In this episode, Julia completely unironically uses the words “inane brilliance”. Also, there’s some deja vu.
July 13, 2021 • 37 minutes • In this episode, Julia completely unironically uses the words "inane brilliance". • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
57
Last Holiday
(Queen Latifah, not Alec Guinness.) Yet another movie with incredible food footage! Also fabulous clothing, fascinating side characters, and LL Cool J as not LL Cool J.
June 24, 2021 • 47 minutes • (Queen Latifah, not Alec Guinness.) • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
56
Mamma Mia
More ABBA! We think of alternate titles and alternate dads, and try to refrain from singing along.
June 17, 2021 • 47 minutes • More ABBA! We think of alternate titles and alternate dads, and try to refrain from singing along. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
55
Sister Act (and SA2: Back In The Habit)
We do get a tiny bit sidetracked by things like the plural noun for nuns and whether or not they can own motorbikes - but mostly we and our special guest talk about high and low stakes, musical numbers, and saving the ice rink.
May 28, 2021 • 1 hour, 5 minutes • High and low stakes, musical numbers, and saving the ice rink. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
54
Joyful Noise
This movie has Dolly Parton, Queen Latifah, and montages - and it’s one heck of a roller coaster.
May 18, 2021 • 47 minutes • This movie has Dolly Parton, Queen Latifah, and montages - and it's one heck of a roller coaster. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
53
Josie and the Pussycats
Orange is the new pink and it’s time to get Y2K to the max. Time for a star-studded movie with a great soundtrack.
May 14, 2021 • 54 minutes • Orange is the new pink and it's time to get Y2K to the max. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
52
Muriel’s Wedding
Musical May! And it’s ABBA time with this many-faceted Australian bouquet.
May 3, 2021 • 51 minutes • It's ABBA time with this many-faceted Australian bouquet. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
51
The Princess Bride
For our pod-birthday, AJ watches this cult classic for the first time and hopes that people will stop yelling at him about it.
Among the things that got cut for time: The history of snake oil, medieval superstitions about supernumerary fingers, and actual R.O.U.S-es.
April 27, 2021 • 57 minutes • For our pod-birthday, AJ watches this cult classic for the first time and hopes that people will stop yelling at him about it. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
50
L.A. Story
Self-confessed Steve Martin aficionado AJ discovers a gem that he has somehow missed. Julia ponders picking up the tuba.
April 20, 2021 • 51 minutes • Self-confessed Steve Martin aficionado AJ discovers a gem that he has somehow missed. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
49
Always Be My Maybe
This movie made us happy - and hungry. (Seriously, there is quite a bit of deleted material that is just about restaurants and food.) We also talk a bit about the crap AAPI people have to deal with both in and out of Hollywod.
April 12, 2021 • 52 minutes • This movie made us happy - and hungry. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
48
The Truth About Cats And Dogs
Julia confesses to having a butt for radio; AJ starts to wonder if he misses LA. Also, Janeane Garofalo is awesome.
April 6, 2021 • 59 minutes • Julia confesses to having a butt for radio; AJ starts to wonder if he misses LA. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
47
My Best Friend’s Wedding
Or “You made your bed, and now I’m going to eat crackers in it.” Time for a possibly subversive classic with a lot of layers.
April 1, 2021 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Time for a possibly subversive classic with a lot of layers. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
46
Three Men And A Baby
Antony Johnston pops in for a discussion of a movie that is both darker and funnier than we maybe expected. (Accordingly, there is a generous amount of talk about illicit substances.)
March 22, 2021 • 1 hour, 18 minutes • Antony Johnston pops in for a discussion of a movie that is both darker and funnier than we maybe expected. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox with Antony Johnston
45
Love Jones
Two young people meet, and bond over jazz and Shaw. Two slightly older people meet, and bond over a movie they both liked.
March 15, 2021 • 51 minutes • Two young people meet, and bond over jazz and Shaw. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
44
Magic Mike
Why did Julia dub this movie “Flashdance in reverse”? Also: A lot of gender politics, not enough fun costumes, and quite a bit of not-family-friendly confusion and sputtering.
March 8, 2021 • 56 minutes • A lot of gender politics, not enough fun costumes, and quite a bit of not-family-friendly confusion and sputtering. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
43
The Lake House
Glenn Fleishman came on to talk about a movie that is all over the place. And time.
March 2, 2021 • 1 hour, 14 minutes • Glenn Fleishman came on to talk about a movie that is all over the place. And time. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox with Glenn Fleishman
42
But I’m A Cheerleader
Sometimes you don’t want to paint with just pink or blue. You need the whole rainbow. (This episode contains some frank discussion about some ways that society makes life horrible for queer and trans kids.)
February 23, 2021 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Sometimes you don't want to paint with just pink or blue. You need the whole rainbow. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
41
You’ve Got Mail
Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan reunite to meet and not meet and sort of meet in this secret pen pal romp. And we get super nostalgic about the internet of old.
February 17, 2021 • 55 minutes • Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan reunite to meet and not meet and sort of meet in this secret pen pal romp. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
40
Big Business
So many sisters! And to make it even better, there’s an extra sister on the show!
February 9, 2021 • 1 hour, 13 minutes • So many sisters! And to make it even better, there's an extra sister on the show! • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
39
Nine Months
Apoplectic rage, intergenerational beef, and Team Cat. This movie was not good for anyone’s blood pressure.
February 1, 2021 • 51 minutes • Apoplectic rage, intergenerational beef, and Team Cat. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
38
The Proposal
Going from the city that never sleeps, to the island where the sun never sets. And both AJ and Julia have things to say about eternal daytime. But also about a lot of other things.
January 26, 2021 • 55 minutes • Going from the city that never sleeps, to the island where the sun never sets. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
37
Two Weeks Notice
Just when you thought it was safe to go back on Netflix, you get smacked with the worst cameo ever.
(Yes, there should be an apostrophe in the title. There isn’t.)
January 18, 2021 • 53 minutes • Just when you thought it was safe to go back on Netflix, you get smacked with the worst cameo ever. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
36
Miss Congeniality
The perfect date? April 25th. Or just watching this movie and eating pizza.
January 12, 2021 • 53 minutes • The perfect date? April 25th. Or just watching this movie and eating pizza. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
35
When Harry Met Sally
Ah, the hubris to attempt to improve upon Nora Ephron. But we do our best - after we talk through Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan’s meandering road to love.
December 28, 2020 • 58 minutes • Ah, the hubris to attempt to improve upon Nora Ephron. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
34
The Knight Before Christmas
Three merry nerds set off on a somewhat muddled quest. Kathy Campbell joins us as we try to figure out what is going on and when. And where. And how.
December 21, 2020 • 1 hour, 8 minutes • Three merry nerds set off on a somewhat muddled quest. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
33
Happiest Season
Katie Mack joins us to talk about a movie that is so right in some ways and so wrong in many others.
December 14, 2020 • 1 hour, 13 minutes • Katie Mack joins us to talk about a movie that is so right in some ways and so wrong in many others. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox with Katie Mack
32
While You Were Sleeping
Alternate title: “Sleeping Beauty and the very good ensemble cast.”
December 8, 2020 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Alternate title: "Sleeping Beauty and the very good ensemble cast." • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
31
Sweet November
We bring on a special guest to talk about Chekhov’s driver’s license, handknits, and manic pixie dream calendars.
November 30, 2020 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • Chekhov's driver's license, handknits, and manic pixie dream calendars. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
30
Son-In-Law
Or, as AJ dubs it, “Redemption Arc: The Movie”. We discover that some 90s movies are way more fun to revisit than you might think!
November 23, 2020 • 48 minutes • We discover that some 90s movies are way more fun to revisit than you might think! • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
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Serendipity
How much should you leave up to fate? And once you’ve done that, how hard should you try and steer fate? We have Thoughts.
November 16, 2020 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • How much should you leave up to fate? And once you've done that, how hard should you try and steer fate? We have Thoughts. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
28
Holidate
Holidays, Hays code, and hella sighing. We take on a movie that is not what it seems.
November 10, 2020 • 57 minutes • Holidays, Hays code, and hella sighing. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
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Love and Basketball
All is fair in love and romantic comedies. (If you take a drink every time we don’t know something about sports, you will be passed out halfway through this episode.)
November 2, 2020 • 50 minutes • All is fair in love and romantic comedies. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
26
Practical Magic
Julia has a field day and a lot of head canon, AJ has an epiphany, and everyone has margaritas.
October 27, 2020 • 50 minutes • Julia has a field day and a lot of head canon, AJ has an epiphany, and everyone has margaritas. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
25
Interview With The Vampire
Gonzo journalism, homeopathy, plural nouns, and so much more in this discussion of a bloodsucker classic. One of us is way too invested in the science of the supernatural and it is not AJ.
October 20, 2020 • 1 hour, 6 minutes • Gonzo journalism, homeopathy, plural nouns, and so much more in this discussion of a bloodsucker classic. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
24
The Craft
Are we the weirdos? We are the weirdos. Get ready for questionable CGI and a lot of witchy stuff as we take on the four corners.
Content note: There is some discussion about suicide and self harm around the twelve-minute mark.
October 12, 2020 • 1 hour, 1 minute • Are we the weirdos? We are the weirdos. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
23
Twilight
We have a very special very passionate guest on, to talk about very sparkly vampires. Does Julia accidentally use the words “immortal boner”? Absolutely.
October 4, 2020 • 1 hour, 11 minutes • We have a very special very passionate guest on, to talk about very sparkly vampires. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
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Bonus! Agents of Smooch: Eurovision
Enjoy a special bonus crossover episode! The Agents of Smooch did a travel series this summer and one of the places they visited was Iceland, for Eurovision: The Story of Fire Saga.
October 1, 2020 • 57 minutes • The Agents of Smooch did a travel series this summer and one of the places they visited was Iceland, for Eurovision: The Story of Fire Saga. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
21
Reality Bites
Does the world, in fact, owe you a Snickers? Are you team Troy or team Michael? And what movie did AJ think we were talking about?
September 28, 2020 • 55 minutes • Does the world, in fact, owe you a Snickers? • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
20
Love, Guaranteed
Sometimes, you just need a really nice movie. Rachael Leigh Cook and Damon Wayans Jr are really nice people in a really nice movie. Is that so bad?
September 21, 2020 • 51 minutes • Rachael Leigh Cook and Damon Wayans Jr are really nice people in a really nice movie. Is that so bad? • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
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How Stella Got Her Groove Back
Angela Bassett is an international treasure - but maybe, surprisingly, not the best thing about this movie. Also: Is this actually just a remake of Hook? And is Hey There Delilah about Whoopi Goldberg?
September 14, 2020 • 55 minutes • Is this actually just a remake of Hook? • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
18
A League Of Their Own
There’s no crying in baseball, but there is a lot of crying on the couch. Two people who know extremely little about sports but a LOT about montages talk about one of the best sports movies of all time.
September 7, 2020 • 57 minutes • There's no crying in baseball, but there is a lot of crying on the couch. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
17
She’s All That
It’s a trip down so many memory lanes. The quotes. The dance sequence. The cast! Along the way we learn things about speaker systems, AJ’s childhood, and a very special script doctor.
September 1, 2020 • 52 minutes • It's a trip down so many memory lanes. The quotes. The dance sequence. The cast! • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
16
Music and Lyrics
We dive into a (Buddha’s) delight and take detours to declare our love for Adam Schlesinger and Kristen Johnston. Find out why AJ calls this the best meet-cute ever, and why Julia has been playing the soundtrack for over ten years.
August 24, 2020 • 57 minutes • We dive into a (Buddha's) delight and take detours to declare our love for Adam Schlesinger and Kristen Johnston. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
15
Pretty Woman
A white knight in a white limo - or a pretty grim love story, even with the friendlier final script? We hang out with Vivian and Edward but mostly with Hector Elizondo.
August 17, 2020 • 50 minutes • A white knight in a white limo - or a pretty grim love story, even with the friendlier final script? • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
14
Love, Simon
A modern classic? Quite possibly. We discuss a lovely coming-out and coming-of-age story.
August 11, 2020 • 57 minutes • A modern classic? Quite possibly. We discuss a lovely coming-out and coming-of-age story. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
13
Dirty Dancing
A Greek chorus and a Swiss watch are obviously things that come up when you talk about one of the greatest movies of all time, right? Spoiler: One of us had never seen Dirty Dancing before.
August 3, 2020 • 49 minutes • A Greek chorus and a Swiss watch are obviously things that come up when you talk about one of the greatest movies of all time, right? • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
12
Pitch Perfect
Aca-awesome, you guys. We discover some unexpected personal connections to this competition-movie staple - and neither of us sings, we promise.
July 28, 2020 • 51 minutes • We discover some unexpected personal connections to this competition-movie staple - and neither of us sings, we promise. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
11
Beaches
Schmaltz! But it has to be good schmaltz. We go looking for the wind beneath our wings and some truly wonderful art direction.
July 20, 2020 • 52 minutes • Schmaltz! But it has to be good schmaltz. We go looking for the wind beneath our wings and some truly wonderful art direction. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
10
My Life In Ruins
Also NOT known as My Big Fat Greek Vacation. But it could be.
We take a fantasy vacation to explore ruins and romance. And souvlaki.
July 13, 2020 • 50 minutes • We take a fantasy vacation to explore ruins and romance. And souvlaki. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
9
27 Dresses
A wardrobe montage! A jukebox sing-along! Judy Greer! Witty quips! This movie has all the components for a great romcom, but does it make the most of them? Spoiler: This episode contains quite a bit of sighing and grumbling.
July 6, 2020 • 48 minutes • A wardrobe montage! A jukebox sing-along! Judy Greer! Witty quips! This movie has all the components for a great romcom, but does it make the most of them? • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
8
Kissing Jessica Stein
When a special girlfriend, meets a special girlfriend… Julia is worried that this favorite from her teens will not have aged well. Has it? And what scene still gives her goosebumps just talking about it?
June 29, 2020 • 52 minutes • When a special girlfriend, meets a special girlfriend… Julia is worried that this favorite from her teens will not have aged well. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
7
His Girl Friday
Rapid-fire dialogue, very big hats, and a LOT of plot. Is “It’s In The Blood” a better title? Who does Julia think deserves a kick in the nads? And what does this classic screwball comedy have in common with Sleepless in Seattle? We dive into one of the greats.
June 22, 2020 • 52 minutes • Rapid-fire dialogue, very big hats, and a LOT of plot. We dive into one of the greats. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
6
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion
But who IS the Mary, and who’s the Rhoda? We go back to the nineties - and the eighties - to see how well this technicolor romp holds up.
(The explicit rating here is primarily because of some word choices in a BLM statement before the start of the show.)
June 15, 2020 • 48 minutes • But who IS the Mary, and who’s the Rhoda? We go back to the nineties – and the eighties – to see how well this technicolor romp holds up. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
5
Boomerang
Eddy Murphy is a horndog, men and women are hilariously different, and Eartha Kitt and Grace Jones are divine blessings. (Heads up for some explicit language here, so if you don’t want your kids to ask you for instance what an O face is, maybe use head phones.)
May 25, 2020 • 45 minutes • Eddy Murphy is a horndog, men and women are hilariously different, and Eartha Kitt and Grace Jones are divine blessings. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
4
Pretty in Pink
Let’s go back to Wealthy White People High and hang out with Andie, Ducky, and Blaine. You won’t want to miss the expert fashion research!
May 18, 2020 • 54 minutes • Let’s go back to Wealthy White People High and hang out with Andie, Ducky, and Blaine. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
3
To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before
Fake relationships, precocious meddling pre-teens, and ski-trips. It’s a classic recipe for a teen rom com, and we have a big bite and discuss the results.
May 11, 2020 • 45 minutes • Fake relationships, precocious meddling pre-teens, and ski-trips. It’s a classic recipe for a teen rom com, and we have a big bite and discuss the results. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
2
Love Potion no. 9
(Content note: We discuss issues of magic and consent, but nothing too graphic. And this may be my favorite content note ever.) Sandra Bullock and Tate Donovan are simply irresistible, thanks to Madame Ruth. Yes, it’s based way too closely on the song. Or not closely enough? We wish for more cop kissing and less sorority crashing.
May 4, 2020 • 53 minutes • Sandra Bullock and Tate Donovan are simply irresistible, thanks to Madame Ruth. Yes, it's based way too closely on the song. • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
1
Sleepless in Seattle
“You don’t want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie.”
We take on one of the great classics, Nora Ephron’s Sleepless in Seattle. Is it what we remember - and does it need fixing? (And then, of course, we make it WEIRD.)
April 26, 2020 • 37 minutes • Julia Skott and AJ Knox
