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Julian May wraps up the Saga of Pliocene Exile. As usual, we have thoughts! And feelings! Who got a good ending? Who got the shaft? How did this strike us now as compared to our first times through? All this and more if you just hit “Play”.
Defocused: Make Shrek Crocs Real
I can’t believe I went looking for Dreamworks porn and I found it.
The Defocused 2020 Member Episode.
Shrek 2 with Mikah Sargent.
Saga of Rereading Epics: The Nonborn King
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Lisa and Erika really dig into where Julian May might have been coming from. She gave a few of her characters a raw deal, and really tips her hand starting with the title of the book itself. Reading this novel with 2019-brain is a very different exercise than our first reads-through. (Yes, we recorded this episode in 2019.)
Not Playing Commentary: We Are Marshall
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Saga of Rereading Epics: The Golden Torc
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The saga continues with the other half of Group Green. We have so many feelings about spoilery recaps, mopey Elizabeth, savvy Mercy, and so much “Oh Bryan. Why?”
Saga of Rereading Epics: The Many Colored Land
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Erika and Lisa dive headlong into their epic re-read just as Group Green dives headlong into Earth’s Pliocene Epoch. With either live up to expectations?
Not Playing Commentary: The Blind Side
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7 or C?
Tony Sindelar hosts a game show that will never be released.
Not Playing Commentary: Varsity Blues
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Not Playing Commentary: Necessary Roughness
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Sophomore Lit: The Hunt for Red October
Join Jason Snell as we discuss Submarines, the Cold War, and BASIC programming in the 80s: it’s Tom Clancy’s The Hunt for Red October (1984).
Not Playing Commentary: Any Given Sunday
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Agents of SMOOCH: Red Vine Daddy
We go for a deeper, darker shade of blue in The Incomprehensible Agents of S.M.O.O.C.H’s commentary of Underworld with Kate Beckinsale who wears just the right amount of leather. It’s like Twilight had a baby with The Matrix but with Neo and Bella but more Vampires and Lycans but fewer computer programmers or something. About halfway through we question all our life choices. Whoever called this a romance should probably be fired, except Annette promises there’s a hybrid love child and more Michael Sheen coming in The Rise of the Lycans. This commentary dies a slow vampiric death more than it ends. Will we continue? Probably not. But maybe Director Annette will persuade them.
Not Playing Commentary: Rudy
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Not Playing Commentary: Friday Night Lights
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Agents of SMOOCH: Big Ripe Banana
Our Incomprehensible Agents of S.M.O.O.C.H. mourn (yes seriously) the end of our Twilight journey with much singing and attempts at speaking French. Will Bella and Edward be okay? Do we like wolves now? WTF is this imprinting thing? Will Moises convince you that this is the greatest movie ever made? Listen as it slowly dawns on Annette that she has never actually watched the last movie in the Twilight series, so she finally has an excuse for remembering nothing. In the end, it’s not about the wolves or the vamps. It’s about the Incomprehensible friends and podcast spin-offs we make along the way. Come find us all at La Push when this pandemic thing is over.
Agents of SMOOCH: Tiny Pack Wolf Meeting
Our dedicated Incomprehensible Agents are entering the final mission, part 1 with the Breaking Dawn, Part 1 commentary. Rumour is this is when the Twilight movies get good. But where is Michael Sheen? And does anything really happen? Is that filmed on a blue screen? Our Agents throw themselves into this mission with wedding fashion critiques and lots of distractions. And we talk about sex, baby.
Agents of SMOOCH: Dollar Store Sheryl Crow
This is the chaotic evil of commentaries. Do we talk about the movie Eclipse? Not really. Do we talk? Non-stop. The characters talk and talk and talk and the Agents talk right over them. We redefine raspberries, listen to Foghorn Leghorn wannabe Yoda, and keep shouting “shirtless wolves.” The longer this goes the more Incomprehensible we get. So enter if you dare. You won’t be sorry. We aren’t. But we might be tomorrow.
Not Playing Commentary: Invincible
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Trivial Retreat: Pilot Episode (edited)
This is a new game called Trivial Retreat! In it, players get information from the back of a Trivial Pursuit Genus Edition card and then try to guess the questions—or invent better ones. (The unedited mess is in the Bootleg feed; this is an edited version that is a lot more presentable.)
Agents of SMOOCH: I Could Go for Some Lugnuts
Join our Incomprehensible Agents of SMOOCH for the Twilight: New Moon Commentary. Yeah. There are some plot holes in New Moon, the second movie in the Twilight series, but there are some pretty people who make a lot of faces. Some good. Some really not good. Also Michael Sheen. The moment our agents reach the correct level of tipsy, we realized that jorts with no shirts are the epitome of fashion. Grab a glass or two or probably three and join us in Agents of S.M.O.O.C.H’s first members-only tipsy commentary from The Incomprehensible or something like that. Eclipse coming 2010.
A Threat, A Level, A Level Level Threat Watch-Along
Grab a bag of popcorn from the break room and join us as we talk over the full version of the instant classic feel good action comedy drama of Threat Level Midnight, a Great Scott production.
Corner of the Sky: Original Cast Album: Co-Op
To accompany the Corner of the Sky main show episode about Company, Quinn and Truj talk about the Documentary Now! parody of Original Cast Album: Company—“Original Cast Album: Co-Op.”
Phil and Lisa Ruin Frozen Peas
Nothing is more important than the simple act of people getting together.
Movies ruined: Findus Fish Fingers.
Not Playing Commentary: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
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"Return of the Jedi" commentary track
John Siracusa, Aleen Simms, Kelly Guimont, Dan Moren, Cicero Holmes, and Jason Snell watch “Return of the Jedi” with you. (Just press play when we tell you. Be sure to turn off all silence-removal features and set the playback to 1x speed.)
This commentary track is for the Special Edition version, which you should also be able to find on Disney+. You can also listen to the version timed to the “despecialized edition” we watched if you prefer.
"The Force Awakens" commentary track
John Siracusa, Kathy Campbell, James Thomson, David J. Loehr, Moises Chiullan, Aleen Simms, and Jason Snell watch “The Force Awakens” with you. (You’ll need to get a copy of The Force Awakens and press play when we tell you. Be sure to turn off all silence-removal features and set the playback to 1x speed.)
The original version of this was missing David’s audio due to a file copy mishap. It’s here in this version. Listen to this one.
Not Playing Commentary: Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
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Not Playing Commentary: The Fate of the Furious
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Not Playing Commentary: Furious 7
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