We Are Marshall and watch along in real time with Lex and Dan!


Saga of Rereading Epics: The Golden Torc

Hi, member! Congratulations on being awesome and getting this podcast now instead of October 25, 2020.

The saga continues with the other half of Group Green. We have so many feelings about spoilery recaps, mopey Elizabeth, savvy Mercy, and so much “Oh Bryan. Why?”


Saga of Rereading Epics: The Many Colored Land

Hello member! You get this shiny podcast a whole month early!

Erika and Lisa dive headlong into their epic re-read just as Group Green dives headlong into Earth’s Pliocene Epoch. With either live up to expectations?


Not Playing Commentary: The Blind Side

Welcome to the special members-only commentary track for this Not Playing bonus episode. Sync up this track with your own copy of The Blind Side and watch along in real time with Lex and Dan!


7 or C?

Tony Sindelar hosts a game show that will never be released.


Not Playing Commentary: Varsity Blues

Welcome to the special members-only commentary track for this Not Playing bonus episode. Sync up this track with your own copy of Varsity Blues and watch along in real time with Lex and Dan!


Not Playing Commentary: Necessary Roughness

Welcome to the special members-only commentary track for this Not Playing bonus episode. Sync up this track with your own copy of Necessary Roughness and watch along in real time with Lex and Dan!


Sophomore Lit: The Hunt for Red October

Join Jason Snell as we discuss Submarines, the Cold War, and BASIC programming in the 80s: it’s Tom Clancy’s The Hunt for Red October (1984).


Not Playing Commentary: Any Given Sunday

Welcome to the special members-only commentary track for this Not Playing bonus episode. Sync up this track with your own copy of Any Given Sunday and watch along in real time with Lex and Dan!


Agents of SMOOCH: Red Vine Daddy

We go for a deeper, darker shade of blue in The Incomprehensible Agents of S.M.O.O.C.H’s commentary of Underworld with Kate Beckinsale who wears just the right amount of leather. It’s like Twilight had a baby with The Matrix but with Neo and Bella but more Vampires and Lycans but fewer computer programmers or something. About halfway through we question all our life choices. Whoever called this a romance should probably be fired, except Annette promises there’s a hybrid love child and more Michael Sheen coming in The Rise of the Lycans. This commentary dies a slow vampiric death more than it ends. Will we continue? Probably not. But maybe Director Annette will persuade them.


Not Playing Commentary: Rudy

Welcome to the special members-only commentary track for this Not Playing bonus episode. Sync up this track with your own copy of Rudy and watch along in real time with Lex and Dan!


Not Playing Commentary: Friday Night Lights

Welcome to the special members-only commentary track for this Not Playing bonus episode. Sync up this track with your own copy of Friday Night Lights and watch along in real time with Lex and Dan!


Agents of SMOOCH: Big Ripe Banana

Our Incomprehensible Agents of S.M.O.O.C.H. mourn (yes seriously) the end of our Twilight journey with much singing and attempts at speaking French. Will Bella and Edward be okay? Do we like wolves now? WTF is this imprinting thing? Will Moises convince you that this is the greatest movie ever made? Listen as it slowly dawns on Annette that she has never actually watched the last movie in the Twilight series, so she finally has an excuse for remembering nothing. In the end, it’s not about the wolves or the vamps. It’s about the Incomprehensible friends and podcast spin-offs we make along the way. Come find us all at La Push when this pandemic thing is over.


Agents of SMOOCH: Tiny Pack Wolf Meeting

Our dedicated Incomprehensible Agents are entering the final mission, part 1 with the Breaking Dawn, Part 1 commentary. Rumour is this is when the Twilight movies get good. But where is Michael Sheen? And does anything really happen? Is that filmed on a blue screen? Our Agents throw themselves into this mission with wedding fashion critiques and lots of distractions. And we talk about sex, baby.